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..um.

...AHEM. SO ANYWAY. THOSE ARE MY THOUGHTS ON THAT.

NEXT QUESTION.

(( in case you SOMEHOW don’t remember the post from 6 years ago karkat is referencing, here it is. ))

(( i don’t have many questions left, at least ones that i have ideas for answers for, but this one i’ve been meaning to do for a while. something nice and text heavy to make up for my irregular updates! :D ))

(( @realmenweartights ))

#rmwt #real men wear tights #homestuck #johnkat #hs #john egbert #karkat vantas #karkat is so so so fun to draw #every time i make a post for this blog #i finish it #then have to go back to each panel and add karkat's glasses #cause i always forget em lol #he instantly becomes soops cute when i add them :D #anyway #sorry i haven't slept lol #i hope y'all like the update!#i'm super draw-y right now so we might get another spree of posts #before i disappear for another year oop #would love some new questions to motivate me!

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(( @realmenweartights ))

#homestuck #johnkat #rmwt #real men wear tights #413 #goodness golly gee what a development!!

what the heck-- no. no way. that story is definitely fake.

HOW FUCKING DARE YOU DOUBT MY WELL-CRAFTED BACKSTORY? WHAT EXACTLY IS UNBELIEVABLE ABOUT IT?

sebastian is CLEARLY the thiccer one.

...

FAIR POINT.

(( what do you mean this isn’t a seamen blog sorry this is a day late! yesterday was hectic. also i’d really appreciate some new questions if you have any! i can only run on those from 3 years ago for so long ^^’ ))

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(( @realmenweartights ))

#real men wear tights #rmwt #homestuck #johnkat #seamen #technically if he got sebastian as a kid the fish would be dead by now #but i wanted to draw a wittle karkat in a big sweater with face bandaid very anime badboy #sue me #2 possibilities #either crabdad is one of those parents who will keep replacing a childs goldfish #OR #more likely #sebastian is an immortal god masquerading as a fish #i just spelled that right first try this is so lit

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(( @realmenweartights ))

#rmwt #real men wear tights #homestuck #johnkat #sebastian #honestly tho #if you don't think that karkat saying oh sweet nibblets #is the funniest fucking thing on the planet #then we can't be friends sorry i don't make the rules #wait is it nibblets or niblets #someone contact miley cyrus #i must know the truth

OH WELL.

THEY WILL MAKE AN EXCELLENT MEAL FOR SEBASTIAN.

karkat noooooooo! D:

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(( @realmenweartights ))

#rmwt #real men wear tights #homestuck #johnkat #cats

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(( @realmenweartights ))

#real men wear tights #rmwt #homestuck #crabdad #johnkat #tbh from now on crabdad is hemogoblin #at least within this blog's canon lol

((what better to do on my 19th birthday than revive the dead ask blog for a fandom i’ve mostly lost interest in (tho my love of @realmenweartights will never truly die) on a platform i never use anymore? nothing, that’s what!

((instead of spamming a bunch at once and then disappearing, i’mma try to post once a week and see if i can actually keep this guy going. i’ve got a few ready already, and if anyone sees this feel free to send new questions! i’ve got a lot of old ones, but i’d love to see new ones too :3

((also, i’m not sure how old this ask is--i never check tumblr anymore--but ifyou’re seeing this, thank you person!! i hadn’t actually been planning on this hiatus or w/e, but that did work out lol. i also love to look back on this blog once in a while and see how my art grew and has continued to grow, and i hope this update can continue that saga!

((fromw now on the images will probably be uncolored and in a more chibi style, so that this is easier to maintain. college business and all, ya know, but i’ll still color or go whole hog on some if it fits the moment :)

((anyway, thank you so much for your kind words, and i hope you and everyone else will enjoy my next posts for as long as i keep them up! i probably won’t be doing many more speeches or fourth wall stuff, but, since this is my comeback i guess i can ramble on lol, and let y’all know even if i don’t answer like stuff about myself, i do read them all and appreciate them very much <3 you can hit me up on my main, @zzzzzzzo, if you have a question for me, or check out my instagram @rad.zina for a quicker response and more regular phot0s and art

((see y’all next saturday! :D))

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#rmwt #real men wear tights #johnkat #homestuck #rmwt fanart

THE INTERNET IS LEWD AND DISGUSTING AND I HAVE NO TIME FOR IT

but karkat your laptop! and your window!

