Jeg Er Rød Leder.

Welcome Welcome, Friends, Comrades, and the likes! This is your place to ask the Red Army any burning questions you may have! Feel free to ask Me, Pau, Pat, and anybody else anything you'd like about anything, really. 

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Black is a good colour! Glad I still got this hoodie around.

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If Red found out I was giving out hugs to the enemy he’d be pretty pissed. But a quick one should be fine. Then off you go out of the base before you’re caught!

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There’s a lot that goes on behind closed doors you have no idea about. Not is all that meets the eye. I’m not evil. I’m just... doing my job.

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I might need a few more sips to forget THAT experience! Haha...ha...h...

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It’d be a shame to put you out of a job! Jobs are very important!

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It’s a mystery as to how it stays up! Mom used to say it was just two real big cowlicks. So I guess that’s how.

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You are under my control, Tom. It’s bold of you to try and defy me. I can appreciate boldness.

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I’m not even going to deal with you, smallfry. You’re not worth my time, and you’re probably a kid. Og jeg er Ikke en drittsekk.

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I don’t care if they’re “fan girls”. I understand their plight. As long as they fight vigilantly by my side, I will give them each the attention they deserve.

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Ooc: this is a super old ask I’m sorry qvq. But hey I finally got to it!

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Ooc: hey y’all! I really wanna revive this blog, so have a little drawing. This is showing tords scars, how extensive they are, as well as a bit of how his arm works. Feel free to ask him anything about the red army, or personal questions about his life, family, etc. I have a pretty extensive backstory for my version of tord lol or just meme around with him, I don’t mind either way.

Excited to see your questions!

Also yes, his last name is “red” in Norwegian. Which I also have a reason/backstory for but you’ll have to find all that out yourselves 👀

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Pau: No, he hadn’t watched it. And you just got me in trouble for “wasting his time”. Thanks for that, buddy. 

ooc: man i wish i could draw Good Decent Pics for each reply like other askblogs lol instead i just wait 1000 years and pump out rushed ass drawings rip also, i’ve never watched hamilton tbh. it doesn’t interest me, so Tord is unamused by this. 

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hey guys! if y’all like my art and stuff, i run an eddsworld fancomic with my boyfriend over at @mspaint-eddsworld !! you should check it out, we update every friday! 

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He works veryyy well, I am so proud of what he’s become~ 

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Go ahead and try. Cant wait to see the day the Red Army, and I, Personally, Crush you and your little army under my boot. 

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I will NOT let you get in the way, “Orange Leader”. You best stay out of our territory, or you’ll have hell to pay. @the-orange-leader

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hey yall! as i get this blog off the ground it’d be a big help if I could maybe get some promos? I aint tagging anybody bc i feel like that’d be rude, but if you are in the ew fandom and wanna help out a new askblog and learn about My Tord(tm) that’d be rad!! 

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But those I’m pretty sure he’d kill me if I talked about. If you want to know more, ask him your damn self.