You've come this far. May as well ask something.

Go on. Ask me a question. Frankly, I'm rather bored and your inquiries are a steady source of entertainment for me.

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Cheers for the superior Dark Over Lord Demise and for his weapon Ghirahim.

Your dedication speaks well of you, human, but it will take more than empty praise to convince my master to take mercy on you when he returns. I hope you’re prepared to offer a more grand demonstration of loyalty when that day comes.

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How do you do it, by that I mean, how a demon can be so sexually enticing? Most people think like goat legs and twisted horns and sharp teeth. You, however, are divine eye candy

*chuckles* Confidence is key, human. 

However that alone would not be enough to come anywhere close to my standard. It cannot be taught. What I have is a gift and I have always had it.

[ask-sassy-ghirahim]

h-hewwo?? oWo"

[ask-sassy-ghirahim]

Wonderful to see you active again! You must have been pretty busy. Stirring up trouble for the Hyruleans?

Only as much as they deserve~ 

But yes I’m afraid it’s been one thing after another. I am hoping to have more spare time on my hands moving forward.

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What's your thoughts of humans turning into demons? And demons turning into humans?

Well... In reality I would have to say it is impossible.

But in theory, I could see why humans would want to become demons, but I cannot understand why any demon would willingly become a human... What does the human body have to offer?

I do wonder if a human were somehow able to transform into a demon how well they would be willing to adjust after living a lifetime as a human... The damage from your human upbringing may be beyond repair. I am most intrigued by this idea...

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GIVE ME YOUR CAPE!!!!!!!!!!

I’d rather die.

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Question if Ganondorf is the reincarnation of Demise. Now you loyal to Ganondorf. However, my question is if you had a chance of bringing back Demise to life, but it was the cost of losing Ganondorf would you do it?

Drawing provided by vesperupus.tumblr.com

Now that is an interesting question.... Sacrifice Ganondorf to bring about the return of my master....

As fond as I am of serving Master Demise, I do not believe I would do this. He has succumbed in that form to Hylia’s chosen hero... perhaps he will have better chances in this new form. I am curious to see the ways that his powers have shaped and developed in this incarnation.

After all is said and done, Ganondorf possesses the soul of my master. If it is not his wish to be restored to his previous incarnation, then I will loyally pledge myself to him in this form instead.

[ask-sassy-ghirahim]

:D

[ask-sassy-ghirahim]

Being a demon how do you view humans? I mean are we just toys or just annoying beings etc.

I would say I see humans as something of a lesser life form than demons. More intelligent than a common beast certainly, but physically inferior in every conceivable way. Humans are also incredibly self-centered... Do not mistake this to mean selfish. All creatures in the world are selfish. 

But humans specifically... you believe that you are the crux of the universe. You define all that you see and observe in terms of how they relate to yourselves. If there is something you desire, then your actions are “good and justified” and if any creature stands in your way then they are “evil.” 

You eat other creatures and claim that it is your right and necessary for survival, but when another creature hunts you for survival reasons, they must be “put down” so as not to interfere with the vacuum you have created and named “society.”

.... In any case, your views are stubbornly irksome. You are pesky and self-righteous creatures. I have no shame in admitting it is tremendously satisfying to torment you when I am under great stress.

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Sorry if this question has already been asked before, but do you have any sort of house or palace or living space where you reside? If so, where within said dwelling place do you find yourself spending most of your time? Thank you.

Well, before the goddess Hylia took it upon herself to meddle in matters that should have been left to mortals, I made my home in the underworld palace of my Master. 

It was never so magnificent as a human castle of course, what with all the resources and riches that the Surface has to offer... but I do admit that I miss the comfort and ease that living there had to offer. 

Ever since then I have not had the time nor the resources to settle. I find somewhere suitable to rest when necessary, but every waking hour has been dedicated to the resurrection of my master. A dwelling is a luxury that someone in my position cannot afford. 

And besides.... I have a great number of enemies here in the surface world. A home would only be a point of vulnerability.

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omg ok thank you for following me I actually almost screamed my inner fangirl is losing her shit and so am I

(Admin: I do not know who sent this. It’s been a while, but the pleasure is mine! Sorry it took so long!)

[ask-sassy-ghirahim]

Have you considered maybe making a Discord server? ;0

((This is…. a good idea actually. 

Would anyone be interested in that?))

[ask-sassy-ghirahim]

https://discord.gg/RNmJ4Xj

((Let’s see what happens))

[ask-sassy-ghirahim]

Have you considered maybe making a Discord server? ;0

((This is.... a good idea actually. 

Would anyone be interested in that?))

[ask-sassy-ghirahim]

boi where the hell are ur eyebrows

Surely you aren’t trying to imply that I am anything but perfect without them?

Some demons have them. And some do not need them.

[ask-sassy-ghirahim]

My Lord, I want you to fuck me so bad but I'm on my period :'c

And this is relevant why?

[ask-sassy-ghirahim]

hello there its me your friendly neighbourhood weirdo and fangirl i finally got tumblr and have gone through your blog counting all the anon asks I've asked and there are a lot. just wanted to say youre freakin cool and also I'm sorry ghirahim i didn't mean to offend you by mistaking vanity for selfishness and the baseball cap thing and also saying you're merely 'pretty cool'. kk love you guys you're both sexy bye bye

You seem sincere enough in your apology. I see no reason why I shouldn’t accept. Your admiration is duly appreciated.

[Admin]: Aw, thanks so much! You seem really sweet. ^^

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What's your thoughts on group sex or orgy? Do you prefer group sex or do you prefer just doing it with one person? Ever thought of having your own harem of women?

In truth, I find one on one intimate encounters to be preferable. It’s easier than trying to divide my attention between a multitude of lovers. 

But you’ll hear no objections from me either way~ ♦ After all, I’m not fussy.