Nutcracker Kiibo

Welcome Human. I am Kiibo. a fellow Solider or Nutcracker.

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❗Extremely irrelevant to this blog but still, spoilers just in case❗

I literally woke up and had this ready in the back of my mind

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So are you in candy land? Wizard of oz? oh! or in a whole other world!

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Fuckin nerd

“H-HEY…!!”

“I’m no nerd… I’m a genius!! Now shut up!”

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F a n g

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“…………..”

“Fang.”

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“ F a n g ”

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Fuckin nerd

“H-HEY…!!”

“I’m no nerd… I’m a genius!! Now shut up!”

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F a n g

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Woah! an Nutcracker? She's so Cute, Kiibo?

“ She ? I'm Kiibo, I go by male pronouns.. I don't know any females at the moment ”

You seem to have confused him. Maybe you're seeking someone else ?

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who do you serve kiibo?

“ At the moment, the Sugar Plum Fairy ”

◖ I'm not sure man- I'm think of either Rantaro or Himiko, what do you all think ?

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How do you plan to stop the rat king?

“ That is a good question.. I'm not too sure, I'll have to ask my General that ”

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MONO GET THAT FUCKING PIE AWAY FROM ME

“Ohoho!! So it was you!! I have a special addition to my pies for people like you.”

[Mono pulls a pink apron out of his chest panel (why and what the FUCK) and puts it on, also grabbing a bottle of whipped cream.]

“OHOHO– C-COME HERE, DEARIE~ I WANNA CREAM YOU UP–”

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Sir-

You betta reword that-

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“ My name is Kiibo ! I am a fellow Soldier working for the Kingdom of Sweets ! My current mission is to defeat the Rat King, Kokichi ! Will you acompany me ? ”

Nutcracker Kiibo is ready for asks