Eh?! Not bad!

Smithy, he/him. Esteemed spearhead of the Smithy Gang. Currently on metallic skull no. 8. Ask me anything, flingers of slings and arrows!

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Harumph... Three dimensions, eh?!

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So uh… Super Mario RPG remake just got confirmed, how you feeling 👀

GREAT! I am currently in the process of forging my SHINIEST skull yet for the occasion! You have to love those folks over at Nintendo!

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Metallic skull 8?? Wtf happened to the first 7?? 👀👀👀

Sometimes, I get a little rowdy! Add to that the enemies I make and the fact that my skull always bears the brunt of their attacks... Hurrumph... They always go for the skull, don't they...?

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Is the ask still up?

NOOO! I AM BOYCOTTING Tumblr until NERDTENDO makes me my sequel!

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would you consider yourself...a HUNK (of metal)?

A hunk? One hunk?!

I am many a hunk! Many a hunk indeed! Guffawhawhaw!!

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(Clink! Clank! Clonk!)

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do you like hugs?

Alack! My arms were not designed with hugging in mind!

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So many people are discussing weapons nowadays...

GREAT! At last, the popularity they deserve!

[roposhipin]

speedpaint!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZSneuxSnFQ

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A fine portrait!

To think... I was worried the painter couldn't capture me fully, what with how dim the lights were on that day!

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hey Smithy, if you have or create a pet of yours, what could it be?

Hmrhm... And I can clap up just any pet, huh?!

To choose, to choose... Aha!

A gerfalcon, to perch on my grand shoulder! A gerfalcon made out of STEEL!

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did you shave off your magnificent beard?!?!

NO!!!

... It fell off... after a set of...

Hrmh... unfortunate circumstances...

But it's back on up! Adorning my majestic mug!

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are you dead....? :(

Me?! Dead?!

I never die!!!

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(I wonder if anyone has any aftershave to spare...?)

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can we get some smithy asmr??

WHAT?!

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Can I protecc ya from 'The' Mario?

Phoeey! As if I need protection! He can't best me, no more than he can trim his shaggy 'stache!

The next time I see him he's toast...

And you'll all be shouting MY name! With a 'The'!

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(Whatever is that whirring? I swear, I turned off the AC...)

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i love u and your blog, here [gives you a whole box of SMITHY SNACKS!!!!!!]

Finally, a meatling who can appreciate my dream...

A DIFFERENT dream!

Deposit this box in the strongroom!