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@ask-mephisto-ih
Greetings humans, I am Mephisto
The devil
From the bible
I made deals with Parker (he still misses me) and Riri (fresh meat)
[ooc]
The mod is @spaghettiosonaboat
I am fine with NSFW asks
The account is pronounced “Ask Mephisto”, I had to put the IH for ironheart (because evb wants to be funny and take the username)
Then what happened to my job huh??? I know you did something to get me fired
-unemployed reporter anon
BRO THAT WAS NOT ME WHAT THE FUCK
Im telling clown that you tried to kidnap me
-unemployed reporter anon
SHHH NO WAIT DONT SAY SHIT SMALL CHILD
THAT BITCH IS SCARY PLEASE
That’s why his hood is cheap as fuck
Cheap? Bitch that shit Armani
Get that good shit for my fav twink
First of all, I am not a twink. Second of all, who fucking asked either of you???
Yk you fw it bbg
That’s why his hood is cheap as fuck
Cheap? Bitch that shit Armani
Get that good shit for my fav twink
PARKER LIKES BEING PEGGED HARD BY WOMEN
@ask-thehood
@ask-thehood
I cast a spell
Bippity boppity boo
@ask-thehood @ask-riri
Don’t get divorced
This is only phase 1 of my plan
I need this to work
(I will take the hood and Natalie away and I will curse everything you love)
Moon Knight anon
Father
Have you ever wondered why Mephisto seems to be scared of clown?
I haven't the faintest of clues, kid.
Cause that bitch is scary
Especially after what she did November 3rd 2017
What.
I call it the incident
All those poor souls…..
Nope!
-reporter anon
Nope????
wtf is nope
Moon Knight anon
Father
Have you ever wondered why Mephisto seems to be scared of clown?
I haven't the faintest of clues, kid.
Cause that bitch is scary
Especially after what she did November 3rd 2017
Came home and Mephisto was on my couch. I screamed and I am in a hotel room. Send help. Immediately.
You creamed
Don’t lie
I screamed. You saw me go pale. You saw me scamper away like a pussy.
Can’t deny those feelings bbg
What feelings? Of anger? Of resentment?
You sent me a text asking to come over
Came home and Mephisto was on my couch. I screamed and I am in a hotel room. Send help. Immediately.
You creamed
Don’t lie
I screamed. You saw me go pale. You saw me scamper away like a pussy.
Can’t deny those feelings bbg
Came home and Mephisto was on my couch. I screamed and I am in a hotel room. Send help. Immediately.
You creamed
Don’t lie
I am CHOOSING to ignore whatever the hell I just saw.
I am going to go to the bar.
No words cuz you're ashamed you have nothing better to do 😂😂
Blow me, twinkatron
You'd be into that, huh?
I’d actually throw up but go off ig
Then why say anything?
I will call your pimp daddy don’t play with me
The only person I ever called 'daddy' was my father, bitch. That was when I was, what? Three?
@ask-mephisto-ih
You should know better than to trust demons.
The demon pegs you
I know where to put my money
He never pegs me. He stares at me. Unnervingly.
I lay it down
Don’t lie
More like you lay down.
I will take that hood from you
I am CHOOSING to ignore whatever the hell I just saw.
I am going to go to the bar.
No words cuz you're ashamed you have nothing better to do 😂😂
Blow me, twinkatron
You'd be into that, huh?
I’d actually throw up but go off ig
Then why say anything?
I will call your pimp daddy don’t play with me
The only person I ever called 'daddy' was my father, bitch. That was when I was, what? Three?
@ask-mephisto-ih
You should know better than to trust demons.
The demon pegs you
I know where to put my money
He never pegs me. He stares at me. Unnervingly.
I lay it down
Don’t lie
@ask-thehood
Thanks for last night
That was fun
I am at a loss for words.
DID YOU HAVE TO POST THIS??
