Shsl Chef at your service! May I take your order?

Hello there, my beautiful customers! My name is Teruteru Hanamura, and I am here to answer any and all questions you have to ask me! I am ready to take your orders! ~Independent Dr/Sdr2 RP/Ask blog. (May be Nsfw at times. Nsfw tag for gore, blood, smut, ect.) Cross-Fandom Friendly (Depending on the fandom, as in, whether I have knowledge of the anime/show or not) OC Friendly~ (As long as the muse is developed Multi-Ship Blog! m!a status: none as of current Relationship status; Single) (Caution! Dr/Sdr2 spoilers abound!)

[smilekiditgetsbetter]

HELLO. IF YOU’RE READING THIS YOU’RE AUTOMATICALLY PROMISING NOT TO HURT YOURSELF TODAY. NO TAKE BACKS.

[hagakurerp]

((I NEED ONE MORE FOLLOWER QUICK  PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE JUST ONE I CAN DO THE ULTIMATE HAGAKURE JOKE))

[sayonara-zetsubo-anakiseuteu]

Guys

[trenchgun]

alright, dangan ronpa comes out in the US tomorrow! here are some reminders for those that are already fans and have completed the first game:

tag everything, from the first murder to genocide jack to the real mastermind to even execution jokes, with #dangan ronpa spoilers.

don’t complain...

[tachibanamakoto-deactivated2015]

鉄壁の盾

[ask-shsl-chef]

*whispers would anyone like to rp with my Cilan and Kuzu blogs?

[ask-shsl-chef]

Like if I owe!

Also feel free to send Teru questions! And if anyone wants to rp I'm totally up for it! ^3^

[ask-shsl-chef]

@shslunderworldbreeder

Teruteru was cautious in approaching him. He knew what to say, but getting the words to surface was another story. Sure, the man had hit on many others before, but this...was somehow different. This time, the chef knew what he wanted; and he wanted it bad. Ever since having that conversation with Gundam, seeing him blush, and seeing his sincere kindness underneath that rough exterior...one can say Teru had completely fallen for him. He wanted to go further than flirting, further than just a simple pick up line....and so, he approached Gundam at last, coughing into his palms to prepare his voice. Here goes nothing- "T-Tanaka Gundam!" He announced boldly, yet gently.

[danganshitposts]

i want leon to go to weenie hut juniors

[kazukuraxgami-archive-deactivat]

WENNIE!!!!

[fus-roh-destiel]

I DONT KNOW IF ANYONE ELSE SAW THAT POST ABOUT THE GUY ON YAHOO ANSWERS STATING THAT HE WAS GONNA KILL PEOPLE TOMORROW MORNING, BUT THE MAN "RICARDO RIUZ" WAS SAYING THAT HE PLANS TO "SHOOT EVERYONE" AND THEN PROCEED TO SHOOT HIMSELF. HE SAYS HE PLANS TO DO IT TOMORROW AT 9:30AM AT MIDWESTERN STATE UNIVERSITY IN WICHITA FALLS, TEXAS. SIGNAL BOOST, PLEASE!

[takealookatyourlife]

Aiya Van Kooten everyone

When Aiya Van Kooten stood face-to-face with a burglar in her bedroom, her left eye twitched, then she went into “predator mode”.

“I screamed at him… jumped off my chair, leaped over my bed and sprinted after him down the stairs,” she said.

http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/crime/8626910/Predator-mode-scares-off-burglars

This is the best story of my life

[honeyrenaissance]

“Although she was the only one home, Van Kooten said she had no regard for her safety - instead, she said she was just overwhelmed with “rage“….. ummmmm Hero!!! 

[badass-bharat-deafmuslim-artista]

Haha, badass Muslim woman. Love it!!!

[gothamcityballet]

This lady is so awesome. She lives with her grandma and was studying and had a towel on her head and no shoes but she chased them out of her garden, kicked one up the arse as he climbed a fence, they dropped a camera and laptop, she flagged down a passing driver to help her continue the pursuit, and it turned out he was ex-military, and they finally caught one of them in a park and pinned him as the police arrived. Now she’s going to visit the burglar in prison for the next few months to help with his rehabilitation.

So in summary:

This lady doesn’t just defend her home and loved ones, she will hunt you down, team up with other skilled individuals, get you put away, and then teach you the consequences of your actions until you’re a valuable member of society once more.

Seriously she’s a frigging superhero.

[pinstripebindi]

but tell me again about how muslim women who cover can’t possibly be strong or empowered.

[cleolinda]

I can’t remember if I’ve reblogged this before and I don’t really care.

[ask-vocalronpas]

Junko played by Wendaline

Naegi played by CrucioThe3rd

Monokuma played by WTPyroFreak

Naegi sprite by rheasnaketail

(Content Warning: MASSIVE DR Spoilers)

[ask-shsl-chef]

Would anyone like to chat?

[ask-shsl-chef]

I have two starters to do and I

Just can't get into it right now e=ff sidmadxa

I'll probably have the muse for Teru tomorrow but

DANGAN RONPA COMES OUT TOMORROW SO IDK HOW MUCH IM GONNA BE ON TUMBLR

[neo-romantic]

THE GREAT BARRIER REEF, HOME TO MILLIONS OF ENDANGERED ORGANISMS INCLUDING DOLPHINS, TURTLES, SHARKS, DUGONGS, STARFISH AND STINGRAYS, IS UNDER THE GREATEST THREAT EVER.

COAL MINERS WANT TO BUILD THE BIGGEST COAL MINES IN THE WORLD THROUGH THIS BEAUTIFUL REEF. 

SIGN THIS PETITION AND REBLOG TO HELP SAVE THE GREAT BARRIER REEF AND SPREAD AWARENESS.

EVERY SINGLE PERSON COUNTS. 

IT WILL ONLY TAKE 30 SECONDS OF YOUR TIME.

[fuocogo]

ARE YOU KIDDING ME IT’S THE GREAT BARRIER REEF YOU DON’T JUST BUILD COAL MINES IN THE GREAT BARRIER REEF ITS LIKE TRYING TO BUILD A MEGAPLEX ON MOUNT EVEREST OR PAVING OVER POMPEII THERE ARE JUST SOME THINGS IN THIS WORLD YOU DO NOT TOUCH

[begin-within-deactivated2014030]

My teacher talked about this in Economics class yesterday and it makes me so angry.

[sacrificial-sword-archive-deact]

  "Depends on how you choose to demonstrate..if it’s on me, we don’t have a deal."

[ask-shsl-chef]

"Well, I was thinking of something more along the lines of finding another guinea pig to give you an example; Let's say, Koizumi-San, or perhaps Kuzuryuu-Kun?~" 

[ask-shsl-chef]

[ask-shsl-chef]

"Well, to put it simply, I find you rather attractive. So much so, that I really would like to have you inside me. Ohohoh…"

"W-what?! I-I-i-I DON’T TOP!" He screeched as he was blushing up a storm, pulling down his beanie back over his face.

"Oh? My apologies, Souda-Kun. Are you saying that you want to be inside me?"

[ask-shsl-chef]

"Dare."

27. Spent the rest of the day dressed as a maid

"No objections here!" He exclaimed as the chef began slipping on the high-skirt maid uniform.