I have no known weaknesses

Don't pretend you're not impressed. ((This is an RP blog for Whirl from IDW's Transformers: More than Meets the Eye. We follow the tag: ask-mtmte-whirl, with and/or without dashes Please note that Whirl's character is a afthead most of the time in the comics and will most likely be an aft to you. Please don't take it personal. The muns running this blog love each and every one of you all.))

[ask-mtmte-whirl]

You may be an aft-hole Whirl but your my favorite aft-hole

Well you're my favorite afthole too

[ask-mtmte-whirl]

Guess who

[ruleroftheminicons]

ask-mtmte-whirl replied to your photo

"You didn’t answer the damn questions. They’re important to me, don’t leave me in suspense."

I think I’ll hold onto these until tomorrow morning. Maybe then I’ll be in a good enough mood to answer your “questions”.

[ask-mtmte-whirl]

...

“It was the joke that made you an angry moose, wasn’t it?”

[ask-mtmte-whirl]

moronicseeker replied to your post “moronicseeker replied to your post “I popped in to pester a few...”

*scouff* Not accounting the new followers have taste. Maybe they like watching paint dry... you're just about as awesome as that.

“Excuse me. Are you sayin’ my followers are a bunch of dull butts?  Hey now, don’t get my followers confused with yours.”

[ask-mtmte-whirl]

moronicseeker

replied to your post

“I popped in to pester a few aftholes, and lo and behold I  got me a...”

Probably hoping if they stare at ya long enough you'll finally do something... interesting *smirk*

“Hey, man, I AM interesting. Didn’t even have to try and get followers because I’m just that awesome.”

[ask-mtmte-whirl]

“I popped in to pester a few aftholes, and lo and behold I  got me a buncha new followers. 

Where the hell do all of you keep coming from? I don't do shit.”

[alfheimr]

i hate this attractive purple dinosaur man

[esperanzagalaxy]

first time drawing the twins! i’m super pleased w. this!

[ask-mtmte-whirl]

Good evening, Whirl minions. Today, I'm going to make a list and I'm going to do all of em. Won't tell you what the list is for but I'm sure you smarty afts can guess on your own.

1. Boop Overlord on the nose

2. Boop Megatron on the nose

3. Boop Soundwave on the nose. Oh wait, he doesn't have one. Guess this one is done.  

[ask-mtmte-whirl]

mr. whirl ಠ_ಠ hello mr. whirl

"Mr. Whirl is busy mourning the loss of his servos, so Mr. Whirl would like to be left to wallow in despair.

…….

Ok, I’m done wallowing. What do you want?”

[sneakymedulla]

w-would you like to set something on f-fire with me? ;u;

[ask-mtmte-whirl]

"OK. Who are we lighting on fire? A Decepticon?"

[ask-mtmte-whirl]

mr. whirl ಠ_ಠ hello mr. whirl

"Mr. Whirl is busy mourning the loss of his servos, so Mr. Whirl would like to be left to wallow in despair.

…….

Ok, I’m done wallowing. What do you want?”

[ask-mtmte-whirl]

"I'm dead cereal, dude."

[ask-mtmte-whirl]

Afthats..Now that I have your attention

"I have a confession to make.. I knew this would be hard to say.

I..

have no servos. There. I said it.

I know, I was shocked when I found out too."

[ask-mtmte-whirl]

fraggincrazycopter:

"The sexy just keeps multiplying doesn’t it, pal?"

((lol the important thing is that we survived))

[fraggincrazycopter]

"Is that an offer, mech~?"

[ask-mtmte-whirl]

....

"An offer of what?

You-..

you want to make more Whirls with me??

Well, I must warn you, I am a delicate and shy flower and I don't know what the fuck I'm doing most of the time.

Also, no Whirl babies. I want to keep my figure as delicious looking as possible."

[fraggincrazycopter]

ask-mtmte-whirl started following you

((Whirl three way? The world will not survive this xD))

[ask-mtmte-whirl]

"The sexy just keeps multiplying doesn't it, pal?"

((lol the important thing is that we survived))

[ask-mtmte-whirl]

♪ Gimme a break,

gimme me a break,

Break me off a piece o' that Kit-Kat bar. ♪

..........

Primus, Ultra Magnus has a sweet aft.

[ask-mtmte-whirl]

Friendly type sounds nice.

"What the hell were we talking about again? there are four subjects that my brain can remember: Sex, energon, killing and watches. If it’s not something similar or close to the listed categories, I will forget what we were talking about."