unclaspedKahuna

Asks: Open >([wazzup fis#es foes n #oes]

[ask-murrit-turkin]

>([mello my funky freaks fres# out t#e icebox, welcome to the blog]

>([decided 2 indulge the public n let yall ask some of t#ose burnin’ questions about ur fan fav Mx. Turkin #ere. ik some of u are just dyin’ to sink your teet# into some good ol’ time-beast-kissed fis# fles#, and who am i 2 keep u from ur carnal desires. wutever gets the hiveparty backroom blastin’ amirite]

>([so quit yearnin’ n start askin’ cuz buddy boy do i gotz answers 4 u #ungry beasts]

translation: mello my funky freaks fresh out the icebox, welcome to the blog. decided to indulge the public and let yall ask some of those burning questions about your fan fav Mx. Turkin here. i know some of you are just dying to sink your teeth into some good ol’ time-beast-kissed fish flesh, and who am i to keep u from your carnal desires. whatever gets the hive party backroom blasting amirite. so quit yearning and start asking cause buddy boy do i gots answers for you hungry beasts.

((ooc now wowza

((heyyyyy its Chaos, the actual guy behind the screen. just here to let yall know that this is a fanmade blog for the character Murrit Turkin from Vast Error, and does not align with the canon time/plot-line. take it as an au where the game didn’t occur,, or failed, we’ll see how it goes! you might need to ask some of the blogs floating around to uncover that story ;]

((anyway, disclaimer for spoilers for the comics up until page 2481, for now. as the comic continues to update, so will the blog.

BYl/rules

ooc will be tagged with #ooc and will be formatted ((like so.

no nsfw asks. mild jokes are fine, but anyone overdoing it will be ignored.

if you say slurs at me im ignoring you too.

all asks will be answered as Murrit unless specifically tagged to be directed at me. i may add ooc notes to in character posts, but they will be formatted correctly.

shipping questions are allowed, just don’t be too much of a freak about it.

magicalanons (M!A) are allowed but i will be choosey about them depending on what you’re asking. don’t let that stop you from trying tho, it’s more likely i’ll end up doing them then not.

don’t pester me asking where your question is, either im not answering it or i just haven’t gotten to it. im an adult with a job and a life (believe it or not) and i don’t have the time or energy to focus solely on this blog, so be patient and respectful on here please, there is a real guy behind it.👍

thats it for rules n regulations, have fun with the fish! :]

[ask-murrit-turkin]

what are ur thoughts on Laivan Ferroo

Translation: Aww the dog’s cute, been pals with him for a good while now. Gotta kind of dork charm, yknow? I guess you’re wanting me to yammer about him a bit tho, huh? I don’t admit this too often but he’s probably my best friend. He’s funny, n’ tolerant, n’ talented, and crazy smart even if hes simultaneously a dumb ass. ... K, thats enough gushing for yall.

(ooc) thank you to @zai5an for drawing Laivan for this ask :>

[ask-murrit-turkin]

miau miau miau

translation: Oh evil cat, hey.

[ask-murrit-turkin]

Translation: WHAT IS THE FUCKING PROBLEM YOU GARBAGE INTERCOM OH MY FUCKING G—

[ask-murrit-turkin]

Translation: Fucking, garbage interdimensional nonsense- Do NOT start- Oh my god. Cmon cmon cmon.. BINGO! All-Mother above, that took forever. Sorry about that, connection got a lil’ gummed up on my end. Y’ can only be so consistent in postin’ when the space-time is being pulled apart for your silly little ask blog. Looks like we’re back in business for now, but I can only keep connection if the puppy dog keeps his nose outta where it ain’t meant to be. He’s pretty good at that though.

[ask-murrit-turkin]

((hey gang! small update:

i am FLOORED by how many asks people have sent me, i really didn’t expect this blog to pick up as much traction as it in such little time, but i am very grateful for it :] i will be responding to asks as much as i can, but a few of them are bigger questions and by result are taking much longer to draw out the response. im also physically disabled and have a hard time with pain and mobility in my hands, so i will be taking long breaks in between batches of asks.

thank you to everyone whos sent a question in! i will be getting to it shortly, and thank you for your patience. :] ))

[ask-murrit-turkin]

wooh .. hi Murrit … (swoon)

translation: don’t swoon too hard there anon, this fish is bonded. do appreciate the flattery though.

[ask-murrit-turkin]

XDXD Hey man you wanna a aero bar? XDXD

translation: eyyy, don’t go stealing the dog’s joke. but fuck yeah i do.

[ask-murrit-turkin]

i give you 2 salmon

-🐦‍⬛

translation: nice. thanks for the grub, bird anon.

[ask-murrit-turkin]

are You bald

translation: what in the phoney fuck does it look like. unless your eyes are melting out your damn head like underbaked jelly packs, i don’t think you need me to answer that for ya.

[ask-murrit-turkin]

What brand is your shoes? Also...whats with...the pillows...*disgust*

translation: do you not know the undeniably universally recognizable and beautiful gorgeous shape of a croc??? c’mon, these babys are known even through the most bunged up bulge-knotting acid trips of cross dimension shenanigans. unless you got your pan goop scrambled like a cluster of cluck-beast eggs dropped out in the dry season heat by said fabric-of-space-and-time warping drugs.

translation: as for my prized collection of expertly crafted good-time sleeping pals, i actually just think they’re funny. Turkin stoops low but ya never know how low im really going. besides, im pretty sure Arcman’s got weirder things cooking in that sketchbook they keep carting around.

[ask-murrit-turkin]

Can you stop with this ‘wazzup’ bullshit? It is so fucking annoying. Every time I talk to you it’s ‘wazzup’ ‘wazzup’ ‘wazzup’. Bitch shut the fuck up. Nobody cares about you or your ‘wazzups’. Kill yourself.

translation: did mr. malpractice reject your attempt to rekindle your 40k “will they, won’t they” pale romance, or what. because this is an abnormal amount of bitterness even for you, mini putt.