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A Papyrus

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Awww, that picture seems so sweet!! Must of been a long time ago

Yeah…

Must have been around seventeen years ago?

Finding the picture makes me nostalgic

I’m glad it didn’t take damage from all the years it laid forgotten at the old church. 

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Lookie at what I found! A picture of Crush and me when we were kids! I think it was just after Father Alvin gave us our striped shirts.

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There’s been some retcons!! Sans has another kid.

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How big is your family??

I have an older sibling that’s a genderfluid demi-guy, and goes by Crush. He mostly runs a shop selling boneware.

I’ve also got niblings!! There’s Mo, who's a Rabbit Monster, he's been with us the longest. I gotta say though, there's a'lotta chaotic energy in such a small dude.

But then again, so do I. I guess that's why we both go jogging in the mornings.

Then we have our most recent addition, Kabel, who's got some neat retractable limbs. It'll sure to come in handy when they enter school next semester.

But, man, what wouldn't I do for an extra set of limbs? Anyway...

Third, Casey’s the baby at a great (read terrible) two years of age.

Also! The two of us share a glorious love of human transportation!! 

Trains!!! 

It's nice having someone as enthusiastic about model trains as I am, even if all they do is melt 'em.

Last but not least there's Father Alvin, the man who raised the two of us.

Actually...

I'm not too sure what that makes all'a us? Sure, we called him Father Alvin, but that had to do more with his vocation than a... paternal connection?

never did ask...

If he does consider us family, however, I wonder if he knows that Crush's a parent yet?

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Hey Mr Cool Dude, Would You Like An Infinite Ammount Of Spagheti

Um. No? There's not any reason why I'd want an infinite amount of sapghetti, I've never even tried the stuff?!?

I've heard that it's a really popular dish, and my family really likes eating it. (With an ungodly amount of oregano and onions at that)

But! I also think Crush would rather, perfer to make it themself. Or use it to teach Mo how to cook. And if it's an infinite amount of something than they'd never get the chance to do it!!

'though I do like my marinara sauces...

Anyway... What would I even do with an infinite amount of Spaghetti!?? Where would I even put it? An infinite amount of something seems very time-and-space consuming!!!

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i smell a cool dude

WOWIE!! Just like how I can see you through my magic phone.

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hi!

Hello to you too!!

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Pretzels?

Yes, I like to eat pretzels.

You can also call me Pretzel!! :^)

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