EXPECTATIONS
Love Begins
bliss lane
h
Product Placement
RMH
Not today Justin
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Fieri Frames
art blog(derogatory)
The Bright Sessions
Color Me Curious
The Stonewall Inn
Phantogram Three
Mike Driver
❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
KIROKAZE
hello vonnie
#extradirty
gracie abrams
seen from Côte d’Ivoire
seen from Brazil
seen from United States
seen from Türkiye
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Iraq
seen from Singapore
seen from Netherlands
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Canada
seen from Canada
seen from Indonesia
seen from United States
seen from Colombia
seen from Malaysia
seen from United States
seen from Japan
seen from Netherlands
@swan-the-warchief
Introduction
Name- Swan
Job- warchief, dumbass-wrangler, second in command and member of the Coney Island Warriors
Associates- Rembrandt @ask-rembrandt-anything, Ajax @no-i-wanna-know, Cowgirl @that-pretty-boy-just-bit-me, Fox @the-youngest-and-the-prettiest, and my girl Mercy @call-me-mercy
happy pride to anyone celebrating which definitely includes all of us, especially cowgirl because she is 100% at least bisexual
Damn @that-pretty-boy-just-bit-me , you need a better argument to prove that your straight
yes so i can win the bet she's gay
Istg y'all are gonna make me be homophobic on pride month... for the last time, i am STRAIGHT
girl we know straight we've seen straight we've punched straight you're not straight
Okay, what do i have to do for you to believe me? Because I'll do whoever- i mean whatever it takes
okay. kiss a girl.
I think that qualifies as a pretty gay thing to do, but alright, bet. Who do I kiss though?
well who would you kiss "if" you were gay
A man? because im not gay?
highlighting the above word, for your benifit
*benefit
happy pride to anyone celebrating which definitely includes all of us, especially cowgirl because she is 100% at least bisexual
Damn @that-pretty-boy-just-bit-me , you need a better argument to prove that your straight
yes so i can win the bet she's gay
Istg y'all are gonna make me be homophobic on pride month... for the last time, i am STRAIGHT
girl we know straight we've seen straight we've punched straight you're not straight
Okay, what do i have to do for you to believe me? Because I'll do whoever- i mean whatever it takes
okay. kiss a girl.
happy pride to anyone celebrating which definitely includes all of us, especially cowgirl because she is 100% at least bisexual
Damn @that-pretty-boy-just-bit-me , you need a better argument to prove that your straight
yes so i can win the bet she's gay
Istg y'all are gonna make me be homophobic on pride month... for the last time, i am STRAIGHT
girl we know straight we've seen straight we've punched straight you're not straight
happy pride to anyone celebrating which definitely includes all of us, especially cowgirl because she is 100% at least bisexual
we all have the homie that's a cautionary tale
@that-pretty-boy-just-bit-me
I need help
@swan-the-warchief
what happened, birdie?
So uh yk how its like cleons birthday soon
i was like wondering what would be an... appropriate present for a boss. you know.
normally i buy like chocolate or beer but i wanted to do something nice.
dont want it to be weird or anything tho.
uhhhhh
to be honest I was just gonna get her a funny card and a gift card or something.
fox or rem would probably have better ideas
@the-youngest-and-the-prettiest
@ask-rembrandt-anything
????
Why not a new journal? Or a compass, you never know when you could need one
if you don't know when you would need it how dyou know she needs it?
We barely get out of Brooklyn. And the last time we went out we're lost. Say whatever you want, we were lost
Well we wouldn't have been if we actually stuck TOGETHER like i TOLD YOU ALL TO
and then you wouldnt have had time to make out with @call-me-mercy in that tunnel tho
yeah, being lost was kinda fun I'll be honest
@swan-the-warchief babe what if you make her something? Like a mug?
but what if thats like
what if thats idk
childish
like would she like that
what if i dont make it right
do you or do you not write poetry for your girlfriend
whoever you are, die
I need help
@swan-the-warchief
what happened, birdie?
So uh yk how its like cleons birthday soon
i was like wondering what would be an... appropriate present for a boss. you know.
normally i buy like chocolate or beer but i wanted to do something nice.
dont want it to be weird or anything tho.
uhhhhh
to be honest I was just gonna get her a funny card and a gift card or something.
fox or rem would probably have better ideas
@the-youngest-and-the-prettiest
@ask-rembrandt-anything
????
Why not a new journal? Or a compass, you never know when you could need one
if you don't know when you would need it how dyou know she needs it?
We barely get out of Brooklyn. And the last time we went out we're lost. Say whatever you want, we were lost
Well we wouldn't have been if we actually stuck TOGETHER like i TOLD YOU ALL TO
julia harriman performing call me mercy
holds the door for women because im a girl gentleman
i’m burning the candle at ends you’ve never heard of
exactly
I need help
@swan-the-warchief
what happened, birdie?
So uh yk how its like cleons birthday soon
i was like wondering what would be an... appropriate present for a boss. you know.
normally i buy like chocolate or beer but i wanted to do something nice.
dont want it to be weird or anything tho.
uhhhhh
to be honest I was just gonna get her a funny card and a gift card or something.
fox or rem would probably have better ideas
@the-youngest-and-the-prettiest
@ask-rembrandt-anything
????
Why not a new journal? Or a compass, you never know when you could need one
if you don't know when you would need it how dyou know she needs it?
i can handle one (1) Event™ per day. whether it be a phone call, an appointment, trip to the grocery store, play date with a friend, etc. only one, that's it. any more than that and i am Stressed
Hey girl wanna see how mad I can get? *flexes my skull so hard I get a migraine and throw up*
