Well Shit

I thought I died what is this || I think I'm still 26 || I still love my son though || And my FIANCÉE || I don't have much else, I'm very confused.

[memories]

I’ve been silent for too long and can no longer bear to keep this inside: @ask-ray-halberstram is a good person and deserves many good things.

[ask-evan-van-patten]

……..should i be worried about that?

[ask-ray-halberstram]

worried about what?

[ask-evan-van-patten]

i think? i broke my leg?

could be wrong

[ask-ray-halberstram]

alright, i am not a doctor

uhh….can you stand on it?

[ask-evan-van-patten]

neither am i

i tried and now i’m just laying on the ground

[ask-ray-halberstram]

oh boy

but like…if you stand up, will you be able to stand normal

[ask-evan-van-patten]

nah

cause my dumbass thought it wasn’t that bad

[ask-ray-halberstram]

maybe you should talk to an actual doctor

[ask-evan-van-patten]

more than likely

[ask-ray-halberstram]

i would assume

[ask-evan-van-patten]

……..should i be worried about that?

[ask-ray-halberstram]

worried about what?

[ask-evan-van-patten]

i think? i broke my leg?

could be wrong

[ask-ray-halberstram]

alright, i am not a doctor

uhh….can you stand on it?

[ask-evan-van-patten]

neither am i

i tried and now i’m just laying on the ground

[ask-ray-halberstram]

oh boy

but like…if you stand up, will you be able to stand normal

[ask-evan-van-patten]

nah

cause my dumbass thought it wasn’t that bad

[ask-ray-halberstram]

maybe you should talk to an actual doctor

[ask-evan-van-patten]

……..should i be worried about that?

[ask-ray-halberstram]

worried about what?

[ask-evan-van-patten]

i think? i broke my leg?

could be wrong

[ask-ray-halberstram]

alright, i am not a doctor

uhh….can you stand on it?

[ask-evan-van-patten]

neither am i

i tried and now i’m just laying on the ground

[ask-ray-halberstram]

oh boy

but like...if you stand up, will you be able to stand normal

[ask-evan-van-patten]

……..should i be worried about that?

[ask-ray-halberstram]

worried about what?

[ask-evan-van-patten]

i think? i broke my leg?

could be wrong

[ask-ray-halberstram]

alright, i am not a doctor

uhh....can you stand on it?

[ask-evan-van-patten]

……..should i be worried about that?

[ask-ray-halberstram]

worried about what?

[ask-ray-halberstram]

so how was it like when mark was being born

It was scary as shit, not gonna lie.

I wasn’t even there for the first...hour or so? I was in a class, and Mr Bernfeld had to call me after I got to my dorm, he had been for a while. He was mad at me, and so naturally I panicked and went over. The only birth I’d ever been around for before was my little sister’s, and I wasn’t even there to watch since I was 4-ish. So I didn’t know....that something was up. 

He was too little when he was born. And the doctors said there was a chance he wouldn’t live long, which....I mean, Maria had just died maybe five minutes before that. But luckily he was alright.

[ask-ray-halberstram]

so what did u take mark to do

I took us both to this little ice cream place down the road from where we used to live. 

I just remembered it, and it was actually still around. And...well, the last thing I promised him was I’d take him to get ice cream there. it’s...it’s a little late delivering on it, but i did. 

[ask-marcus-halberstram]

Hey. Mark. -Dad

Hm?

[ask-ray-halberstram]

You free? Like…right now?

[ask-marcus-halberstram]

Um…I g..guess. N…nothing much happening

Why?

[ask-ray-halberstram]

It’s nothing, I just remembered something, and…

You wanna go out somewhere with me? It’s not urgent, so…

[ask-marcus-halberstram]

Oh, n..no, it’s f..fine. I’ll just t..tell Jean and we ca…can g..go.

[ask-ray-halberstram]

Alright. Thank you.

