Out with the old

UNOFFICIAL RP BLOG. This is a roleplay blog about old Mystery/Oldstery (from RE-NIGHTMARE). Mystery belongs to @twisted-doctor. WARNING: THIS BLOG MAY CONTAIN SEMI-NSFW/NSFW CONTENT, I DON'T SUPPORT ANY MORBID ACTIONS THAT THE CHARACTER DOES OR THINKS ABOUT. I DON'T TAKE ANY RESPONSIBILITY IF YOU GET HURT.

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//hi y’all i know i’m not really active on this blog anymore but im probably gonna delete this blog because skrill isn’t comfortable having oldstery stuff out there.

i don’t really have anything to say because i honestly don’t enjoy this blog anymore, sorry. 

[ask-old-burns]

Can u gimme a kiss thankyou

 “Hmm, since you asked nicelyyyyy-” He gives you big ol’ smooch on the cheek. 

“WAAAAIIIT A SECOND, AREN’T WE SUPPOSED TO PRACTICE SOCIAL DISTANCING???”

“IT’S A TRAP, A TRAP!!! THE POLICE ARE COMING TO GET ME!!! CURSE YOU, CURSE YOUUUUUU!!!” The dude finally passes out. Good for him.

(10/10)

[ask-old-burns]

Are you a Alfred wife??

He laughs at the question for some reason, even pausing at times to cough loudly. Then his expression and tone quickly change to something more serious.

“No.”

(9/10)

[ask-old-burns]

Syrus smirked and gave the old cat catnip, his serpant tail swishing in curiosity. " Enjoy, Mr.Burns."

“HECK YEAH, NOW WE’RE TAAAALKINGGGGG.” He took all of the catnip and consumed all of it.

“HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooOOoooOo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!-” Oh, oh no.

(8/10)

[ask-old-burns]

*throws a dildo at him*

“I don’t get it, what in the woorrrld is this????”

(7/10)

[ask-old-burns]

What's your fav type of alcohol?

“BeEr!!”

He let out a short hiccup. “Hold on, that name soundssss...familiar.”

(6/10)

[ask-old-burns]

Go to bed Mystery your drunk

“NNNnnnnnno.”

(5/10)

[ask-old-burns]

Oh shi- you're drunk! Go back to bed >:0 *starts pushing him in a random bedroom*

“BUT I DON’T WANNAAAAAA!!!!!” He starts crying like a stupid baby.

(4/10)

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*brushes his hair*

He seemed to be enjoying it at first, even making small purring sounds. Well, that is until he suddenly threw up and got some of the vomit on the anon.

“Oh well- I’m reaaaalllly sorry about that-”

(3/10)

[ask-old-burns]

Here, a cactus.

“HoO! CaCtuuuusss???” He gets the cactus from the anon and proceeds to caress it despite it having literal thorns on it. He then starts to lick it...for some reason.

(2/10)

[ask-old-burns]

Heyy Myst how you doing?

“H-HaaAaA I’M DoIN-” His words were abruptly interrupted with a little hiccup. “F-fine, just fine. Holy shiiiiiit, alcohol hAs nevEr felt tHis Niiiiiiiiice-”

(1/10)

[ask-old-burns]

M!A Mystery is now drunk for 10 asks! Good luck!

Well, looks he slammed his own face against a table. It sounds like he was saying something, but it was too slurred to even understand a single word.

[ask-old-burns]

Do you fuck plushies

“Why would I smash plushies when I have a cactus? Cacti much more fun than plushies~”

[ask-old-burns]

How much do you rate Alfred

“Hmm, I’d give him a 7 out of 10. He’s way too rude at times.”

[ask-old-burns]

Mystery where the heck were you aaa

"I am sorry! Is there anyway I can make it up to youuuu?"

[ask-old-burns]

*Starts scratching his chin gentle * Who's a good boiii?~

He purrs and starts to swish his tail around. " I am the goodest boy of all good boys!"

[ask-old-burns]

got any favorite music?

"I like classical, and rock~"