Sheldon Cooper

Hello fellow humans Recent events have demonstrated to me that my body is too fragile to endure the vicissitudes of the world. Until such time as I am able to transfer my consciousness, I shall remain in a secure location and interact with the world in...

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FIGHT ME

Alright

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If Ultron showed up at your door, would you freak out and call the Avengers?

No. I would release my own killer robot to defeat him

[killveous]

[vampireyautja]

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If Ultron showed up at your door, would you freak out and call the Avengers?

No. I would release my own killer robot to defeat him

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How long would you put up with Dr. Sheldon Cooper's annoying behavior before you kill him?

I’m disgusted that you even suggested we would meet. 

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I-… excuse me?

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PENNY SAVE ME

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How long would you put up with Dr. Sheldon Cooper's annoying behavior before you kill him?

I’m disgusted that you even suggested we would meet. 

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I-... excuse me?

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Hey, Sheldon, I have an unruly roommate. May I have a copy of your roommate agreement so that I can keep him under control like you do with Leonard?

Get your own roommate agreement. I don’t like sharing my stuff

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Why do you think you need a genius IQ to be a good physicist?

Because if you’re not a genius, your research will mostly likely amount to nothing. You might as well be teaching third graders how to make papier-mâché volcanos 

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Remember that multiverse game you and Amy play? Well, I've got one for you. In a world where J. Edgar Go over was president of the United States of America, what odd garment is worn by all police and secret service?

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Have I stumped you with my multiverse question, Dr. Cooper? Would you like me to tell you the answer?

I’m never stumped…

On a completely different note I’m not answering that question

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BuzzFeed just posted a Sheldon list called, "56 Quirks Of Sheldon From “The Big Bang Theory” That Make Him One-Of-A-Kind." Have you read it? Gotta love Sheldon!

(X)

I would hardly consider them quirks.

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Do you like dogs

No

I’m more of a cat person

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Hey Shelton can u tell me how can I become an astronaut ???

Well according to Howard all you need to do is be an engineer, live with your mother, and figure out how build a space toilet.

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*knock knock knock* Sheldon. *knock knock knock* Sheldon. *knock knock knock* Sheldon.

Yes? 

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Who is your favourite Avenger?

Iron Man

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What's your opinion on the topic of same-sex marriage?

All relationships, regardless of the gender of the parties involved, are completely and utterly useless.

If people would stop trying to get into each other’s pants, we’d have time travel by now.

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Oh, and i played rock paper scissors lizard spock with my mother, guess who won! *highfive* uh wait.. i have hooves.. D; what the fuck is wrong with me....

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My new BFF

Professor Proton can suck it