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@lavandulawrites
She/her || 22 || Professional Luocha simp || Fanfiction writer || I write yandere works (with a few exceptions) || Requests are open, but they might be slow || I ONLY write female reader unless the gender is not mentioned in the fic || Read my rules before requesting || SMAU requests are closed
Hi! I am Lavandula and I am 22 <3 (Had to make a new pinned post/ introduction post as it didn’t show up for some)
English is not my first language and I have dyslexia, so please let me know if there are any spelling errors:) I also have ADHD which makes me hyperfixate on different things all the time. I would love more writer mutuals!<3 (only those who are over 18).
This blog is anti AI. I don’t not allow repost! Do NOT post my content to other platforms.
Don’t like, don’t read.
About me
My AO3: lavandulawrites
My Wattpad: lavandulawrites
My TikTok: lovelyheaaarts
I write for:
Amnesia Memories
Attack on Titan
Bungo Stray Dogs
Death Note
Demon Slayer
Diabolik Lovers
Genshin Impact
Honkai Star Rail
Hunter x Hunter
Ikemen Villians
Jujutsu Kaisen
Love and Deepspace
Monster
Obey Me
Twisted Wonderland
(Plus more to come)
Masterlist
Rules
Normalised Yandere AU
Kinktober
Writing tips
My requests are open, but they may be slow. I only write for female reader, unless the gender is not mentioned. Read my rules before requesting. If you have any questions, don’t hesitate to ask me either through asks or DMs
My asks are always open<3 My DMs are open open for those who wanna chat (only those who are over 18)
My recent works:
A Letter From the Octopus (Azul)
A Letter From the Scribe (Alhaitham)
A Letter From the Bard (Venti)
Ashveil was a Good Man (yandere Ashveil x reader)
Yandere Sampo drabble
Yandere Neige drabble
I only write female readers (though sometimes the gender is not specified or mentioned, though I always have a female reader in mind when writing). This won’t change. I will not write male reader.
I write mostly about yandere as I prefer writing yanderes as they are more fun/ interesting to write.
I do not write angst. Any angst requests will be deleted.
I am by no means required to respond to your request.
If you make me uncomfortable (or I don’t like your vibe) you will be blocked. I block freely and without warning.
Easter/ Bunny Hunt TWST (yandere normalised AU Twisted Wonderland, NSFW) please 🙏 love to hear about it
Question for the WIP game
Hii! You are :)
It was originally going to be posted on Easter Day, but I got distracted with Easter so I didn’t get to finish it. I’ve been working on it for a while, but I didn’t really have the motivation to finish it.
I have long wanted to write something NSFW with the normalised yandere AU. I actually have another draft that was going to be posted first, but since I’ve written more on this than the other, so it will have to wait 🤷🏼♀️
Oh yeah definitely! It’s even better if you bribe him with cat pictures. Either of cats you meet on the street or your own cat (I would recommend bribing him with your own cat) :3
hiii, what does grim think of the yans in the normalized yan twst au? Like😭😭 imagine always getting stalked bc him and mc r always together, like does he like some yans better than the others?
Hii!
He finds them a bit annoying tbh. They often tailing behind you and it often ruins you and Grim’s quality time together. Grim won’t turn on you, but he might do the Yandere some favour if they bribe him with food or money.
He definitely likes some of them better than the others. I would say it’s the same as those he prefers in canon :)
Tumblr put a content label on my post over some pink strawberries so I had to copy the request This was requested from @b1rd-0f-w4r “I saw requests are open so I'm here :D Can we request original ocs of yours? Then it would be pretty fun for the 2 elves to *try* to teach reader their language, to a foreign reader that knows nothing about their language.. Language barriers are pretty fun to write ^^”
Masterlist, original characters masterlist, yandere!elf (Sigurd) character profile, yandere!elf (Eilif) character profile
You were huddled up underneath a blanket against the wall. You had tried to great as much space as possible from the two elves and you. Even though the bed was quite large, it didn’t seem enough. The elf closest to you tilted his head as his eyes racked over your form. He was the most mischievous one, and while the other was more dangerous in terms of magic and all that, Sigurd was the one you feared the most. And with good reason.
“I’m bored!” Sigurd whined as he threw his head back, causing his long blond hair to fall from his shoulders in rivers of liquid gold. He never seemed to be able to sit still and his restlessness only caused you unease.
The other elf only scoffed and rolled his eyes. In his hands were a thick tome filled with poetry. The words on the covers were totally unintelligible. Eilif’s green-yellow eyes flickered to yours. Their intensity sending a shiver down your spine. He sighed loudly before he resumed his reading.
