CLOWN 🤡💣💣

[ask-clown]

What’s gooooood, it’s ya girl Clown, Parker’s pyrotechnics genius, and the baddest in the room

Got the idea to wanna socialize and see what yall be doing on here

Ask me questionssss

[Out of Character]

The mod for this acc is @spaghettiosonaboat

I am fine with NSFW(to a certain point), No asks about pregnancy

The storyline is at any point in the show, I can answer any asks

The account goes offline from 11pm-6am EST

This blog was made 7/15/25

[ask-parker-616]

@ask-thehood

I get that you're gay bro

But your ex-wife kinda bad

Not badder than my girl

Still bad

[ask-thehood]

@ask-clown?? She's taken.

[ask-parker-616]

I do not want her ass bro

I'm just pointing out you fumbled

[ask-thehood]

I did not fumble. I'm gay.

[ask-parker-616]

Then how did you guys get to the point of her being your ex-WIFE

[ask-thehood]

I don't even know. @ask-clown

[ask-clown]

Sometimes a hoe be delusional

T'was a rough time

[im-no-mutt]

Oh hell nah I'm leaving the country sorry unc @ask-thehood

[ask-parker-616]

Your eye is mine lil bro

[im-no-mutt]

Nah ✌️

[ask-parker-616]

I can see you packing a suitcase through your bedroom window

Look to the left

[im-no-mutt]

I am not falling for your gaslighting nonsense.

[ask-clown]

Kid he’s being deadass I fear

[ask-clown]

@ask-thehood

Two things:

I have a broken leg now because I didn’t talk, you’re welcome

But the hot version of you found your address in my contacts list

[ask-clown]

@ask-thehood

Why did a more attractive version of you just come to my place and give me expensive wine?

[ask-thehood]

He's trying to bribe you into giving him my address. He's also threatening me.

[ask-clown]

Shi you might deserve it

Threatening how

Bc this is some good ass wine and I might snitch

[ask-thehood]

He's threatening Alejandro and Amias. More so, Amias. He says he's going to take his eyeball. Not sure I believe him, though.

[ask-clown]

Parker.

He’s taking pictures of my bomb blueprints

I wouldn’t try my luck if I were you

[ask-clown]

@ask-thehood

Why did a more attractive version of you just come to my place and give me expensive wine?

[ask-thehood]

He's trying to bribe you into giving him my address. He's also threatening me.

[ask-clown]

Shi you might deserve it

Threatening how

Bc this is some good ass wine and I might snitch

[ask-clown]

@ask-thehood

Why did a more attractive version of you just come to my place and give me expensive wine?

[ask-clown]

I somehow got a job

-cashier anon (ex reporter anon)

YES

Good job

Keep it up

Work hard

[random-street-cat]

Me and clown @ask-clown

Ps. I found a can of tuna >:3

[ask-clown]

Give me the can, I will open it for you

Also USSSSSS

[ask-thehood]

YOU GUYS DID GET FREAKY

(Clowns recent post)

I KNEW IT

Basically confirmed

@ask-clown ?????

[ask-clown]

I WAS TALKING ABOUT ROZZZZZZZ

PLEASSEEEE

I DONT WANT UR ASSSSSSSS

[ask-clown]

Normalize smut

Plz

Normalize getting freaky

[ask-clown]

How did the anons come to be? Did you and Parker get freaky?

Uhhhhh.....

Hm......

Ask your father.

@ask-thehood

(Ball's back in your court)

[ask-thehood]

Moon Knight Anon

Father

There are more strippers at the door

They barged in

They're drinking the whiskey from the decanter clown mom gave you

Apparently it was good quality Jack Daniels

They are making Marc jr. cry.

Help.

Just??? Kill them??? Or kick them out??? Get Amias to bully them??????

[ask-clown]

You don't commit murder in front of children, Parker, damn.

And what is that autistic aroace child going to do against burlesque men in thongs?

[ask-thehood]

Moon Knight Anon

Father

Child born

Named it Marc Jr.

Father

Did I ever mention that my name is actually Marc and not Moon Knight?

How did we, the anons, come to exist if we refer to you as father and Clown mother as mother

Can we not talk about that... please....

[ask-clown]

We don't talk about the incident that conjured our children

Ever

[ask-clown]

So girl can I dye your bantu knots red? I wanna make them looking like roses if you are down, we can watch some drag races and gossip

- @ask-lunarmoth

NOT NOW GODDAMIT

IM BUSY TRYING TO MAKE PARKER COMMIT TO HIS ROLE AS A GRANDFATHER

[moon-knight-anon]

@ask-clown @ask-thehood

Mom, father will not aid me in my pregnancy

He is as deadbeat at the father before him

Help me please.

[ask-clown]

Parker. Help raise your son’s future child

He’s trying to make things make sense and he needs his father

[ask-thehood]

How the fuck am I supposed to help a pregnant person.

I'm an only child. And I don't have biological children. I am completely clueless.

[ask-clown]

YOU ARENT BROKE. YOU HAVE MADE CONTRACTS WITH EXPENSIVE BUSINESSES TO GET PORTIONS OF THEIR SALES.

BUY BABY STUFF

[moon-knight-anon]

@ask-clown @ask-thehood

Mom, father will not aid me in my pregnancy

He is as deadbeat at the father before him

Help me please.

[ask-clown]

Parker. Help raise your son’s future child

He’s trying to make things make sense and he needs his father