It’s nothing urgent or bad, it’s just...something

[ask-marcus-halberstram]

Hey. Mark. -Dad

Hm?

[ask-ray-halberstram]

You free? Like…right now?

[ask-marcus-halberstram]

Um…I g..guess. N…nothing much happening

Why?

[ask-ray-halberstram]

It’s nothing, I just remembered something, and...

You wanna go out somewhere with me? It’s not urgent, so...

[ask-marcus-halberstram]

Hey. Mark. -Dad

Hm?

[ask-ray-halberstram]

You free? Like...right now?

[chrishallbeck]

Gift.

Http://chrishallbeckstore.com 

[musesgonnamuse]

Send ◈ to hear something my muse wishes they could tell their younger self.

[ask-alexia-halberstram]

Nobody warned me New York would be so cold

[ask-ray-halberstram]

!!!

You’re here??

[ask-alexia-halberstram]

I am!! I finally found a good day, and it took forever for the flight to get here.

Can you come pick me up at the airport? I hate to ask it with you, I’m sure you’re all having fun, but if you could?

[ask-ray-halberstram]

No, of course I can! It’ll be great to see you again, and I’m sure Mark will be excited. And....also everybody else. It won’t take long, don’t worry. Plus it’s late, so not much happening.

[ask-alexia-halberstram]

Nobody warned me New York would be so cold

[ask-ray-halberstram]

!!!

You’re here??

[ask-ray-halberstram]

My top 10 list of Worst Experiences With Christians

In the holiday spirit 

10. A man was complaining to me about the whole “””””””War on Christmas””””” and when I told him that wasn’t actually a thing, he called me a stupid liberal

9. A family friend heard about the conversion process and told me she was still going to send me Christmas cards and make sure I saw her Happy Easter posts on Facebook because “Jews are basically still Catholic”

8. I tried to explain to some random ass stranger that yes we actually have spring holidays, and she kept being fake upset that my son wouldn’t ever celebrate Easter

7. That time when a cashier said “Merry Christmas” to me, so I responded with “Happy Hanukkah” and he flipped out and told me to stop trying to convert him. Sis wh?????

6. Distant relative visited me for a weekend(she was in town) and she practically forced me to go to church with her. 

5. “Isn’t Hanukkah the Jewish Christmas?”

4. A coworker saying that antisemitism isn’t an issue anymore, and when I gave them specific examples of it, they said “Yeah but that’s just you”

3. One of my college professors being a dick about me asking if I could maybe not show up to the whole Christmas themed class he made. I’m sure it was fun for other people, but I really hated it, honestly. 

2. A friend trying to tell me not to convert because Catholicism is easy and with Judaism you have to learn a lot and go through all this stuff. I told him it’s literally the same with Catholicism and he said it wasn’t because for us Jews it’s tougher

And to top it all off....the absolute w o r s t experience

1. I had a Jewish professor, and so I was asking him about some stuff related to Judaism and all, as one does. And one of my mega-Christian classmates heard, I guess, and when I stopped talking to the teacher, he pulled out like a pocket edition of the Bible and gave it to me. He said, AND I QUOTE, “You need this more than I do”. So I burned it

~* Feel free to add your personal top 10 list *~

[jewish-kulindadromeus]

Ten

Me: Hey, HaShem. How’s it going. How’ve you been? HaShem: Oh, you know, the usual. Keeping the Universe going. Making sure gravity and strong and weak and electromagnetic forces are all doing their thing, because I am those forces, so, you know, just by existing, here we are.  Me: Good, good.

[Pause]

Me: So, uh, HaShem. HaShem: Yes? Me: Can I just, uh, can I just ask one question? HaShem: Can, yes. Should? Only you know the answer. Me: Right, right.

[Pause]

Me, tears in eyes: Why is my fiance so perfect in every way? HaShem: … this is the five thousand seven hundred and thirty-sixth time you’ve asked me that question Me: WELL YOU HAVEN’T ANSWERED IT