Eilif’s disinterest in Sigurd boredom only made him more whiny as he dramatically collapsed over your blanket. “He is ignoring me again… Can you believe that?” his tail flickered playfully behind him. “But you will entertain me, won’t you?” sky blue eyes looked up at you pleadingly.
“Stop harassing her. She can’t stand your presence anymore than what I do” the black haired man snapped.
Sigurd didn’t seem to get hurt by his words and only tugged on your blanket. “Aren’t you humans supposed to be kind?”
“Can you please leave me alone….?” your voice was meeker than what you would have liked, but knowing what kind of bullshit Sigurd could suddenly do was too much a risk to act out. He might look a lot friendlier than Eilif, but he was so much more sinister.
“Agh! You are no fun!” he rolled over onto his back with his face facing Eilif’s book. A sudden lightbulb seemed to have ticked off in his sick head and he suddenly sat up. Eilif grumbled at his sudden movements, but Sigurd couldn’t care less. “Oh I have an idea!” he tore the book from Eilif’s hands before he waved it in front of you. A whine popped out of Eilif’s forehead and you were sure he would strangle the man.
“Why don’t we teach our lovely little human some of our language?” the blond elf chimed. To your surprise a small smile formed on Eilif’s lips at the idea.
“Now that’s not a bad idea… I can’t remember the last time you had an idea this good.”
“Hey! That’s rude!”
“Ehh… I’m not so sure tha—”
“Oh don’t be a killjoy sweetheart!” Sigurd interrupted you as he ripped your blanket off as he forced your legs down from where they had been shielding you. “We always try our best to understand human culture, so it’s only fair you try to understand ours!” You didn’t say that the had literally kidnapped you against your will and their way of understanding human culture was not exactly something you had ever asked for.
You tried to show him off you, but he didn’t budge.
“We should start with something easy” Eilif was suddenly at your side, blocking your route to escape. “Hmm… Oh how about this: we can teach you basic greetings first.”
“That’s boring.”
“Shut up.” “Can you try to say: ‘Hello my name is [Name]?’” the language he spoke in was beautiful and melodic. You had heard them speak the elvish language before, especially when they were discussing matters concerning you.
You blinked at him with big eyes. It didn’t seem to difficult. “Okay… Uhm… ‘Hello me name is [Name].’”
“Hmm not quite, but good job!” the black haired elf gave your head a gentle pat as if you were his pet (which wasn’t too far from the truth).
“Boring!” Sigurd pressed his hand on Eilif’s face and pushed him away earning him a hiss from the man.
“Do that again and I will bite your hand off” Eilif’s lips were drawn back in a sneer, revealing his long and sharp fangs.
“Ooooh scary…” Sigurd held his hands up in a mocking expression. “‘You look extremely handsome.’ Can you say that?” his grin obnoxious.
You hesitated, but upon seeing no visible reaction from Eilif — the more sensible of the due — you decided to try. “‘You… lock extreme handsome?’”
“No, ‘you look extremely handsome.’”
“‘You look extremely handsome.’”
“Yay! You did it!” Sigurd leaned forward and gave your cheek a big wet smooch. “You are a natural!”
“So… what does it mean?”
“You look extremely handsome!”
“Oh.” Of course you should have seen that coming.
“‘I love you.’ Can you say that?” Eilif’s expression was serious and his deep voice a bit lower.
Your gaze flickered from the two of them. They were both staring at you with emotions you didn’t want to try and understand. “‘I love you…’” something didn’t feel right as the words fell from your lips. You had a suspicion of the words meaning, but you didn’t want to say it out loud.
I love you all soooo much!!! 🩷🩷 I alway have such fun interacting with you! 😽 I’m very glad I decided to make this blog! You guys are literally the sweetest!!! 🩷🩷🩷
Tumblr Blog Termination Warning – FOR WRITERS WITH TAGLISTS!
Yesterday my entire blog was terminated TWICE without warning by Tumblr while I was tagging the folks in my Pope taglist in the comments. There was no warning, no email. I just hit 'enter' and boom I got the termination notice.
Almost 10k followers and thousands of fics gone in an instant.
I raised a ticket and an hour later the blog was reactivated. There was no info about what I did wrong but an email that said, it’s been reactivated. I still didn't have one that told me why I had been terminated. Two mins later I went back to the taglist and picked up where I left off with the Pope taglist and immediately, as soon as I clicked 'enter' it happened again.
So, I raised another ticket.
It’s my belief that they’ve activated a bot to stop scammers from tagging loads of folks in those ‘send me money for fake charity’ posts they do, and unfortunately if you have a big taglist you’ll fall into that net too.
I’m not sure how this effects people who put their taglists in the actual post, but I imagine they’ll also be cracking down on that at some point if scammers start to use that method.
I just wanted to make everyone aware so that what happened to me doesn’t happen to other people.
