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Ask Mother Millie

@ask-mother-millie

Why hello there! After Rainbow Dash saved my baby from almost certain death, I couldn't have been happier and better off! I don't have to work thanks to the constant Pony Welfare support and so now I have so much time to spend with my dear little... uh... um... well, my baby, of course! But I'm certainly not selfish! As thanks, I've taken all of the time I could be spending with my darling little baby and using it to answer questions about how to be a super duper awesome parent... like me! Does your filly talk back to you? I have the most wonderful step by step instructions for how to politely and safely gag your child. Do they make a mess? You know what I say-- if they won't eat it, they'll never need it!

16 posts

ask-mother-millie

Mar 8, 2016

MOTHER MILLIE SAYS: Oh, when they can use a bottle it’s time to teach them how to be a big boy.

Don’t worry, they’ll KNOW when to stop.

#tw: foal abuse #tw: abuse #cowpow #GUESS YOU CAN CALL THIS A HOOF UP #mother-millie-says #ask-mother-millie #millie #mlp #ask a pony #ask pony

ask-mother-millie

Mar 7, 2016

Holy tatertoots.

Apparently while I was gone I got a crapton of questions. I will get to those immediattely asdf

ask-mother-millie

Mar 7, 2016

Oh don’t worry, nothing a little MAGIC won’t fix!

(So apparently at some point 2 years ago I got put on a wiki. And because of that one of my best friends’ found this. Oops.)

#ask mother millie #ask-mother-millie #ask a pony #ask pony #tw: abuse #tw: foal abuse #I forgot this was a thing #I think I finally figured out how to art #you shit yourself when you die #it's true #that's fucking gross #tw: poop

ask-mother-millie

May 14, 2012

Horse teeth. That is all.

#My Little Pony #my #little #pony #ask #mother #millie #horse #oh #god #horses #scare #the #crap #out #of #me #their #teeth #could #bite #through #thigh #like #a #carrot

ask-mother-millie

May 5, 2012

Blood, you’ll shit it.

ask-mother-millie

NOW you are telling us, Spike? Sweet Celestia, I've been feeding my foal this for months.

And here I just thought I'd been changing its diaper too aggressively like last time.

#ask #mother #millie #my #little #pony #friendship #is #magic #mlp #fim #baby #shits #blood #thanks #to #kawaii #spike

ask-mother-millie

May 3, 2012

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Three_Wolf_Moon

It means that am a three fan mare, of course.

#mlp #fim #friendship #is #magic #mare #ask #mother #millie #three #fan #horse #absolutely #goddamn #beautiful #rainbows #desu #chan

ask-mother-millie

May 2, 2012

This "Craig" has quite the interesting site-- maybe I'll find somepony who can help with this response!

BUT NO ZEBRAS.

THEY GET NOTHING.

#mlp #my #little #pony #fim #friendship #is #magic #ask #mother #millie #cutie #pox #craigslist #need #tattoo #artist

ask-mother-millie

Apr 29, 2012

MOTHER MILLIE SAYS: I ever-so-gently shake them to sleep, of course!

#mlp #my #little #pony #friendship #is #magic #ask #mother #millie #ever #so #gently #shake #them #to #sleep #hush #now #quiet

ask-mother-millie

Apr 28, 2012

askblueblood-deactivated2017061

The gala is a big party with ponies, but that’s not important right now.

ask-mother-millie

Oh Prince Blueblood, you can kick my baby any day. If you know what I mean.

No I actually mean it. Go right ahead, dearie.

#ask #prince #blueblood #kicked #my #baby

ask-mother-millie

Apr 26, 2012

MOTHER MILLIE SAYS: You can have your dog and eat it, too!

#mlp #my #little #pony #friendship #is #magic #fim #ask #mother #millie #mare #foal abuse #blood #puppy #adorable #the #only #thing #she #ever #wanted #in #life

ask-mother-millie

Apr 24, 2012

MOTHER MILLIE SAYS: Remember art class-- A dash of blue will turn those bowels brown!

#my #little #pony #friendship #is #magic #mlp #fim #friendship is magic #mare #ask #mother #millie #ask-mother-millie #foal abuse #foal #three #fan #horse #paint #thinner #orange #red #poop #funnel

ask-mother-millie

Apr 24, 2012

MOTHER MILLIE SAYS: That's absurd! Treat your foal to the entire thing.

#mlp #my little pony #my #little #pony #friendship #is #magic #friendship is magic #fim #mare #ask #mother #millie #ask-mother-millie #foal #smoking #eating #cigarette #butts #help #helpful #advice

ask-mother-millie

Apr 20, 2012

MOTHER MILLIE SAYS: Bars are for grown ups, but a bottle is for the kids!

#My Little Pony #my #little #pony #mlp #friendship #is #magic #friendship is magic #fim #ask mother millie #ask #mother #millie #filly #soap #bottle #detergent #foal abuse #foal #shampoo #conditioner #bar #a #horse #q & a #question

ask-mother-millie

Apr 20, 2012

OH YOU POOR DEAR YOU'RE DROOLING. HERE-- USE MY BABY TO WIPE YOUR FANGS.

#my little pony #my #little #pony #friendship is magic #friendship #is #magic #mlp #fim #ask a pony #ask pony #ask mother millie #asl #mother #millie #mare #bad parenting #foal abuse #kelpie #inner tube #horse #parenting fail #parent #three #fan

ask-mother-millie

Apr 17, 2012

OH AREN'T YOU ADORABLE? I'VE BEEN LOOKING EVERYWHERE FOR A BABYSITTER!!

#ask mother millie #ask a pony #pony #ask #MLP #fim #my #little #friendship #is #magic #mare #foal abuse #parenting fail #parent #three #fan #horse #brony

ask-mother-millie

Apr 15, 2012

Oh, hello! You just caught me in the middle of my baby's first bath of the year. Isn't it exciting to watch it float?

#ask mother millie #mother #millie #my little pony #mlp #fim #friendship is magic #parenting fail #worst #parent #ever #mare #toddlers and tiaras

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