- They‘re the masters of nonverbals (using body language to communicate)
They can make those mean aunties who are always silently judging you at family dinners cry with just a look.
Everyone expects Iwaoi to be the kings of it, and they are, but they are NOTHING compared to Matsuhana.
Seijoh4 will be out on a double date and Iwaoi will be having a nice chat about a movie they just watched and Matsuhana won’t be saying anything until Makki just dies of laughter out of nowhere.
ASSUMPTIONS I HAVE BASED ON YOUR FAVORITE HAIKYUU CHARACTER
good morning let’s GO
DAICHI — so… daddy issues, huh? the craving for compassionate love and stability, huh? how does it feel to latch onto the things you love because you’re constantly afraid of losing?
FANON SUGA — mommy issues. also you don’t like seeing things for what they are and prefer to live in your own world. you probably have a close friend that is like an iwaizumi kinnie or something and they call you out for your emotional avoidance all the time
CANON SUGA — you are an introvert, but also chaos incarnate, and that’s incredibly valid of you. also, i’d die for you.
TANAKA — you have good taste
TANAKA SAEKO — you are bisexual
ASAHI — how is that anxiety going? also you MIGHT be a bit controlling but you’re also a sweetheart and you’re just doing your best.
NISHINOYA — okay so hot take for this one: you might be a really lawful person. you might avoid confrontation. however, you LIVE for chaos: you don’t cause it, but you thrive on seeing it happen. you’re also hot and i accept no criticism
KAGEYAMA — the gifted child burn out is big on this one. you crave validation and you hate it when people brush your achievements off to “natural talent” or “luck”. you are either an oikawa stan or just completely despise the boy. you work hard and you care a lot about others. you are lovely congrats
HINATA — you might not be one, but you just love people that are literal sunshine. maybe you’re a bit more on the quieter side, and seeing others be loud and happy and annoying gives you joy. you’re cute
TSUKISHIMA — you have bad taste. KJDBFNIUEFB OKAY NO BUT you have a degradation kink. PFFFT OKAY FOR REAL NOW you are deeply afraid of failure, and might have an inferiority complex. you push people away because you are afraid they won’t like you if they truly connect to you. you might not realise it but you are as important as everyone else, even when you’re afraid to try.
YAMAGUCHI — you are the love of my life. i am in love with you. i would kill a man for you. how dare you be this lovely. do you want the moon? i’ll get it for you. *blows a kiss to the wind* it’s for the yamaguchi stans
COACH UKAI — daddy issues again but like. worse.
KUROO — mommy issues and you’re an ambivert bye
KENMA — when are you going to stop avoiding the world? you can’t expect people to invite you to hang out if you never actually show up when they do. also social anxiety is not a personality trait i’m so sorry to tell you
OIKAWA — hmmm how is pretending you’re someone you’re not because you’re afraid of rejection going? you try really hard for things or you procrastinate for twelve hours, no inbetween. you are pretty sure you’re always the funniest and at least the second prettiest in the room at all times, but you also have crippling insecurity. the duality of man <3 also quick reminder: you are enough, you are loved, and please go eat something because i KNOW you keep forgetting to take care of yourself.
IWAIZUMI — second best complex. do not fear, babe, you are ALSO enough and you are ALSO loved. you care about your friends so much that it scares you sometimes. you’re afraid they don’t care as much as you do. i love you.
BOKUTO — will you ever Shut Up. you are the loudest mf but i love you anyway. hmmm deep fear of being a disappointment. you are so lovely tho. i love you.
AKAASHI — you are so fucking funny. you are so funny i just absolutely know it. you are kind of the parent figure of the friend group but also like,,,, not. i don’t know how to explain it but the akaashi stans will KNOW. anyways i love you go drink some water mwah
ATSUMU — ew. NO I’M KIDDING ASKJBFIUWB you love morally grey characters. and you either have a sibling that constantly annoys you but that you love anyway OR you have a close friend that is a bokuto kinnie. i will not explain.
