Werewolf. Waitress. And so much more.

Name’s Ruby Lucas, or Red, if you’d prefer. Welcome to Granny’s diner and the best bed and breakfast in our quiet little town of Storybrooke. Have questions? Just ask! Granny’s gets plenty of traffic, so it’s kind of become the gossip center of Storybrooke; might as well get your two cents in! Feel free to browse the links to the left to find what you’re looking for. Enjoy your stay!

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When are you coming home to Storybrooke? Everyone misses you!

To be honest, Anon, I’m not so sure. I’m finally happy--happy in the Enchanted Forest, happy with Dorothy, just happy all around. No promises on if or when I’ll return to Storybrooke, but of course I miss everyone there too!

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Hai!

Hi, there, Nonnie. Do you have a question for me?

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Can you fly?

...You do know I’m a wolf, right? Wolves don’t fly. So, the answer to your question, Nonnie, is no--I can’t fly.

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Hey, Ruby! How's the full moon treating you?

Well, it’s not the full moon yet, but they’ve been okay, I guess. Thanks for asking, Nonnie!

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Are you still a wolf ??

...Yes? Why wouldn’t I be, Nonnie?

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Dont you miss your bff snow?

Of course I miss her, Nonnie. I have hope that she and I will see each other again.

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just look at those sausages.

...Huh? You realize I no longer work at the diner, right, Nonnie? Sausages don’t exactly grow on trees here in the Enchanted Forest. What sausages?

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So what will you do now?

Now that I’ve found true love, you mean? To be honest, I’m not entirely sure; the next chapter of my life is uncharted territory for me, and I’ll be writing it one page at a time!

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Do you and Toto get along?

Actually, yeah, for the most part. It must have something to do with our canine connection! XD

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do you have avocado?

Ha, I no longer work at the diner, Nonnie, so you’d have to ask Granny. (And with recent events happening as they have, it’s doubtful I will return to waitressing.)

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Don't you want to see Granny again??

It’d be great if I could just hop a plane and visit Granny whenever I felt like it... But I knew my chances of seeing her again were less once I returned to the Enchanted Forest. It’s a con to take with the pros of finally finding myself (and my true love!). I would love to see Granny again and show her how happy I am if I were given the chance.

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TRUE LOVE'S KISS WORKED!!! :DDD

I know--I /was/ there after all, Nonnie. ;)

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If you love this woman, go get her!

I did–I finally found what I was looking for. :)

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Ruby is knocked out for the week (4/10-4/17)!

Send your asks to Ruby for her to answer once she wakes up in the Underworld!

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Cute nickname for a scary monster isn't it?

What is? I don’t see any scary monsters.

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Different anon here: it's true belle is pregnant! But she doesn't know it yet! Only Rumple-Bumple knows! And guess what he signed his second born child away to Hades!!!

...Okay, I have so many questions about the info in this sentence, so I think I’ll start with this one:

Rumple-Bumple?

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OMG DID YOU HEAR THAT BELLE AND RUMPLE ARE HAVING A BABY??

What?? Are you sure that’s right? I mean, I haven’t heard anything ‘cause there’s kinda no such thing as technology when you’re questing in the Enchanted Forest, but... Are you sure you’re not just hoping or speculating, Nonnie?