HappyHippoEaters-Offical

Deskription

[happyhippoeaters-offical]

Finally decided to post something here, here is a snowman that melted, fell over and then got buried in more snow.

[pukicho]

My doctor said an old crazy man is going to kill me. I didn’t come here to be given a harrowing horoscope. What do I do?

[bl00dl3ss-c0rps3]

kill every old crazy man you see

[pukicho]

It's the only way.

It's the only way.

[happyhippoeaters-offical]

*he went on, doing what he thought would save him, when one day, he saw an old man in his own home, he attacked the mirror, and took the old man in his house down, fulfilling the prophecy

[st4ry3mi]

[happyhippoeaters-offical]

I am apparently a family of 16

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

there are teenagers whose parents met on tinder

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

facebook.com is legally old enough to drink in the u.s.

[juststories-mdni]

Please stop...

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

myspace's former user base is mostly middle aged now!

[cleptrophese]

why are you doing this to us

[happyhippoeaters-offical]

both Ocarina of time and Wind Waker are Vintage games.

[satan-offical]

got bit by a bat, become bat man? nope

rabies

hopinal

[happyhippoeaters-offical]

So, batman didn't get his power by being bitten, that was super man, batman got his powers after falling into a pit of chemicals, and tool belts.

[definitelynotplanetfall]

>fire truck >look inside >water

[happyhippoeaters-offical]

>conclusion, water trucks have fire

>Looks inside

>more water

[night-the-starfish]

Disable your ad blocker? For him?, gouache on paper.

[happyhippoeaters-offical]

@i-am-a-fish Is that you?

[itsapmseymour]

Psst hey champ,

Take these hash browns and go rizz up Sana with them, trust me.

(Context)

[happyhippoeaters-offical]

I may have misread it, but it did work, I rizzed up Satan

[i-am-a-fish]

I like dirt

[happyhippoeaters-offical]

dirt is quite tasty

[satan-offical]

Teacher: guys this Tumblr post is 36281992 years old and only the long lost Tumblr princess can read it

Me: but teacher, I can read it just fine *starts reading in perfect tumblanese*

[satan-offical]

Who reblogged this 30 times

[satan-offical]

Who reblogged this 60 times

[mimosa-sex-tea-people-contrsf]

Keep going guys, we can get 100

[satan-offical]

My friend... you have betrayed me

I'm adding you to the list of Tumblr accounts I have beef with

[happyhippoeaters-offical]

All Hail the Long Lost Tumbler Princess, she shall bring the end of Reddit! and single handly fall Twitter, to the point it is now know as an X site. And some day, we shall raid and bring down such Giants as Youtube, and Google.

[apolladay]

How many of the 10 plagues can you name?

0

1

2

3

4

5

6

7

8

9

10

Voting ended onAug 1

[i-am-a-fish]

pestilence, famine, gout, I didn't know there were 10

[happyhippoeaters-offical]

PLAGUE OF E

[magicmooshka]

my comic for terrible comic day 2026

[no-one-offical]

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[happyhippoeaters-offical]

don't be fooled, he just misread/misheard it, he fully knows, because of Linda's Secret side gig of drawing it and Yaoi.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

wtf this is MY timeloop u can't be in here

[happyhippoeaters-offical]

wft this is MY timeloop u can't be in here

[happyhippoeaters-offical]

Made a small amount of mac and cheese

[satan-offical]

I'm putting a curse on Argentina

[wright-official]

satan you can curse people??

[satan-offical]

If they eat my special apple oooooooo

[happyhippoeaters-offical]

We talked about this, it's Adam's Apple, not yours.

[vaspider]

Hi, if you're here to say "you're bad if you curse and that makes you instantly wrong," do me a favor and fuck off.

[shaaknaa]

"The sky is blue" vs "The sky is fucking blue."

Does the sky stop being blue in the second case or...

[greatmountainfloofsquatch]

Conceivably, the sky might be copulating with the color blue.

[happyhippoeaters-offical]

[moringmark]

[happyhippoeaters-offical]

there is a non 0 chance this happened. and a pretty decent chance something similar did happen.