OSAMU — you’re annoying and you know it. you make it your mission to just annoy the shit out of people and i respect you for it. keep up the good work babe you’re doing amazing. also you’re so smart? so so so smart. congrats i probably have a crush on you OR hate you have a good day
SUNA — you have a degradation kink, don’t you?
USHIJIMA — if you watch bnha, todoroki is probably one of your favorite characters. i also feel like you might be lactose intolerant for some reason but that makes no sense. you just want someone with a deep voice to sing you to sleep and that’s completely valid
TENDOU — you pretend you don’t give a fuck about other people’s opinions but you absolutely do. you are chaotic in the worst way possible. please stay away from me. LMAO BUT OKAY you just want to be happy and to feel satisfied with how things are going. i’m cheering for you good luck!! also go drink water bitch
Oikawa loves answering all of your volleyball questions 🏐
You and Oikawa lay on the couch, your head on his lap as he gently runs his fingers through your hair, your fingers tickling his other hand playfully. Even when you’re right there in his arms you can’t help but flirt with your boyfriend as if you’ll lose him tomorrow.
He feels the same, stealing quick glances at your pretty face as he tries to keep his attention focused on the game in front of him. You just look so cute snuggled up in his lap.
“Wait...” You whisper to yourself, brows furrowed as you stare at the tv screen inquisitively. He instinctively pulls you closer, hoping you’re still warm and comfortable.
“Something wrong baby?”
“...why wasn’t that last one a point?”
Tooru’s eyes light up, heart swelling at how curious you are. He loves answering your questions, loves knowing the person he loves the most, cares so much about the sport that means the world to him.
“Remember how I told you there are some common faults in volleyball?”
A light bulb went off in your head. “Oh!” you cut him off “he must have stepped out of the service area during the execution” you mutter to yourself, shifting your focus back onto the screen. “i knew that...”
Tooru can’t hold back his smile as he pulls you closer, placing a gentle kiss on your temple, your intelligence never ceasing to amaze him.
“You’ll never understand how much I love you sweetheart...”
You smile at that and place your hand on top of his, stroking his knuckles with your thumb as you continue watching the game, his eyes no longer focused on the screen in front of him.
suna rintarō — sitting really close next to someone and having your shoulders and thighs pressed together.
the way your skin feels ablaze and your body’s so tense and you feel a little lightheaded is so intoxicating. you crave more, so much more, but you’ll take what you can get. neither of you make any move to get away, enjoying this minimal physical contact with one another. like you’re both just sitting there and making excuses to stay sitting stuck to each other like this, even if there’s space. for a moment, he does move forward to grab at something in front of him and you deflate a little, but he comes back right away, pressing himself to you and even leaning close to show you something on his phone.
oikawa tōru — leaning down to hear someone clearer or to allow them to whisper in his ear.
oikawa’s incredibly tall, has always been and will always be. he was tall in high school and he‘s tall now, and of course he prides himself in that. half his ego comes from his height. so, given that, more often that not whenever you urgently rush up to him to tell him something, he has to lean down to hear you better, even if you’re only slightly shorter than him. just the way he leans in and tilts his head to the side slightly, eyes unfocused as he listens in before he smiles and twists his head to answer you and his face is so close to yours shbsdjxj
matsukawa issei — manspreading, but not the dickhead type.
the way he sits is always like he’s so effortlessly attractive. he’s kinda slumped in his chair or on the couch like he’s not sitting straight but rather lazily sliding down you know? when he sits, he’s got his legs spread wide and either his hands interlocked and resting on his stomach/crotch, or an arm behind the couch and a hand on his thigh or chest. he always looks??? so inviting??? like you want to go sit on his lap?? and sometimes he leans forward and rests his elbows on his thighs and god. God.
iwaizumi hajime — when guys park in reverse and do The Thing with the steering wheel and The Other Thing with their arm.
iwaizumi’s driving the two of you the majority of the time, not because he doesn’t believe in your driving skills (he doesn’t, rude) but because he kinda just wants to serve you always? like do all he can for you? acts of service ykyk,,, anyways whenever he’s parallel parking or parking in reverse, he starts to do the thing with the steering wheel where he uses only the lower palm of his hand to quickly twist it, and then he puts his arm out onto your seat to glance back and god,,, God.
