Our little place

Arthur Kirkland, 35, moved out to the east coast to retire and be alone. Between, him and his neighbors are two big fields, one on each side. Unfortunately for Arthur, his neighbor, Alfred Jones, loves to stop by and chat. Ask box: Open! M!A: None

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Alfred, have you ever noticed Arthur's eyes? andhypnotizingtheyareimeandamn

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How often do you see each other?

A: Alfred comes over every day, from lunch until dinner. 

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Do either of you have any pets?

A: this is the closest thing i will ever get to a pet. Alfred has a dog though… it pees in my yard when he comes over… 

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35 is a little young to be retiring at, isn't it? What happened to make you retire so early?

A: My eyes started going bad. I don’t know about you. But i didnt want to be held responsible for pulling out the wrong tooth on someone. That or stab them in the tongue. 

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A: I didn’t retire for this... 

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Heads up 100

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What are implying, Anon? 

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Just fucking kiss already I s2g

I have no intention on kissing Mr. jones.

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*places Alfred and Arthur in a closet*

Arthur: oh bloody hell.. don’t you dare touch me.

Alfred: But Artie I’m scared~

Arthur: no stop, don’t you tickle me!Alfred: Come here Artie, hold me

Arthur: I WILL BITE YOU!!!!              *high pitched scream*

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I'd say you're getting quite soft with Alfred, aren't you? *winks*

soft for Mr. jones..? I wouldn’t say that, I just tolerate the man a little more is all.

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Do you guys ever have like a game night? Or just an evening where you chill out with each other?

Arthur: we do play games once and a while…I enjoy those moments very much.

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Favorite dessert?

Arthur: Hmmm strawberry short cake is always good

Alfred: Funnel cake!

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It must be nice to have been able to retire at 35. What did you do before retiring?

“well dear anon, I used to be a dentist. Due to some…incident I decided to retire " 

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Wow, with Alfred coming over a lot, do you think you'll become *coughmorethancough* Best friends?

“more then best friends..? I don’t know, it would be nice I suppose….”

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Arthur has a pretty nice ass, don't you think?

But that’s between you and me. 

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((Send Alfred some asks please?))

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Arthur: "well for the most part I'm inside working on my model air planes but when its nice out I go work in my garden "

Alfred: " I sell fruits and vegetables through out the year for the most part"