Ask Siouxsie @ask-siouxsie - Tumblr Blog

*points at Siouxsie's feet* WHATARETHOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE

Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, and hope you have a great 2016~

Have you even gotten so angry that you ran to the nearest daycare center and pretended you were a carrot?

Do you ever posses your host in public?

why

If I successfully lit you on fire via lighter fluid and a flamethrower, what would happen next?

(It’s her leaning over your punk ass, if you haven’t figured that out.)Setting people on fire is rude, SIRRRRR.

{Oi oi sorry we’ve nah been updatin. One of our best friends died, a family member got cancer, and we’ve been busy a.f. We’ll try ter update soon ok?}

#siouxsietulpa

I am a shark I like to bite things. Do you like to bite things too? What are your favorite things to bite? ~ Bitsy the shark

Quick! A zombie has just busted down your door, and the last item you used is the only weapon you have to defend yourself. What is it and how do you survive?

Besides, the last item she used was large, purple, and vibrates.

did u die

Hello Siouxsie! You showed up in a dream last night. You looked, acted, and spoke exactly like you do on this blog, with the minor exceptions of having a xenomorph stabby-tail and a predatory need to kill every person you meet. Fortunately you began making positive connections with people and started to live happily in society without killing anyone (except huge jerks). I hope that's a happy ending from your perspective!