Oh, hi Max... didn't realise you were on here, how's it going?
shitty. you?
Not sure what I expected. I’m bored as fuck and have only just managed to get space kid to stop following me
Why are all the kids in this camp so annoying?
i dont know. what are the fucking odds of getting a camp filled to the BRIM with dumbasses, and also be ran by one??
Yeah, at least Gwen doesn’t care enough to be annoying. Preston’s been more dramatic than ever today and I want to kill either him or myself.
gwens the only sane one here, i swear to god.
and of course he has, what set drama boy off this time?
I don’t know, he’s just even more annoying than normal. God, I hate him…
*not as mean sounding as usual* pft, yeah. hes the worst.
…you sound different?
the fuck do you mean by that
Normally you’re yelling the same 5 reasons you hate him so much by now. What’s changed?
nothing? the fuck are you going on about. i said hes the worst.
Yeah but you don’t seem as pissed off about him as normal. Usually you end up looking like you’re about to murder someone.
*he just kinda pauses*
whatever…… *pause*
there are worse kids in this camp, I guess.
What’s with the sudden change of heart? I thought you thought he was the actual antichrist or whatever…
nah, thats nikki. and nothings changed, neil.
I don’t believe that for a second.
what the fuck dont you believe?
That nothing’s changed! You’re always yelling about Preston, and suddenly you just casually call him the worse? There’s a slight difference there.
i dont know what the fuck youre getting at neil
Why are you suddenly not pissed at Preston?! How could I be more clear? Stop avoiding the question!
im not avoiding the fucking question!!
**defensive boi**
Then stop being so defensive and answer it!
i dont know!
Max… what’s going on? Seriously.
*he crosses his arms* ….Nothing. Fucking nothing.
Now that I think about it, you’ve been acting weird about him for a while… *starting to get very suspicious*
**Defensive Boi** Shut up, Neil!
You can’t make me, you’re like half my height. What’re you gonna do?
*a n g e r b o y* what does that have to do with fuckin anything!
You can’t do anything to stop me or make me shut up.
whats your fucking problem, man??
My problem is you being stupid about this whole thing and not answering a simple question.
*he grabs neils shirt and pulls him to his height, hes about to go off but he takes a deep breath. He lets him go and pushes him back in the process.* Its because i fucking like him. Are you happy? What the fuck do you even plan on doing with that information!
*just stands there shocked for a moment*…really? That’s it?
Yeah. thats fucking it, Neil.
**little do they know, nikki overheard this. off she went to go tell preston**
*Preston’s just staring blankly at a half-finished script*
Nikki: Ooooh Preston!!! Have I got News For You!!!
…What is it this time?
Nikki: I just overheard Max and hes got a crush on you!!
W-What?! *He goes bright red*
I’m like 90% sure Nikki heard us considering she’s willingly talking to Preston