I REGRET NOTHING

#rmwt #real men wear tights #johnkat #homestuck

yup!! you love it though ;)

...MAYBE A LITTLE

((wHOA IS THAT AN UPDATE ON MY COMATOSE ASK BLOG WOW JOHN AND KARKAT ARE HAVING THE LONGEST SLEEPOVER EVER))

#johnkat #rmwt #real men wear tights #homestuck #gif

(so basically sgt. left the most amazing tags on the previous post and i guess there must be a banana peel on my desk or something because my hand slipped)

#johnkat #rmwt #real men wear tights #john egbert #karkat vantas

ALL OF THEM.

...

did karkat just say he would have sex with me for a pie?

i think karkat just said he would have sex with me for a pie.

...

why have i been giving him them for free all this time.

(a bit of a 180 from the previous mood, but this is my favorite ask ever and i have been wanting to answer for months. it's a work of art. also can we just pretend i didn't forget kk's glasses in the previous one, or maybe that he took them off because of all the emotions he was feeling)

#johnkat #real men wear tights #rmwt #karkat vantas #john egbert

LOOK, CAN WE TALK ABOUT IT LATER?

I NEED SOME TIME TO THINK ABOUT THIS.

IN THE MEANTIME CAN WE JUST, FUCKING, DO SOMETHING ELSE? I DON'T REALLY WANT TO THINK ABOUT IT RIGHT NOW.

...okay.

(oh that's right, i have an ask blog that i left on a huge cliffhanger. oops. click the images if you can't read my handwriting ^^)

#johnkat #rmwt #real men wear tights #karkat vantas #john egbert

...FUCK.

((Oh my goshness I AM SO SORRY I HAVE NOT UPDATED IN FOREVER. I have been so busy with holidays and writing fanfiction and... sleeping... Okay I don't have an excuse, but I'll try to start working on it, okay? At least I made something interesting happen this time, right?))

#rmwt #real men wear tights #homestuck #johnkat #ish

what the hell is with you tumblr people, are you guys like, all-seeing gods or something?!

not that any of that is true, of course. i mean, there's no way i'm heir and...

well...

just quit gossiping about me okay, jesus. it's bad for my blood pressure, and just plain untrue!

yeah.

#homestuck #rmwt #real men wear tights #johnkat #?#john egbert #karkat vantas #please don't kill me for how late this is

I HAVE FOUND SOME HEIR X READER PIECES THAT HAVE BEEN QUITE SATISFACTORY.

#karkat vantas #heir #oh god this is so late #i'm sorry #rmwt #real men wear tights #karkat's crying over how beautiful it is #such great graphic porn probably #homestuck

THERE'S NO WAY THAT WOULD EVER HAPPEN THOUGH. OTHER THAN THE HAIR, THOSE TWO ARE NOTHING ALIKE. BESIDES, JOHN WOULD HAVE TOLD ME.

I'D BE WILLING TO SAW OFF MY ARM IF HEIR HAD WANTED IT, SO HUMAN MARRIAGE WOULDN'T BE A PROBLEM. IT'D BE REALLY FUCKING GREAT, IN FACT. THERE'S NO WAY HE'D BE INTERESTED IN ME THOUGH, SO THERE'S NO POINT PONDERING THAT. RIGHT NOW, I'D BE SATISFIED BY JUST MEETING HIM AGAIN, BEING ABLE TO BE IN HIS PRESENCE... I'M NOT GOING TO DO SOMETHING LIKE GET IN TROUBLE ON PURPOSE THOUGH, THAT'D BE FUCKING STUPID. ALL I CAN REALLY DO IS WAIT, AND IT'S GODDAMN FRUSTRATING.

#karkat vantas #rmwt #real men wear tights #homestuck #john egbert #heir #2 in one day #i am on a roll!#:D

JUST STOP WITH THE HEMOGOBLIN QUESTIONS, OKAY? I'D RATHER NOT DISCUSS IT.

#karkat vantas #rmwt #real men wear tights #hemogoblin #what even is happening with hemo's body #oh noo #if karkat was hemo that means self hatred #D:#homestuck

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