Thou shalt have no other gods.

Trust that this is a house of worship. Will you pray with me? Sanctuary: N/A M!A// N/A

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ya like jazz

I - well, I don’t know? I’ve not really listened to it. Truthfully, I usually only listen to  classical music. It’s a little hard to hear new stuff when you can’t go into town to buy anything. 

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Father, forgive me for my sins, but I A M THINK ING NAUGHTY THINGS

Well then... h-have faith in the Lord and be strong, to cleanse yourself of s-sinful thoughts.

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Father, huh? Can I call you daddy?

Absolutely not, demon.

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do you like the demon dick?

... desist. 

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so pri what happened to your valley like the trees n stuff?

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8)

..... Yes?

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It’s… quite alright, I’m used to that. And right this way, don’t worry about length! It’s my duty to listen and a privilege, I’m happy to help! 

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Well sit back and relax because I’ve got a lot of shit against me hahaha!

Lemme think…

I’m bisexual, I use the Lord’s name in vain all the time, I lust over people who are unavailable, I’m an escort so I escort married men sometimes, I have reckless sex with people I barely know, I used to be a part of a corrupt business, I held a grudge against my two old coworkers, I binge on food a lot, I constantly covet what others have, I don’t have a good relationship with my parents or my family in general, I’m real petty, I get jealous way too easily, I haven’t gone to church in YEARS…Hmm, idk what else off the top of my head…

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Very good, my child. Now, I want you to preform five Our Father’s and ten Hail Mary’s every day, for a week. Think about doing some volunteer work for different things, such as food donations or homeless shelter working. Even something as simple at an animal shelter. 

Have faith in the Lord and be strong, and good things will come to you. Remember to say your Act Of Contrition when you leave. Now go forth and sin no more. 

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It’s... quite alright, I’m used to that. And right this way, don’t worry about length! It’s my duty to listen and a privilege, I’m happy to help! 

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where is norma

I was just speaking with her a moment ago! But if you mean the Norma from, I’m not sure the terminology as there seems to be many Normas, but I suppose ‘my’ Norma. (Though I hate saying that as she doesn’t belong to me, of course) 

Anyway, ‘my’ Norma was one of the biggest advocates of evicting me from the church and tearing it down. It apparently is a ‘hazard’, which I find insulting. My church is, though sort of not in great condition, still a church that must be taken care of. I haven’t seen her for a while, she lives in town. I don’t think she likes me.

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where's your lorax?

That little orange fuzzy thing? He hangs around the borders of the church. I’m pretty sure he’s hell spawn. I haven’t been able to exorcise him though, but I’m working on it. 

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Oh Father, can you save anyone? Even a little sinner like me? ;-*

Alas, it is not I who saves. I am merely a vessel for the lord to work and help his children save themselves. And whatever it is you have done, sin or no, everything is sacred in confessionals. Would you like to confess anything?

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whats up with your eyes dude are you squinting or somethin it looks uncomfortable

First of all, that is very rude. You shouldn’t say that kind of thing to someone, no matter who it is. Secondly, I’m part Korean on my fathers side. So my eyes are naturally like this.

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im wheezing why did i do this 

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((A masterpiece for ages to come))

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whats ur church look like?

Well, it looks like this! It’s a bit run down and, albeit, kind of odd looking but it is a house of god. The grounds were blessed shortly before I moved in. 

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what drew you to religion?

Actually, it was my mother. She was the one who initially pushed me towards it, believe it or not, haha. She was always a very religious woman and I was happy to follow by her teachings. 

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