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fuzzygraphics

Torbek!!!

a-literal-toaster-wtf

doodles before bed

fuzzygraphics

A Doll’s Wish

Song is Part of Your World reprise

luke-naberrie

nigel farage resigning to try and delay the investigation into him and immediately restanding for election in the same constituency, only for every single major party to say 'yeah nah have fun pal, see you back at work for the investigation' and refusing to entertain him is hilarious enough on its own.

the fact that the only person running against him is fucking count binface, who is promising to build one (1) affordable house, is hysterical. and he has a not zero chance of winning.

deez-no-relation

Can someone please explain Count Binface to me like I’m five years old

cat-appreciator

Count Binface is a long-running joke candidate whose policy platform includes things like a cap on the price of croissants and relocating the hand dryer in one specific pub bathroom. The whole point is to make politicians look ridiculous by having them on stage next to a guy with a bin on his head, which thanks to the way British politics is organised is fairly easy to do. Imagine for example if American Presidential debates featured D, R, and Gritty.

Nigel Farage is a long-running far-right candidate who’s come to wield a surprising amount of influence thanks to the long-running incompetence of both major British right-wing parties, Labour and the Conservatives (Tories). People will tell you that Labour is centre-left but that hasn’t been true since at least 1994 and *definitely* isn’t true since 2024. Farage is also a scumbag of the first order, the sort of man who you might want to send donations under the table if you were for example Russia, or a convicted fraudster. He recently got caught holding £5 million in dirty money, triggering an investigation into him.

To dodge this investigation, Farage decided to resign from parliament, because apparently you can’t investigate someone for political corruption if they’re not a politician right this moment, and run for MP in the exact same electorate he just resigned from, in a transparent attempt to avoid scrutiny. This is equivalent to hiding from the cops, getting a haircut, going back onto the streets and still calling yourself the same name.

The other political parties said “lol have fun with that”, declining to run candidates against him so that Farage would win by default, which would result in his reentry into politics and the resumption of the investigation, after which he would be booted back out of politics and Clacton would have a real election with actual candidates.

Enter, stage left: Count Binface, who is here to poke fun at the whole political circus and has in this instance found in Farage a clown eminently worthy of being poked. So Farage gets to spend the next six weeks debating politics with a man named Count Binface, and becoming a joke by association. Given a month ago I’d have said Farage was absolutely going to win the next national elections in the UK, dragging the country even further into far-right immiseration and cruelty like a weedy upper-class Donald Trump, this is absolutely delicious.

jacobtheloofah

our old pal wario really knows how to enjoy the summer

randomwordzard

arnold rimmer is surprisingly good npd representation . like I get that it's a core aspect of his character but it was handled so much better than a lot of other lovable asshole type characters . his grandiose delusion (embodied by Ace) to mask his self-loathing, even from himself . staying emotionally detached while still craving attention and respect . aggression when he needs a sense of control . all as a way to cope with the overwhelmingly high expectations placed on him by his abusive parents . rimmer cares but the way he cares is different!! and he's like that for a reason!! it's so

nudesornaw

if you’re having a bad day, here’s a cute little marching band

this actually made me cry with joy also one of them is eating noodles

readsquirrel

It just keeps going and getting better. *^^*

involuntaryorange

Me two minutes ago: “cry with joy? an animation of cats playing instruments made someone cry with joy?”

Me now: (sobs into a tissue) “OH MY GOD THAT ONE IS PLAYING TWO RECORDERS AT THE SAME TIME” (blows nose)

son-of-a-tenth-place

CAT PARADE IS BACK

cricketcat9

ALWAYS reblog Cat Parade! 💕💕💕

And one of them has a little duck on its head 🤣

grogusmum

I’ve been blessed with the kitty marching band! I love them 💚🥰

oonajaeadira

GIVE YOURSELF A 2 MINUTE PRESENT.

YOU DESERVE TO STOP AND EXPERIENCE A SIMPLE JOY.

tawnyontumblr

Never not reblogging the cat parade!

darklordreasonable

Mildly annoyed that this isn’t actually the full video, so here it is:

darklordreasonable

#i vaguely that there was a sequel to this that was HD

Apparently you correctly!

the-haiku-bot

#i vaguely

that there was a sequel to

this that was HD

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

vigilantsycamore

@thefingerfuckingfemalefury

butchboromir

this is how some people on here talk about punk

bluedancer9000

isn't the whole point of punk nonconformity? anarchy, spreading compassion, individualism? being true to yourself? i'm pretty sure you would be less of a punk if you wore the stereotypical all black, ripped stuff. a shirt that has punk stuff printed on it or clothes that have faux rips that go on to be mass produced is way less punk than mending clothes yourself or getting secondhand.

butchboromir

actually the whole point of punk is high jump kicking peoples' dogs

bluedancer9000

Go to wiki and educate yourself

butchboromir

yeah it literally says it right here on wikipedia. punk is about high jump kicking peoples' dogs.

a-literal-toaster-wtf

actual shit from a butt + two slightly older sketches i forgot to post

pawah

the observation dome (^^)

i had forgotten how much i love these guys

by-gray

i think a lot about moments like this where… it sounds like rimmer’s actually doing something quite complicated, intelligent and officery?

always makes me wonder if he actually does know enough to be in one of those positions on red dwarf.

i mean, if you deep it, years into the series, the four of them have had to basically do every role on the ship. but in moments like this… rimmer does actually sound like he could be a good leader, but only if he doesn’t realise he’s leading. the minute he thinks he is, or that he’s doing something super advanced, he’s fucks it up or behaves like a prick.

i guess what i’m saying is if you secretly did the infamous exam on him, but did it question at a time over the weeks, and didn’t ever tell him you were testing him (so he won’t panic) he might actually pass?