Hey. Mycroft. When you have some "spare time" go ask Anthea out.
I don't have, "spare time."
M
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@ask-mycroft-blog
Hey. Mycroft. When you have some "spare time" go ask Anthea out.
I don't have, "spare time."
M
Sir, the Minister cancelled lunch tomorrow. If you'd like, I can have food delivered to your office from your favourite deli. - A
Typical of him.
Sounds heavenly. Thank you, Anthea.
M
Hamtaro. My brother was taking a picture of our hamster Hamtaro and it slipped and he got this picture.
I'm sorry, I don't quite understand what you're saying.
M
So you don't like Sherlock even a little bit?
What kind of question is that? I love Sherlock! He may not believe it but he is my family so no matter how childish or aggravating he may be, I would do anything for him.
M
Whatever you do, don’t steal John’s cardigan. - A
He will attack. Viciously.
M
Where there any highlights you remember from Sherlock's teenager years?
I remember due to his adolescent cognitive stage of development, he was a bit confused as to his identity role. So one day, he came home with several jars of honey and bee stings peppered throughout his body. It took weeks of oatmeal baths to make them go away.
M
I believe it was Tim's birthday, from accounting? Your meeting with the French ambassador is schedule for tomorrow at 9 a.m., just as a reminder, sir. Remember that he is overly affectionate and is likely to kiss your cheeks in greeting. - A
He's still here? I thought perhaps he died.
Oh, yes. The French. Lovely. Thank you for the reminder.
M
Look, they can play nice. - A
It was because Sherlock was watching he'd bite my head off if I touched his pet.
M
Stupid Watson.
My God, Anthea.
- SH
Tell a really, really embarrassing story about Sherlock.
His life.
M
I heard a rumour that either you are pining after DI Lestrade, or vice versa. Confirm/deny?
I'm more curious as to where you heard this rumour.
M
Have John and Sherlock 'made it official' yet?
They're working on it.
M
Is John still with that Mary girl?
Last time I checked, they were having issues? I am unsure if they have been resolved or they have split.
I'm sure Sherlock would know. He does make a habit of snooping his John's life more than I do.
M
Don't mind all the diet jokes everyone makes, you look better in a suit than Sherlock ever could.
Oh, how kind.
Hear that, Sherlock? Do you hear that?
M
Stop prank-calling me from your government telephone, for God's sake. - SH
I assure you, I have better activities in mind.
I'll have a talk with my coworkers.
M
What advice could you give to someone who did really bad in college? I'm having a hard time getting over the fact that I did so bad last semester, and it's not the first semester that I screwed up. I feel like I wasted two years for nothing, even if I did well in some of my classes over those two years. I feel like a waste of time and effort and space.
There's no need to waste yourself over what happened in the past. There's no way to change that. What you need to do is jump back up and either continue or redo your semesters. When you make a mistake, fix it. Wallowing will do nothing for you.
M
What was obvious about the anon's question, sir? The fact I am lovely, we would make a handsome couple, or that to engage in such would be highly unprofessional of us both? Also, there was a birthday in the office and I stole a small piece of cake for you, if you would like. I think you are allowed. - Anthea
Hmm. All of the above?
Unnecessary but kind. Thank you. Whose birthday was it?
M