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My muse is under an honesty spell for one hour.
Send 👐+ any question you wish to ask my muse. They will have no choice but to answer truthfully.
ask-salem-siren:
Ah. Hey, Rhe. Should have known to just ask you instead of the void. I’m not sure how many spellbooks are in Auradon- at least ones that aren’t under lock and key. Maybe I can guesstimate the ones in Fairy Godmother’s personal library…say, 700 or so?
Originally posted by willafitz
Well, yes, of course, the 1000 was merely an example number and the real factor is likely much higher, but the math is still sound. I’m very smart, you know. Witches stick together, even if your family is fathoms below mine.
I know you’re smart, Rhe, which is why I said I should have asked you to begin with- wait, what do you mean fathoms below!? I mean, we aren’t royalty, but at least my aunts weren’t defeated by a pig-keeper.
asklionessoftheisle:
ask-salem-siren:
Ugh. That woman calls me a menace. Doesn’t she know that boredom is what breeds maleficence? If she’s so fixated on keeping me from becoming evil, she should at least let me have a hobby.
I would love the cat hair. Just in case I…stumble upon some new knowledge. What do you need for payment?
Well from what I can recall of your Isle-bound days she certainly isn’t too far off, is she? And I doubt boredom is what caused Ursula to curse a teenager or my father to kill his brother. Other motives definitely have to play into their schemes.
Though a hobby does sound nice.
For you to owe me a favor. That’s it. I won’t ask anything for anything big but I won’t ask for anything now either.
I’ll take that as a compliment. Can’t speak for Ursula or Scar though. Those family issues are beyond mine.
Hmm. Only if the favor doesn’t involve anything that would get me sent back to the Isle or losing my powers. Deal?
Thoughts on Shakespeare?
He seemed to have a *very* negative opinion of witches. I mean, have you read Macbeth? “Double, double, toil, and trouble?” Such a fake spell, obvi. And kinda cliche!
ask-salem-siren:
I- June. Well. As much as I would love to pay Shakespeare a visit, I don’t think he could actually talk to me. Considering his doorstep is six feet under. I am overdue of getting some corpse bones though, so maybe that’s not an awful idea… I mean, I could try and summon him from the beyond, I guess, if I really wanted to talk to him, but I’d need to which realm he went to…
Wait, you think I said the M word? Even I have my limits.
“You-… William Shakespeare’s dead? Wh… I mean, I keep finding his books everywhere here, I assumed he was popular with the prissy people.”
“…yeah, sure, Sarah. Macbeth is the worst thing you could say.”
Obvi, June. He’s been dead for years. Like, 1600s level of dead. You...really didn’t know? I might feel a small flicker of conscience for letting you in on that. Better squash that feeling quick; the Master wouldn’t like it. Neither would Aunt Winnie. Shakespeare does remain popular with the “prissy” people, though. There is some debate whether he actually wrote his own stuff, but either way, he gets the credit for it right now.
Well, I can say worse, but I don’t plan on it yet. What are you up to?
Open ~ Heaven’s Light
Claudine had snuck out earlier in the night to get a few hours away from the house while her father slept. She found the night peaceful, so long as she avoided anywhere where there might be people, she could be alone and didn’t have to worry about anyone yelling how she couldn’t hear them. She could only hear the low grumble of the ocean around her, the shakes in the sand passing up her legs, and her path was only lit by one candle. But she felt at peace.
That is, until Claudine spotted a movement out of the corner of her eye. It’s just an animal, she thought, don’t panic.
A smirking blonde eyed the interloper. “Well, well, well,” Sarah drawled as she rose from the floor, “Who do we have here? I haven’t seen you around before.” The witch didn’t move outside the pentagram, careful not to knock over her meticulously set candles. She was hoping whoever the stranger was wouldn’t tell Fairy Godmother on her for trying to use magic, especially so soon after her probation ended.
Are you planning any other magical scheme at the moment?
Depending who’s asking…
Would you like to meet your father?
Nah. He can’t be important, otherwise he would be a member of the coven. Those are the only people I’m supposed to want to know.
