Ask Professor Kettleburn

Kettleburn shitposting!

[stonedravenclaw]

I love this bitch because she’s a bitch

[ask-prof-kettleburn]

If I call you a bitch

It's cause you're my bitch

And as long as no one else call you a bitch

Then there won't be no problem

🖤🖤🖤🖤

[meowl00]

Purrfessor Cattleburn

[ask-prof-kettleburn]

[the-jedi-flash]

Mood

[stonedravenclaw]

[stonedravenclaw]

[ask-prof-kettleburn]

[scamanderhandler]

Reblog if you think werewolves are people too

Proving a point to Dolores Umbridge

[ask-prof-kettleburn]

Breaking the law, breaking the law 🎵

[stonedravenclaw]

I distinctly remember it saying we had three days wth

[dreadsforjesus]

Now you tell me. Okay. I took two screenshots!

[ask-prof-kettleburn]

I say what I want

[dreadsforjesus]

Ooooooo

[marmotish]

Duelling club has already long past so I can't believe I'm only thinking of this now BUT! I suddenly imagined Freyja coming into the club with a sword instead of her wand and when the professor in charge notices her, they just hand another sword that's in the room to her opponent and wishes them the best of luck.

Prof Kettleburn knows what a real duel is ⚔️

[peytonthegryffindor]

this is mc every time she sees percy playing with scabbers in the dining hall

[andyglasses-deactivated20200606]

I have this headcanon that Animagi have the power to recognize each other. MC may not understand WHY they dislike Scabbers, but they just know he’s bad news.

[ask-prof-kettleburn]

I dislike him too! If my vote helps!

[ask-prof-kettleburn]

Ahh what a handsome fellow!

[ask-prof-kettleburn]

However similar, the Fairy 🧚‍♀️ is NOT related to Gilderoy Lockheart

[merula-snyde-deactivated2021012]

Sounds like Penny Haywood to me. :)

[ask-prof-kettleburn]

Nonsense, Miss Haywood is one of my best students!

[barnabyleeofslytherin]

She’s overtaking Charlie, Liz, Talbott, and I in grades now? That’s great! Now there can be 5 of us!!

[ask-prof-kettleburn]

Well, her true gift is potions and also her generous heart. But yes, @pennyshaywood /(@ any Penny blogs) is and has proved quite essential to this class; she has provided various potions on short hand notice for multiple instances over the years to help our sick and injured creatures here at Hogwarts.

I am very appreciative for the alternative would be a resort to Prof. Snape. He spends more time going on about Skelogrow and other potions than Madame Pomfrey. I didn’t win Hogsmeade’s Most Maimed 10 years in a row for nothing, you know.

[ask-prof-kettleburn]

@ask-diego-caplan I have my extra magical eye on you, Mr Caplan

& 10 points to @ask-liz-tuttle

[checanty]

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