Noreen Blainey

Nurse at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, Married to The chaos gremlin that is Marge

[ask-nurse-blainey]

Wake up‼️ new Marge lore dropped:

https://www.wattpad.com/story/341851247?utm_source=android&utm_medium=link&utm_content=share_reading&wp_page=reading&wp_uname=BeanQueen1739

[ask-nurse-blainey]

My dear Hufflepuffs, if you hear clattering in the kitchen it's probably Marge stealing chips and dip

[ask-nurse-blainey]

Watch out, Marge has the flu.

She can and will sneeze on her enemies to "deal poison damage" so Professor Black should probably stay in his office.

[marge-blainey]

You thought I was gone? Think again.

[ask-nurse-blainey]

I sure hope so

[ask-nurse-blainey]

My wife got food poisoning. You'd think I wouldn't have to tell my wife not to eat raw cookie dough but alas.

[ask-nurse-blainey]

OOC: the p-bot apocalypse is upon us again and they have come for our beloved nurse

[ask-nurse-blainey]

*Leaves a few slices of honeydew melon on your nightstand and waddles away.*

Marge stop, it's 2am. Go to bed.

[ask-nurse-blainey]

Don't send me too many owls, I'm on summer holiday too.

Also it's a full time job keeping Marge in check when she's not confined indoors.

[marge-blainey]

Every night I take my pills and think about arson

[ask-nurse-blainey]

Don't worry, I only let her burn things on special occasions.

[marge-blainey]

I hope you all are enjoying your summer holidays at home...

It's awfully quiet in the castle, not even peeves and I can fill this silence 🥺

[ask-nurse-blainey]

Believe me, she's tried to fill the silence.

[elland-n-will]

What, if you don't mind me asking, did she try to fill it in with?

[ask-nurse-blainey]

She's been singing some random Hogwarts theme songs she's invented.

"Hoggy Woggy Hogwarts" or something.

She's no composer, but I love her.

[marge-blainey]

I hope you all are enjoying your summer holidays at home...

It's awfully quiet in the castle, not even peeves and I can fill this silence 🥺

[ask-nurse-blainey]

Believe me, she's tried to fill the silence.

[choccy-milky]

doodle bc i just got my period and i need to make clora suffer too😭

[ask-nurse-blainey]

I am not a labor and delivery nurse, please don't take a menstruation vacation.

[marge-blainey]

There are no clearly written rules that I cannot play with fire contraptions in the courtyard.

[ask-nurse-blainey]

Marge dear, this is one of those unspoken rules we discussed. Rules that are common sense therefore assumed that they do not need to be written.

It's okay, I know it's rather confusing when they don't say so outright.

[ask-nurse-blainey]

Did you guys hear what Marge did?

[marge-blainey]

Arson (it was an accident this time)

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As opposed to last time when it was on purpose.

[ask-nurse-blainey]

Did you guys hear what Marge did?

[marge-blainey]

*t-poses on top of the ravenclaw tower*

[4sk-amit-thakkar-deactivated202]

HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET UP THERE??

[marge-blainey]

I know the common room password silly! I just had to climb the rest of the way 😊

[b00k0flife]

I know your weakness yk? HEY! @ask-nurse-blainey MARGE IS NOT BEHAVING!

[ask-nurse-blainey]

Let her be wild, just as a little treat. She deserves it.

[ask-nurse-blainey]

I've been informed that my wife is on top of the ravenclaw tower.

Just leave her there. If she got herself up there she can get herself down.