How long were you on probation?
An awful three or four months. I still get sent home weekends, obvi. It’s like Fairy Godmother can’t let it go.
What are the chances Fairy Godmother would let me have a look at some spellbooks if I promise not to sing? I’m bored.
“Trust issues?” With who, Harry? Can’t blame you for not sharing with Gil. I don’t know of any spell that will help that boy grow a brain.
“I don’t get what was so awful about the fox, honestly,” Sarah shrugged, “I mean, yeah, the desert version was obvi unusual, but you didn’t hurt anyone.” The witch felt Fairy Godmother was beyond oversensitive to magical use that wasn’t hers.
Thoughts on Shakespeare?
He seemed to have a *very* negative opinion of witches. I mean, have you read Macbeth? “Double, double, toil, and trouble?” Such a fake spell, obvi. And kinda cliche!
ask-salem-siren:
I’ll bet it was the second option. Witches don’t like when mortals talk badly about us. Was Henry VI written before or after Macbeth? It would make sense if Shakespeare had some…making up to do if he thought they’d remove the curse.
Originally posted by willafitz
“Can’t say, maybe you could ask him yourself when you get back to Auradon. Surely he’d be surprised by a witch of your caliber on his doorstep, curse or no curse. With the amount of trouble you got into, sounds like someone’s been saying the ’M’ word a good bit.”
I- June. Well. As much as I would love to pay Shakespeare a visit, I don’t think he could actually talk to me. Considering his doorstep is six feet under. I am overdue of getting some corpse bones though, so maybe that’s not an awful idea... I mean, I could try and summon him from the beyond, I guess, if I really wanted to talk to him, but I’d need to which realm he went to...
Wait, you think I said the M word? Even I have my limits.
What are the chances Fairy Godmother would let me have a look at some spellbooks if I promise not to sing? I’m bored.
So you finally found your way back on Auradon, good for you.
Ah, Uma. Your concern is touching. But as you and I both know, anywhere is wickeder than the Isle. Though I don’t plan on staying here long. How goes your own escape plans?
What are the chances Fairy Godmother would let me have a look at some spellbooks if I promise not to sing? I’m bored.
Very slim, I’d say. Though if you needed any more cats hairs for spells I’d be happy to provide that.
Ugh. That woman calls me a menace. Doesn’t she know that boredom is what breeds maleficence? If she’s so fixated on keeping me from becoming evil, she should at least let me have a hobby.
I would love the cat hair. Just in case I...stumble upon some new knowledge. What do you need for payment?
ask-salem-siren:
“What are the chances Fairy Godmother would let me have a look at some spellbooks if I promise not to sing? I’m bored.”
“To convert odds to probability, we must first take the chance of your preferred outcome, reading spellbooks, coming to fruition and use it as a numerator to divide by the number of chances any outcome, preferred or non-preferred, happening. If there are, for example, 1000 spellbooks available in Auradon for you to potentionally read, and Fairy godmother will either let you or not let you read any given one of them, then your chances are 1000 to 2 or 1 over 500.”
Ah. Hey, Rhe. Should have known to just ask you instead of the void. I’m not sure how many spellbooks are in Auradon- at least ones that aren’t under lock and key. Maybe I can guesstimate the ones in Fairy Godmother’s personal library...say, 700 or so?
What are the chances Fairy Godmother would let me have a look at some spellbooks if I promise not to sing? I’m bored.
ask-salem-siren:
Sarah bit her lip, considering, “Not quite to the same amount. The Master prefers souls and servants over sacrifices. I mean…if people are dead, he can’t use them. If that makes sense. He wants people in his service…though if witches were to renounce him, I can see him wanting…payment.” She shuddered. Luckily, Sarah had never been given a choice whether to be a witch of the Salem Tradition or not. She simply was, so the moral quandary of deciding whether to sell her soul that most devotees had to face had been absent for her. Her mother and aunts had ensured her soul was never hers to begin with.
