HappyHippoEaters-Offical

Deskription

[happyhippoeaters-offical]

Finally decided to post something here, here is a snowman that melted, fell over and then got buried in more snow.

[satan-offical]

I'm with my cousins right now and

[trulytrulygreg]

and

[satan-offical]

Idk I'm trying to engagement bait

[trulytrulygreg]

does that make us the engagement trout

[satan-offical]

I hate you

[happyhippoeaters-offical]

Behold, Engagement Trout.

[crabussy]

just saw a chair so photogenic I had to reevaluate my feelings towards plastic furniture

[crabussy]

do you see this. beyond ridiculous

[crabussy]

what are our thoughts

I understand your feelings for the chair robin crabussy

unpost this right now you strange strange man

Voting ended on22m

[crabussy]

I hired a wizard to cast png on it. effervescent

[happyhippoeaters-offical]

I would ask who would win in a fight, Photogenic Chair, or Storm Chair, but I am pretty sure they are secretly the same chair, I mean, has anyone seen Photogenic Chair in the same room as Storm Chair?

[sleepytrain]

Skyline

Shinjuku, Japan 2014

[happyhippoeaters-offical]

Nice PlayStation 5!

[satan-offical]

WHO WAS GOING TO TELL ME THAT RAINBOW SHERBET ICECREAM TASTES LIKE SHIT. BECAUSE WHEN I GO TO BASKIN ROBINS, I'M NEVER BUYING RAINBOW SHERBET AGAIN!!!!

[satan-offical]

"OH YEAH RAINBOW SHERBET TASTES LIKE RAINBOWS AND HAPPINESS AND" SHIT THE FUCK

[anonmous-offical]

“Shit the fuck”

-Satan offical

[happyhippoeaters-offical]

I hate to reveal this, but Rainbows and Happiness just taste Absolutely Awful. so when they made a flavor based off those things, of course it was Nasty.

[satan-offical]

GUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! GULD FISH EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!!

I FUCKING HATE FISH!!!! INCLUDING TROUT!!! I'M SICK OF IT ALL MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[happyhippoeaters-offical]

@i-am-a-fish you seeing this?

[satan-offical]

Google slides I made out of context

[happyhippoeaters-offical]

why need context, seems to make complete sense to me.

also, one of the "S"s should be flipped, depending on what gender you want the child to be. as is, who knows what will happen with the kid

[pukicho]

My doctor said an old crazy man is going to kill me. I didn’t come here to be given a harrowing horoscope. What do I do?

[bl00dl3ss-c0rps3]

kill every old crazy man you see

[pukicho]

It's the only way.

It's the only way.

[happyhippoeaters-offical]

*he went on, doing what he thought would save him, when one day, he saw an old man in his own home, he attacked the mirror, and took the old man in his house down, fulfilling the prophecy

[st4ry3mi]

[happyhippoeaters-offical]

I am apparently a family of 16

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

there are teenagers whose parents met on tinder

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

facebook.com is legally old enough to drink in the u.s.

[juststories-mdni]

Please stop...

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

myspace's former user base is mostly middle aged now!

[cleptrophese]

why are you doing this to us

[happyhippoeaters-offical]

both Ocarina of time and Wind Waker are Vintage games.

[satan-offical]

got bit by a bat, become bat man? nope

rabies

hopinal

[happyhippoeaters-offical]

So, batman didn't get his power by being bitten, that was super man, batman got his powers after falling into a pit of chemicals, and tool belts.

[definitelynotplanetfall]

>fire truck >look inside >water

[happyhippoeaters-offical]

>conclusion, water trucks have fire

>Looks inside

>more water

[night-the-starfish]

Disable your ad blocker? For him?, gouache on paper.

[happyhippoeaters-offical]

@i-am-a-fish Is that you?

[itsapmseymour]

Psst hey champ,

Take these hash browns and go rizz up Sana with them, trust me.

(Context)

[happyhippoeaters-offical]

I may have misread it, but it did work, I rizzed up Satan

[i-am-a-fish]

I like dirt

[happyhippoeaters-offical]

dirt is quite tasty

[satan-offical]

Teacher: guys this Tumblr post is 36281992 years old and only the long lost Tumblr princess can read it

Me: but teacher, I can read it just fine *starts reading in perfect tumblanese*

[satan-offical]

Who reblogged this 30 times

[satan-offical]

Who reblogged this 60 times

[mimosa-sex-tea-people-contrsf]

Keep going guys, we can get 100

[satan-offical]

My friend... you have betrayed me

I'm adding you to the list of Tumblr accounts I have beef with

[happyhippoeaters-offical]

All Hail the Long Lost Tumbler Princess, she shall bring the end of Reddit! and single handly fall Twitter, to the point it is now know as an X site. And some day, we shall raid and bring down such Giants as Youtube, and Google.

[apolladay]

How many of the 10 plagues can you name?

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Voting ended onAug 1

[i-am-a-fish]

pestilence, famine, gout, I didn't know there were 10

[happyhippoeaters-offical]

PLAGUE OF E