THE ONCE-LER WAS HERE

Hello, yes this is Jizz. As my name implies I am the Once-ler's jizz. Yeah, well how I came to be can only be explain through the power of magic, marshmallows, and pancakes. _____________________________________ _____________________________________ Please tag all post related to me with #onciesjizz _____________________________________

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Sup. Just Vibing. How yall doing on this fine and cursed 2020?

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I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

And the Lord Jizzus loves you too, my child.

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HOW HIGH DO YOU EVEN HAVE TO BE TO EVEN DO THIS

HOW HIgh CAN I poSSIBLY BE?

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i make no apologies for what i’ve done

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R RORY OMFFFG

AKNVLKEWNLKEWNKLFNEWKLCWELCQWL;SMQW;LD ;2WL

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(ღ˘⌣˘ღ) 

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...aww I can't sink a ship this lovely... I think I'll rethink my actions.

I was in a moment of chaos but I saw the light the shining new light, I cannot sink this ship

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a deapitated head and a pile of walking jizz are fighting over me

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cause baby you’re worth fighting for 

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O MFG

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FUCK OFF, CUMFACE

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JUST 

FUCKING

TRY ME FUCKA

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OKAY

RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW

LET’S GO

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*Approaches you with an axe* 

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Oh dear....how can Jizz be this adorable??? hahahaha *pokes face*

Aww thanks you are adorbs too UuU 

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do you taste like cum in your mouth

I... 

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beST BLoGE AWARD GOES TO JIZz

THANK

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iisss your dads name richard?

yes UuU he's the best dad yes

[pic was me before the magic anon]

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bEST,,,FRIEND,,

HUG ME BROTHA 

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IM GOGIN TO CRY THIS IS THE BEST BLOG

thank you presh person

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tHE MORE YOU KNOW

yep

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je s US C HRIST

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HE GON DIE

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a deapitated head and a pile of walking jizz are fighting over me

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cause baby you’re worth fighting for 

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O MFG

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FUCK OFF, CUMFACE

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JUST 

FUCKING

TRY ME FUCKA

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OKAY

RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW

LET’S GO

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K

LETS DO IT

*brings fist up*

oh shit forgot you aint got hands

how do you expect to fight without a body?

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i’ll fight however i fucking want to that’s how

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bite me i dare you >.>

I could stomp on yo head

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wAIT SO IF UR CUM, HOW ARE YOU ABLE TO TALK? //STARES//

Tumblr users don't sleep and some are higher than a kite and you might quite possibly be drunk. Gotta stop smokin' them truffulas, anyways I was magic anoned into a human till love's first kiss, some disney thing so there's one partial explanation.