Ask Scoutpoop

A silly scout blog,you have been warned (Side-bog to voidgremlinguege)

[ask-pnk-mediman]

((Congrats to GRN and YLW for becoming canon at least in TFC ))

[ask-pnk-mediman]

((Things have been crazy and complicated lately but I feel the need to say we are once again, not dead!!! And I hope everyone else is doing okay also!))

[wizardsexmachine]

TF2 Charatcers as John Mulaney Quotes

Scout

Solider

Demoman

Heavy

Medic

Pyro

Engineer

Sniper

Spy

Pauling

[ask-pnk-mediman]

“Don’t get me wrong, I don’t have much of a team myself….but…after all these years, why did you stay?”

@ask-scoutpoop​

[ask-scoutpoop]

He catches his baseball,pondering the question for a bit before answering.

“i guess i dont have anywhere else to really go? This is pretty much my home. Its all i have left at this point. And who knows,maybe my team might come back someday..”

[ask-pnk-mediman]

The doctor pauses before smiling sadly. 

“Ah, you’ve taken the words right out of my mouth. It seems both of us are hoping for the same thing……but at least we’re not alone.” 

The Medigun had almost completely closed the wound, and for a moment he just watched the miracle machine work as he thought to himself. 

“Und we don’t have to be alone either. What would you say to a sort of ‘unofficial partnership’? Not exactly an alliance given our opposition, but a ceasefire as well as an agreement to help each other from time-to-time? There’s not much of a downside to be honest, und let’s face it, there’s not much reason to fight each other anymore is there? At least for the time being….what do you say?” 

As the wound fully closes, the doctor extends his hand.

[ask-scoutpoop]

he seems to mull it over for a bit before reaching over to shake the medic's hand

"Sure,why the hell not! No point fighting eachother when we're both at the bottom of the pit at the moment."

he smirks a bit,making a fingergun with his free hand

"Wont hesitate to kick your ass when both our teams are back and running though,sorry!"

[ask-pnk-mediman]

“Don’t get me wrong, I don’t have much of a team myself….but…after all these years, why did you stay?”

@ask-scoutpoop​

[ask-scoutpoop]

He catches his baseball,pondering the question for a bit before answering.

"i guess i dont have anywhere else to really go? This is pretty much my home. Its all i have left at this point. And who knows,maybe my team might come back someday.."

[ask-pnk-mediman]

(ask-scoutpoop) it WAS going to be a peaceful day,until a baseball came flying through an already damaged window,breaking it even more before landing in a bunch of boxes. It was followed by a young male voice saying "shit" before a familiar yet not so friendly face peeked through the now completely messed up window. "Ah shit,i thought this place was empty."

The crashing glass nearly gave theman a heart attack, but even more so to see a YLW team member on the PNK base.

“YLW SCOUT?! What the hell are youdoing here?! Und nein, this place isn’t empty!…not anymore at least. Where has everyone been!?”

@ask-scoutpoop

[ask-scoutpoop]

“Huh,enemy doc is back,neat”

He points over to where the baseball landed,smirking a bit

“Well if you give me my baseball back,ill answer you some stuff in exchange”

[ask-pnk-mediman]

The man sighed, turning and digging through the boxes before finding said baseball and tossing it back through the window, careful not to send any more broken glass flying.

“Now, herr Scout; tell me. Do you have any idea what happened to our teams? I can’t seem to contact anyone from my team, und you’re the first I’ve heard from the YLW team.”

[ask-scoutpoop]

he caught it then shrugged a bit,tossing the baseball back and forth from one hand to another “You guys suddenly dropped off the radar,we thought you all we’re done,gone,dead as shit. My team’s no better ofcourse,havent been in contact with anyone from it in quite a long while.” He looks at what he can of the base from the window,letting out a long whistle “Damn,this place looks wrecked,mine looks like crap too though i guess..”

[ask-pnk-mediman]

“So after I left the rest of my team just…..disappeared? Well that’s certainly not comforting…YLW as well.”

He sighed, pinching the bridge of his nose before looking back up at the other man.

“So both PNK and YLW have one member, PPL as far as I know has two, ONG and GRN have completely disappeared und BLU and RED are off doing their own things, oblivious to all this? Gott im himmel (God in heaven)  what a mess! 

Wait, what are you doing around here in the first place if you thought there was no one here?”

[ask-scoutpoop]

“Well,since it seem like you were all gone,i thought id scavenge around for any spare parts and stuff. Just incase engie came back ya know? Because some of the machines in my base are busted and unusable.. speaking of which,do you uh,have any medical supplies on you?” the scout grabs a nearby crate and steps on it so more of him is visible,rolling his pantleg up a bit to show a kinda fresh wound “Im uh..not that good at patching up myself,plus the medic aint anywhere around and engie’s dispensers are all out of gas so theres no healing to go around really..though i dunno if healing the enemy could get you in trouble..”

[ask-pnk-mediman]

“Mein Gott, you haven’t covered that at all! That could get infected you know!” 

Trying as much as he could to get a good look without actually sticking his head through the broken window, he considered his options for a moment before shaking his head and gesturing to the closest entryway.

“Well….it’s not too serious, but without proper treatment it could get to be. Please, come inside. We may be on separate teams but it’s not like there’s much of a fight anymore. My team is gone, my base is abandoned und quite frankly a disaster; there’s honestly not much Mann Co. could throw at me now that I couldn’t handle. Besides, if we’re both stuck by ourselves in abandoned bases, they can’t be keeping too much of a close eye, ja?”