Shaking her head, Sarah tried to refocus on lighter topics, “No, I guess not. Do they let you use your godlike abilities in P.E?” She teased, “I’m picturing dodgeball with lightning bolts.”
At Hector’s question about her home, the witch abruptly grew quiet, before replying in a rare moment of vulnerability, “I don’t really have…one. I mean, the Isle? That’s a prison, not a home. And here? This is a stepping stone, a stop on the journey. I want to see Salem, because it’s where my family is from, but I don’t know if it’s home.” Realizing she sounded sappy, Sarah tried to pull herself together, forcing a smile on her face:
“I mean, what is home anyway? It better have leather couches, rare spellbooks, and floor to ceiling windows, right?”
“THIS MASTER OF YOURS SOUNDS LIKE AN INTERESTING FELLOW. I WOULD LIKE TO MEET HIM ONE DAY. HE REMINDS ME OF UNCLE HADES.” Hector nods. They were almost at their classroom. Or at least Hector thinks. He still hasn’t gotten used to his way around his classes. And usually, he would be looking at a map, but considering both hands were supporting Sarah, he’d just have to rely on memory.
“YES!” He beams now, as if he hadn’t been just doing that. “ACTUALLY, IT IS ENCOURAGED THAT WE USE OUR GODLIKE ABILITIES. ENHANCE, TRAIN, ETCETERA, ETCETERA.” Then at her comment, he emits a hearty chuckle. “NO, UNFORTUNATELY THE ONLY ONE WITH ACCESS TO LIGHTNING BOLTS WAS GRANDFATHER. BUT THAT, I MUST SAY, WOULD BE INTERESTING. I WOULD HAVE TO TELL THEM ABOUT IT WHEN I GET BACK! WE DID HAVE TO DODGE ARROWS THOUGH, OR AT LEAST CATCH THEM IF YOU WERE FAST ENOUGH. THE STRATEGY DEPENDS ON WHAT ABILITY YOU WERE BLESSED WITH.”
He senses a change of tone in her voice and he slows his pace, not wanting to get to class before she could finish her answer. It saddens him to hear that she didn’t think she had a home. Not here, not anywhere. “PERHAPS…” he starts to suggest, “YOU COULD TRY AND MAKE AURADON YOUR HOME? SOMEWHERE YOU COULD FEEL SAFE AND STABLE AND SECURE? SOMEWHERE YOU COULD BUILD MEMORIES AND JUST BE YOURSELF. IF YOU NEED, I CAN HELP AND I HAVE FRIENDS WHO WOULD BE HAPPY TO HELP. IF YOU THINK IT NEEDS LEATHER COUCHES, AND RARE SPELLBOOKS AND FLOOR TO CEILING WINDOWS, THEN WE WILL HELP YOU GET THAT. I JUST THINK EVERYONE DESERVES TO FIND A PLACE THEY CAN CALL HOME.”
Sarah, despite herself, almost choked at the thought of Hector meeting the Master. Hector genuinely seemed excited by the prospect, and Sarah had a feeling he didn’t quite realize who the Master was. She wasn’t sure whether she should tell him or not- or that his guess that the Master was similar to Hades wasn’t too far off. Curious, she inquired, “And what abilities were you blessed with? Aside from strength?” Sarah had to admit, she could get used to being carried from class to class. Aside from the fact she was actually enjoying this conversation, she also enjoyed waving cheekily at the Auradonian students who were glaring at her. Still sour about Homecoming, she imagined. Ugh, when would they ever get over that? When Hector offered to help her make Auradon home, Sarah was sorely tempted. She also...began to feel a little guilty about the spell she’d put him under. Just slightly. Only a touch, she promised herself. She prided herself on not really having a conscience, and Hector seemed happy enough. Her spell only had him see her with a rose-colored view. It didn’t affect his moods. “I-” Sarah said after a long pause, unsure how to respond, “That’s really...kind of you to say, Hector, but I’m not sure if anyone would want to help me.” Even you, a dark part of her mind suggested, Especially if I got rid of the spell. I think your goodwill might disappear.