How to be friends with me 101
1. Bring me to animal shelters to look at the animals
2. Send me the latest memes
3. Don’t diss Kpop, anime, and ThatPoppy’s song Lowlife
4. Buy me chicken flavoured instant noodles
6. Get me pastel goth clothes
7. Treat me like a prince or king by answering my orders to get me food with “Yes, your highness”
8. Always get me dessert first
9. Don’t say you dislike chocolate even if you do. Just don’t say it.
10. Get me stuffed animals
11. Bring me to Tokyo and Korea
13. Tell me I’m handsome af
14. Complement my edgy outfits
16. Suggest tattoos I should get
17. Bring me to the damn gym
18. Act like you’re hurt so I can give you some of my love
20. Help me button up my shirt
21. Tell me I’m smart even though I’m not
22. Give me constructive criticism on my art (like how I can make it better)
24. Buy me 30 sketchbooks that have 100 pages or more each
25. Bring me to get ice cream when im sad
26. Make me hot cocoa when I’m sick
27. Bring me my heating pad when I’m on my period
29. Act like a cat in order to get extra snacks
30. Love me as a friend or best friend
31. Cuddle with me when I can’t sleep
36. Bring me to concerts im interested in seeing
37. Say Josh Dun and/or Brendon Urie is hot
38. Write stories with me
39. Buy me clothing magazines
40. Buy me sushi if you’re too lazy to get mcdonalds
41. Make me drawing references even if you can’t draw
43. Dye my hair pastel colours, and dye my roots black
44. Tell me I don’t look good with blue eyes, and that green eyes would suit me
45. Say my pale skin makes me cute
46. Help me pick out clothes
47. Buy me fucking combat boots and converse sneakers
48. Ripped black skinny jeans, ripped black skinny jeans, ripped black skinny jeans!
49. Draw me a self portrait of yourself
52. Hang up my clothes, but organize them in design and size (for example, I wear 10′s and 11′s, so organize those)
53. Buy me over sized hoodies
56. Make me and you flower crowns
60. Fucked up stories from your childhood
62. Play The Walking Dead with me
63. Tell me I have a great personality
66. Always make room for me I feel you’re taking up all the couch space
67. Tell me cats are cute
68. Get me a husky named Stormcloud
69. Go horse-back riding with me
70. Dye your hair, i don’t care what colour
71. If you like your hair the way it is, you just need to curl the tips
73. Buy me anime figurines
75. Watch Netflix with me
76. Introduce me to your favourite kind of music (not country please)
78. Comment on Lucoa’s breasts
79. Wear a dress for a day despite your gender
80. If you’re a tomboy, wear pink all day. If you’re girly, wear tomboyish stuff all day. If you’re male, dress either tomboyish or girly. In other words, you need to crossdress for a day
81. Don’t diss rock music
82. Buy me stuff if I’m too lazy
83. Calm me down if I’m having an anxiety attack
84. Ask me how my day went
85. Send me pictures of cute animals
88. Make a fake accent to make me laugh
89. Go out to a pastry shop with me and get sweets
90. Bring me to a restaurant
91. Play with claw machines until you win two things. One for you, one for me
93. Don’t hog all the couch space
94. Wrap me up into a blanket burrito if I’m cold, then hold me
96. Draw all over my arms with sharpie while I’m sleeping
98. Don’t be lgbtq+ phobic
100. Help me take over the world