[ask-scoutpoop]

he smiles wide and nods,carefully getting down from the crate

"I guess so! Mann Co.'s kinda been avoiding glancing at us honestly at this point."

he makes his way over to the entryway,whistling a cheery tune

[ask-pnk-mediman]

(ask-scoutpoop) it WAS going to be a peaceful day,until a baseball came flying through an already damaged window,breaking it even more before landing in a bunch of boxes. It was followed by a young male voice saying "shit" before a familiar yet not so friendly face peeked through the now completely messed up window. "Ah shit,i thought this place was empty."

The crashing glass nearly gave theman a heart attack, but even more so to see a YLW team member on the PNK base.

“YLW SCOUT?! What the hell are youdoing here?! Und nein, this place isn’t empty!…not anymore at least. Where has everyone been!?”

@ask-scoutpoop

[ask-scoutpoop]

“Huh,enemy doc is back,neat”

He points over to where the baseball landed,smirking a bit

“Well if you give me my baseball back,ill answer you some stuff in exchange”

[ask-pnk-mediman]

The man sighed, turning and digging through the boxes before finding said baseball and tossing it back through the window, careful not to send any more broken glass flying.

“Now, herr Scout; tell me. Do you have any idea what happened to our teams? I can’t seem to contact anyone from my team, und you’re the first I’ve heard from the YLW team.”

[ask-scoutpoop]

he caught it then shrugged a bit,tossing the baseball back and forth from one hand to another “You guys suddenly dropped off the radar,we thought you all we’re done,gone,dead as shit. My team’s no better ofcourse,havent been in contact with anyone from it in quite a long while.” He looks at what he can of the base from the window,letting out a long whistle “Damn,this place looks wrecked,mine looks like crap too though i guess..”

[ask-pnk-mediman]

“So after I left the rest of my team just…..disappeared? Well that’s certainly not comforting…YLW as well.”

He sighed, pinching the bridge of his nose before looking back up at the other man.

“So both PNK and YLW have one member, PPL as far as I know has two, ONG and GRN have completely disappeared und BLU and RED are off doing their own things, oblivious to all this? Gott im himmel (God in heaven)  what a mess! 

Wait, what are you doing around here in the first place if you thought there was no one here?”

[ask-scoutpoop]

“Well,since it seem like you were all gone,i thought id scavenge around for any spare parts and stuff. Just incase engie came back ya know? Because some of the machines in my base are busted and unusable.. speaking of which,do you uh,have any medical supplies on you?” the scout grabs a nearby crate and steps on it so more of him is visible,rolling his pantleg up a bit to show a kinda fresh wound “Im uh..not that good at patching up myself,plus the medic aint anywhere around and engie’s dispensers are all out of gas so theres no healing to go around really..though i dunno if healing the enemy could get you in trouble..”

[ask-pnk-mediman]

(ask-scoutpoop) it WAS going to be a peaceful day,until a baseball came flying through an already damaged window,breaking it even more before landing in a bunch of boxes. It was followed by a young male voice saying "shit" before a familiar yet not so friendly face peeked through the now completely messed up window. "Ah shit,i thought this place was empty."

The crashing glass nearly gave theman a heart attack, but even more so to see a YLW team member on the PNK base.

“YLW SCOUT?! What the hell are youdoing here?! Und nein, this place isn’t empty!…not anymore at least. Where has everyone been!?”

@ask-scoutpoop

[ask-scoutpoop]

“Huh,enemy doc is back,neat”

He points over to where the baseball landed,smirking a bit

“Well if you give me my baseball back,ill answer you some stuff in exchange”

[ask-pnk-mediman]

The man sighed, turning and digging through the boxes before finding said baseball and tossing it back through the window, careful not to send any more broken glass flying.

“Now, herr Scout; tell me. Do you have any idea what happened to our teams? I can’t seem to contact anyone from my team, und you’re the first I’ve heard from the YLW team.”

[ask-scoutpoop]

he caught it then shrugged a bit,tossing the baseball back and forth from one hand to another “You guys suddenly dropped off the radar,we thought you all we’re done,gone,dead as shit. My team’s no better ofcourse,havent been in contact with anyone from it in quite a long while.” He looks at what he can of the base from the window,letting out a long whistle “Damn,this place looks wrecked,mine looks like crap too though i guess..”

[ask-pnk-mediman]

(ask-scoutpoop) it WAS going to be a peaceful day,until a baseball came flying through an already damaged window,breaking it even more before landing in a bunch of boxes. It was followed by a young male voice saying "shit" before a familiar yet not so friendly face peeked through the now completely messed up window. "Ah shit,i thought this place was empty."

The crashing glass nearly gave theman a heart attack, but even more so to see a YLW team member on the PNK base.

“YLW SCOUT?! What the hell are youdoing here?! Und nein, this place isn’t empty!…not anymore at least. Where has everyone been!?”

@ask-scoutpoop

[ask-scoutpoop]

"Huh,enemy doc is back,neat"

He points over to where the baseball landed,smirking a bit

"Well if you give me my baseball back,ill answer you some stuff in exchange"

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that moment when u realize…"gullible" looks the same flipped upside down and backwards

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wait really???

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hey

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wait a minute

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i don’t like this post

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who else

ded

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[wingbeifong-deactivated20160204]

there is so much tragedy in the world like war and starvation and the outfits that disney channel actors wear 

please everyone a moment of silence

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If you are an RPblog/RPer, please read this.

Keep reading

[ask-pnk-pybro]

I like to imagine Drew’s first impression on the YLW team went something like this… (based off of this)

//@ask-spoop @ask-medicrap @ask-engiepoop @ask-snipoop @ask-sollypoop @the-pypoop @ask-scoutpoop @ask-democrap @askpootis @ask-misspooling fORGIVE ME AND MY RANDOM SHITPOST

[ask-scoutpoop]

// IM WHEEZIGN

[ask-scoutpoop]

On tf2

come play with me

[ask-scoutpoop]

going off tf2