step back, see the whole scene

no really step back ur in my light

[ask-rembrandt-anything]

Intro post! :)

i realise i never did this!!! HIIII!

I am Rembrandt. yes it had both a 'b' and a 'd' in it. im sorry dyslexics and cowgirl cus she cant spell for shit.

im an artist!!! graffiti mostly

and im a tagger for the warriors

People I know:

My bestie @the-youngest-and-the-prettiest Fox!

My partners in crime @that-pretty-boy-just-bit-me and @call-me-mercy (cowgirl and mercy)

Warchief is @swan-the-warchief (she has a boring ass name so we know that's her)

and my GIRLFRIEND @no-i-wanna-know (Ajax)

[bymossypine]

Happy Pride 🏳️‍🌈✨

[zd927407]

me and all my mutuals are kittens and we are playing together in a field of flowers

[precevazia]

like what if i go to the kitchen at night to get some water and an underwater cave system is there

[twistedangelboness]

how many calories does being pure of heart and full of love burn?

[hexjulia]

so hard not to become the most annoying person on earth if you're a little excitable and just learned a little about a topic literally no one around you has any interest in

[get-more-bald]

enough about the horrors. let's hear it for the wonders outside of human comprehension

[shining-upon-yue]

Does a little wriggle on your dash

[swan-the-warchief]

happy pride to anyone celebrating which definitely includes all of us, especially cowgirl because she is 100% at least bisexual

[the-youngest-and-the-prettiest]

Damn @that-pretty-boy-just-bit-me , you need a better argument to prove that your straight

[ask-rembrandt-anything]

yes so i can win the bet she's gay

[that-pretty-boy-just-bit-me]

Istg y'all are gonna make me be homophobic on pride month... for the last time, i am STRAIGHT

[swan-the-warchief]

girl we know straight we've seen straight we've punched straight you're not straight

[that-pretty-boy-just-bit-me]

Okay, what do i have to do for you to believe me? Because I'll do whoever- i mean whatever it takes

[swan-the-warchief]

okay. kiss a girl.

[that-pretty-boy-just-bit-me]

I think that qualifies as a pretty gay thing to do, but alright, bet. Who do I kiss though?

[ask-rembrandt-anything]

well who would you kiss "if" you were gay

[that-pretty-boy-just-bit-me]

A man? because im not gay?

[ask-rembrandt-anything]

highlighting the above word, for your benifit

[swan-the-warchief]

happy pride to anyone celebrating which definitely includes all of us, especially cowgirl because she is 100% at least bisexual

[the-youngest-and-the-prettiest]

Damn @that-pretty-boy-just-bit-me , you need a better argument to prove that your straight

[ask-rembrandt-anything]

yes so i can win the bet she's gay

[that-pretty-boy-just-bit-me]

Istg y'all are gonna make me be homophobic on pride month... for the last time, i am STRAIGHT

[swan-the-warchief]

girl we know straight we've seen straight we've punched straight you're not straight

[that-pretty-boy-just-bit-me]

Okay, what do i have to do for you to believe me? Because I'll do whoever- i mean whatever it takes

[swan-the-warchief]

okay. kiss a girl.

[that-pretty-boy-just-bit-me]

I think that qualifies as a pretty gay thing to do, but alright, bet. Who do I kiss though?

[ask-rembrandt-anything]

well who would you kiss "if" you were gay

[swan-the-warchief]

happy pride to anyone celebrating which definitely includes all of us, especially cowgirl because she is 100% at least bisexual

[the-youngest-and-the-prettiest]

Damn @that-pretty-boy-just-bit-me , you need a better argument to prove that your straight

[ask-rembrandt-anything]

yes so i can win the bet she's gay

[ask-rembrandt-anything]

HAPPY PRIIIIIIIIIIIIDE

ESPECIALLY TO MY GIRLFRIEND AND TO #SWERCY AND ALSO TO COWGIRL WHO IS 100000% GAY

[goth-queen]

[deadelated]

we all have the homie that's a cautionary tale

[swan-the-warchief]

@that-pretty-boy-just-bit-me

[that-pretty-boy-just-bit-me]

IT WAS ONE TIME! I GET BITTEN ONE TIME AND I NEVER HEAR THE END OF IT!

[ask-rembrandt-anything]

YOU MADE IT YOUR HANDLE WHAT DO YOU EXPECT

[that-pretty-boy-just-bit-me]

WELL AT LEAST IT'S BETTER THAN YOUR BORING HANDLE

[ask-rembrandt-anything]

I DIDNT KNOW WHAT ELSE TO PUT OKAY

[justsayfkit]

hey no worries lol that just hurt my feelings forever

[tall]

[deadelated]

we all have the homie that's a cautionary tale

[swan-the-warchief]

@that-pretty-boy-just-bit-me

[that-pretty-boy-just-bit-me]

IT WAS ONE TIME! I GET BITTEN ONE TIME AND I NEVER HEAR THE END OF IT!

[ask-rembrandt-anything]

YOU MADE IT YOUR HANDLE WHAT DO YOU EXPECT