Mike Driver
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Claire Keane
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izzy's playlists!
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@ask-sniper-snippy
your art is adorable! so snippy, what's your opinion on the other snippy's you've met?
uh-oh! Thankies <3
And UMMMMMMMMMMM my opinion? on the other Snippys? I saw only one other me. BUT HOW MANY OF THEM ARE HERE? OH GOD OH GOD!! SEND HELP!!!
There's no time to explain, hold this bird plushie!
UHHHH… Thank you?
asdfghjk ask box is open again
btw i have 2 more questions i have to answer buuuuuuuuuuut i want MUCH more of them to feel the mighty urge to answer them all
Don’t trust Zee Captain, he is rapist
i escaped tho
hey i wasn’t done
-is watching from behind a bush- GRRRR…
Don’t trust Zee Captain, he is rapist
i escaped tho
hey i wasn’t done
Don't trust Zee Captain, he is rapist
i escaped tho
How do you plan to confess your love to Engie?
how do i… BWAH!!! WHAT?! NO HOMO
nohomonohomonohomonohomonohomonohomo…
YOU ARE IN LOVE WITH ENGIE??
WHAAAAAA???? NO WAY!
I CAN SEE IT IN YOUR GOGGLES, IT IS TRUE… I’M TELLING CAPTAAAAAAAIN! -runs off-
YOU’RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE! I THINK THAT ZEE CAPTAIN WILL NEED ONE MORE MINION SOON
-struggles- AHHHH— YOU SHOE!! -wiggles and waves a bit before kicking Snippy between his legs-
you kicked what? UH-HUH
first time i am happy that my testicles are gone
Yo fck you cancer
Such rude manners. We actually think it’s quite an improvement. You know, the mask melted on your face.
Besides, we doubt you would actually take your jacket off. Look at the bright side, your skin is now fireproof!
DON’T YOU DARE TO TELL ME I’M NAKED BEING FULLY CLOTHED
At least the parts that need to be covered still are! Your modesty is safe!
…I wonder if you even still have those parts.
there's non of them now...
Yo fck you cancer
Such rude manners. We actually think it’s quite an improvement. You know, the mask melted on your face.
Besides, we doubt you would actually take your jacket off. Look at the bright side, your skin is now fireproof!
DON'T YOU DARE TO TELL ME I'M NAKED BEING FULLY CLOTHED
How do you plan to confess your love to Engie?
how do i… BWAH!!! WHAT?! NO HOMO
nohomonohomonohomonohomonohomonohomo…
YOU ARE IN LOVE WITH ENGIE??
WHAAAAAA???? NO WAY!
I CAN SEE IT IN YOUR GOGGLES, IT IS TRUE… I’M TELLING CAPTAAAAAAAIN! -runs off-
YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE! I THINK THAT ZEE CAPTAIN WILL NEED ONE MORE MINION SOON
How do you plan to confess your love to Engie?
how do i… BWAH!!! WHAT?! NO HOMO
nohomonohomonohomonohomonohomonohomo…
YOU ARE IN LOVE WITH ENGIE??
WHAAAAAA???? NO WAY!
How do you plan to confess your love to Engie?
how do i… BWAH!!! WHAT?! NO HOMO
nohomonohomonohomonohomonohomonohomo…
Ughn… Exhaustion should be my middle name.
NO, YOUR MIDDLE NAME SHOULD BE LAZY.
i am claiming that middle name to be mine
Hey, you... Can you tell me which way to Pripyat?
me: oh, i heard a lot about you, Strelok, but it seems like you’re stuck in Capitania now. Errrrrr… fandom collapses are so strange…
put on your gasmask and BEWARE OF ZEE MUG
how come one snippy is taller than the other?
ZeeSnippySniper: WHAT THE HECK IS THAT
Me: Well, you can begin to laugh at me now
(i hoped that no one would notice that)
p.s. That’s just regular Captain’s shenanigans.
WHEN DID YOU TAKE THIS PHOTO OF ME?!
"I DON’T KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT THIS."
Neither do I…
at least Zee Captain said that i do look sexy. Deal with it
If I agree to be a part of you, does that mean Ill be a part of Snippy, too?
Charles Snippy’s genes are part of the Biomass. We will be pleased to add you as well, along with others. You could say that we are “one big family”.
you forgot to ask me about this too.
"WHY DO YOU WANT TO HURT MY PRECIOUS CAPTAIN?"
The presence of your proprietor is astray. His linearity of existence must be interrupted.
"DON’T TOUCH CAPTAIN’S EXISTENCE. STAY ATTACHED TO SNIPPY, DO ANYTHING TO HIM, THAT SHOE IS NOT NEEDED."
His existence is safe…for now. My dear Anchor is providing me great shelter and entertainment.
sometimes i wonder how Pilot could be still alive or why i haven't suffocate him using my scarf yet
