ask Commander Graves

Figured I'd show the rest how it's done

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Shadow-01 here. Heard from my men that its a party 'round here.

Figured I'd hop on and have some nice chit chats, but I know how rowdy y'all get so I'll be expecting some unsavory comments. But I'm never afraid of getting my hands dirty, so I figure I can handle it

Lets get this done, yeah?

**Fern disclaimer- he died. I do not plan on returning to this blog, but will not deactivate it just in case**

Hi! Person behind the blog here! Been having fun with all the cod ask blogs, so figured I'd start one for our fav traitor!

Any crap in my inbox is welcome, barring like, hardcore nsfw and dead dove things

Call me Fern, not CaptainFern the other cod blog, thats just my legit name lol

Any advice or criticism is very welcome (please send it)

Lets have a good time, yeah?

(Any other ask blogs and the like feel free to send the asks (like actually please do))

Inspirer by @ghost-askblog @ask-mactavish @ask-gaz <3

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Hey, uh, Boss?

I just woke up in a field again, can you send someone to pick me up? Please?

Again? How in the- yknow what? Never mind. Evac will be there in an hour, then get your ass to medical. Startin' to worry me.

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thoughts on texas roadhouse? i've never been

Decent enough food, but local spots are almost always better down south. Up north? You're better off avoidin' any at all unless y'hear something good about it from another southerner for barbecue

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Would you say your shadows are more like dogs or cats?

Personally if I were a shadow. I’d be a bird. Specifically a parrot. Polly want a cracker graves.

Squirrels. Rabid ones. If you need an explanation, look at their behavior.

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Commander! Your back! :D

I've been exploring different bases while you've been gone cause I haven't been allowed on missions. :3

- @aro-shadow-company-private

[Hello! Glad to see that you're doing well! -Mystic]

And I'm back again Shadow. Report to my office with Intel asap, y'hear?

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Did all my math work, sir. Permission to take a week-long nap?

Permission granted. I went to the marines for a damn reason, math is hard.

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can we get pie in the mess hall

Ask the cook if he'll consider it. But considerin' how feral y'all went over it the last time, it'll be a damn hard sell.

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hi mr graves!! what would you do if i literally like. tackle hugged you? i would pick you up and spin you around too.. but im pretty short and not very strong at all.

anyway hihi!! i hope youve been doing good!! (both in character and ooc!! :D)

- 🗒

Just don't hurt your back while doin' it and make sure neither of us are in gear. That ain't exactly comfortable.

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pspspspspspsspspspspsps, i have a base for you to take

Do ya now? I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed, but I know a trap when I see one Sugar

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Hi :)

Hey there yourself Sweetheart.

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Hi Phil. I have a couple of questions for you. (Thanks if you answer me. And maybe I'll show up here more often, so be prepared for me to be clingy :P )

How did you learn Spanish so quickly?

And what would you do if all the people who love you suddenly up and come to you. Or up and take you to the basement?

I grew up in Southern Texas Sugar, I didn't exactly need to be taught. Sort of came naturally with the kids I was runnin' around with on the playground.

And for the second one, weirder things have happened, and I'm too tired to question thangs at this point

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What's your most embarrassing childhood memory?

Well, you see Sweetheart, I wasn't raised on a proper farm but we did have some livestock and a damn fine garden. One of our pens had baby goats in it. When I was a tot, I loved headbuttin' the little goats. Turns out, the goats got bigger and my head didn't get any thicker. That concussion was a hell of a thing for my Ma to explain to the doctor

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commander. just a hypothetical situation. hypothetical. Hypothetical.

if I found an injured bear cub who's mother had been hunted, and nursed it back to health, and maybe bonded with it a bit, would I be allowed to keep it?

-the cooker medic @shadow5-7

I know we got a fox runnin' around base, but I draw the line at a damn bear. Get it to a wildlife sanctuary, we'll see about visitations.

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Sir, they stole a tank and left a biting cat in its place.

And who in the hell is "They"? File a proper report and then I'll consider it worth my damn time Shadow.

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Commander, I have a proposal. Will you be my malewife??? I can meow if you want and I happen to have money 💍

Oh Sugar, bless your heart. If you think I'm hurtin' for cash, or that I'd give up my work, you're damn wrong.

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*plays the bongos from the vents, asmr style*

- @itsvargen

Well- can't say a shadow has done that before. And that's sayin' a damn lot.

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-Roze looked at him, standing there for a stupid whild before just marching right up to him and hugging her Commander for a while-

Figured ya needed it sir

Mm- you're damn right I did. And I'm guessin' you did too. You're doin' a damn fine job.