Welcome to Taco Bell..

(Ask box closed) Hi, how are you what can I get you! Ask your most prying questions to a poor gay guy who does not get paid nearly enough for this shit - (A Noel Gruber ask blog, but taco bell edition! Answers as often as I can manage!)

[ask-noels-tacobell]

Hey, how are you. Welcome to taco bell. I dont really care if you're here for crunch wraps or just gossip, anything that means I don't have to do my job for a few minutes. Ask me whatever you like, and I'll answer if you tip me. Hah just kidding, can't keep tips. But really say what you want, I'm just thankful to have a few minutes peace, even if that comes in the form of random strangers (or friends) asking me questions.

~ Noel

//ooc

Hai this is a Noel ask box! There are others i am sure but I wanted a reason to draw my man in a heinous taco bell uniform! Heres the rules and info for the ask box

Fair warning I have a long queue for answers and I am a slow drawer so dont be worried if yours isn't answered right away, it will be eventually

- Innapropiate asks will be deleted.

- This is my own version, set post accident, where everyone survived but poor noel still has to work at the godforsaken taco bell (they did NOT cater his funeral for free. He works minimum wage)

- Answers should have full drawings to go with unless i am very busy, in which case only text :(

- Please send asks! I love interacting with people. Also feel free to interact in character :3

- This blog may feature minor nischa(noel/mischa) feel free to filter any of that out!

- P.S. format heavily inspired by @ask-ocean-ocr

Tags:

Noel Answers - #noel's customer service

Noel/Mischa - #nishca

In character askers will be tagged by character! For example, an Ocean asker will be tagged - #ft. Ocean (and everyone else is the same)

Anything ooc will usually be in tags only, and will be tagged as #ooc: (and then whatever i am saying)

Also, any ooc posts will be tagged as #not an answer

Thats all, bye!!

- Mod 🍄, (He/Him)

[ask-noels-tacobell]

//ooc

Apologies for the lack of answers, as of late I have started school and therefore have much less time for drawing for myself. Regretably i'm going to have to close the ask box for the time being. I will do my best to continue drawing for all the asks I have, but text only answers may be more frequent.

Thanks for the understanding, 🍄

[ask-noels-tacobell]

Omg you're one of the accident kids??? How long did it take to recover?

P.S. 💵 Get well soon 😉

Some of the others- Mischa and Constance- were mostly ok after just a couple of weeks. But they stayed in the hospital with us, it was really sweet.

I definitely didn't get the worst of it though, i'm back here arent I? It's definitely been... tough. I don't know if any of us will really be "okay" again.. Thanks for the well wishes.

~ Noel

[ask-noels-tacobell]

You know how you haven't been able to find your nail polish?

it's because i drank it

Ughhh now i have to go buy moreee. Isn't that stuff like really toxic? You should go see a doctor or something..

~ Noel

[ask-noels-tacobell]

two fat taco.

$5.98 please.

~ Noel

[ask-noels-tacobell]

Hi Noel!! It’s me, ricky! I found your Taco Bell! (Don’t think you can hide it from me)

- @hero-of-zolar

Sigh.. it was only a matter of time. How's life treating ya? Actually want anything or are you just here to bother me?

~ Noel

[ask-noels-tacobell]

Heyy Noel!! :3 can I have that one taco thing that’s a tortilla and cheese? And do you take lint as pay?

You better pay for your food or it's my ass who has to deal with it. Now, 1.39 if you would.

~ Noel

[ask-noels-tacobell]

yo my bro

what taco bell do you recommend to a high-key fire lowkey nonchalant bad boy with mad bitches ‼️

@therealbadegg

It comes with a side of "You better actually pay for your meal this time". Would you like a drink with that?

~ Noel <3

[ask-noels-tacobell]

You look like one of those accident kids.........anyways can I have a Baja blast and some cinnamon twists?

And no, dont ask me about it, lord knows i've had enough of that. Anyways .. $4.68 please.

~ Noel

[ask-noels-tacobell]

Hello, fellow Noel

- @askthatfuckedupgiirl

I hope you don't have to work at Taco Bell too.

~ Noel

[ask-noels-tacobell]

give me THE FATTEST BURRITO

It has extra sour cream, extra guac, extra cheese, extra beans, extra rice extra-

~ Noel

[ask-noels-tacobell]

CAN I GET THE NOEL GRUBER HUNGRY HOMBRE MEAL

Like sorry about the crash

BUT I LIKE DEALS

Yes, fine.. one noel gruber hombre meal coming up.. ugh. It's been months since the crash and they still haven't taken it off the menu, I swear it's like they want to embarrass me.

Sigh... $8.00 please.

~ Noel

[ask-noels-tacobell]

you look like you want to die

anyway i want fifteen cheesy roll-ups extra cheese on all of them

Uhh, fifteen cheesy roll-ups.. with extra cheese. Freak. Who the hell orders just cheesy roll-ups??

...That's $30.60 I guess.

~ Noel

[ask-noels-tacobell]

hi, can i get a chicken burrito and is it possible to change the music?? they keep playing justin bieber :(( i feel like you have good music taste (🏳️‍🌈)

One time they played the entire one direction discography in order, what a nightmare. If I was on aux this place would be twice as popular I swear. Well maybe not, I have very particular music taste.

Oh, here's the burrito you wanted, that'll be $6.29, cash or card?

~ Noel