This just sort of happened

. . . . a little bit of everything. 32, she/her, midwestern, my life is the shrug emoji ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[pangur-and-grim]

my house is scary at night

[storyweavingspider]

Interpreted this initially not as shelves, but as your cat having erected defensive fortifications

[ashstfu]

[wizardarchetypes]

”we’ve been trying to reach you”

GET in line

[wizardarchetypes]

didn't realize this post got any notes because you know what i'm also not checking? my activity feed.

[maswartz]

[vulpes-aestatis]

Baby sphinx trying to be like mama and waylaying travelers, but all its riddles are completely non-sensical like the ones a 1st grader would tell

[thecactifindahome]

[purple-hel]

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#and sometimes you think the pause is a prompt for an answer despite the lack of question inflection#so you start to go 'uuuh the ti-'#*angry babey stomps* NO!! I'M NOT DONE!!!!#oh my god the concept of mama/baby play#of mama telling a riddle (as practice for coming up with them) and giggly baby throws out guesses#until they give up#and then mama goes 'NOW I EAT YOU' and play-nibbles at their littol belly#and then baby takes a turn telling riddles and it is. as above. lmao.

[louisegluckpdf]

they won't tell you this in therapy but sometimes the best way to stop catastrophizing/anxiety is to interrupt your spiraling with "girl what the hell are you talking about"

[ytpreviews]

It's not a cure but you have no idea how many times this image has helped me with my OCD

[notgreatthanks]

This tag has been more effective than any meds I’ve ever taken

[rapunkzle]

[dizzy-lunar-sea]

In 3000ad tumblr is the last website

[netherator]

imagine it’s January 1st, 3000. tumblr somehow lives through several dozen companies like the cockroach it is. the code is barely recognizable. the entire website, now a repository of nearly a thousand years of posts, is petabytes in servers that, due to techological advances, are still barely larger than they are today. English isn’t even recognizable and you see this, a post in language a millennium out of date referencing a show that’s been dead almost as long.

[adultlikers]

[porksweats]

e me a mail

[fortooate]

make the attachment a pic of a snail

[jumpingjacktrash]

give me two gifs

of critters in clover

[nuclearcarrots]

then photoshop them on the CLIIIIIIIFFS OF DOVER

[laurasinele]

I still reference this post today. And yes, when I say I reference it I mean I sing it.

[outermire-deactivated20230210]

the perfect gif combo

[achillesinhighheels]

Do you think protein wants to be in all these things ?

[homunculus-argument]

"Bitches with no car be everywh

my fatass thumbs pressed something wrong on my phone to summon that gif and actually nvm that's much funnier than what I was going to say.

[mahohikaru]

you summoned them. The bitches with no car

[json-derulo]

Whenever they gave us one of those "read through ALL the instructions before you begin!" trick assignments in school where the steps lead you on an increasingly ridiculous goose chase until the final one tells you to just put your name on the paper and turn it in without doing anything else, I was always like, "Okay, but what's the point? Surely the REAL world won't be anything like this." And then I grew up and discovered that not only is the real world often exactly like that, some people won't even read the first line of the instructions even if they make perfect sense. And these people are called "co-workers"

[angelicguy]

just something i whipped up for pride month. youre welcome gay community

[angelicguy]

it was nothing really

[paperandpencilsandskips]

[iwait4youalexg]

Oh!

[doh007]

Thank you all, i needed further explanation - And i do find it might help me!

[mx-m29]

just a normal juggling gif, nothing weird about it

[northern-punk-lad]

[liarsblade]

Yeah you're right. It WOULD be pretty fucked up if you were a swan but you were raised by ducks and you grew up never seeing another swan or even knowing that such a thing as a swan even existed so you just thought you were a duck with something super wrong with it.

[liarsblade]

[a-potato-of-death]

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post