miya osamu — when guys put their hand just barely on the small of your back when guiding you somewhere.
it’s kind of instinctive with osamu, where he just does it in the moment and you’re left with your nerves on edge and your body on fire for the rest of the night. like you’re trying to get past him to go to your seat or he’s leading you to the window seat on a bus or he’s opening the door for you and gently guiding you. it’s so subtle, his fingertips grazing your back and heat of his palm barely obvious and somehow it’s both the quickest and slowest moment of your life. your back tingles and burns alive for the entire night and the day after too.
miya atsumu — naturally good with kids it’s kind of ??? surprising ???
he’s weirdly like just so good with kids. he’s not awkward and is so smooth when it comes to communicating with them. they always listen to him because he’s just that fun that it feels right to abide by his rules. he’s also always going with the flow too so if the girls dress him up and make him their prince he’ll act accordingly, and if the boys wanna pretend to wrestle him he’ll lose on purpose and he’ll play dead if he gets shot with a nerf gun seriously give this man an oscar. it’s just so endearing watching him there’s no way you wouldn’t wanna marry him.
semi eita — just playing the electric guitar. every instrument too but electric guitar specifically.
the way he casually picks up the guitar and tunes it. the way his fingers move over the strings, the way he glances down barely but then looks up with a small, confident smile because it’s muscle memory for him. the way he shakes his head a little in time with the music. the way he grips the guitar to return it to its place. musician!semi with a lot of rings and chains on and chipped black nail polish. it just <3333
akaashi keiji — saying your name in a conversation
cannot explain what’s so hbwjdnejdd about someone saying your name in the middle of a conversation you’re having. like the need to grab your attention, the way it sounds, the implied and unintended intimacy. like names aren’t generally said a lot during conversations (your name & the person you’re talking to) so when they or you say it, it’s a very lightbulb moment kinda like your attention is completely fixated now.
kuroo tetsurō — that cheeky smile with the tongue to the upper corner of their mouth that guys do.
it’s like a smirk but not really a smirk, where he’s barely smiling down at you, and it’s so teasing. his tongue pokes at the upper corner of his mouth just slightly, and he raises a brow or something. it’s just the type of look that makes your heart tighten in your chest, or makes your stomach flutter and tickle. and the thing is he’s aware he looks good doing it, but he’s so subtly confident that it’s a thousand times more attractive.
bokuto kōtarō — that little celebratory thing guys do after a win/score. let me explain.
so he’s fist pumping the air, leaning back a little and bending his knees. he’s got this feral grin on his face and he’s so sweaty that his uniform’s clinging onto every ridge and muscle and best of all— the way his thighs bulge against the long knee pads he’s wearing. he just looks so good being that happy, high off so much adrenaline. and that surge of confidence it brings him after too!!
kageyama tobio — when they’re super sweaty during a game and guys just grab the hem of their shirt to wipe their sweat
it’s usually during practice matches, and at first it’s always like grabs the neck and wipes. but then it just ends up being frustrating that he has to grab the hem of his shirt. he lifts it up with both hands and just wipes his face, and you’re gifted with the sight of his glistening abs and that trail of hair that leads down into his shorts. he’s so casual about it too like he won’t really realize the consequences of his actions even if some girls are straight up fainting at the sight. i think it’s his nonchalance that makes it even more attractive.
hinata shōyō — those hugs that guys give where you’re swallowed up in their embrace.
it’s a very casual kind of hug, the one where he can continue having a conversation but continue hugging you. it’s that type where he had both arms wrapped tight around you, basically caging you in against his chest. and he starts to do that thing where he’ll rub soothingly or squeeze endearingly, maybe rock you two from side to side while sighing casually. it’s the kind of hug where you’d really needed it and he’s indulging you. you’re silent and just reveling in his touch.
sakusa kiyoomi — that smile where they’re like trying to humor you.
when guys do that thing when you make like a joke or try to one up them somehow and they kinda huff out a laugh or dry chuckle and smile in amusement like yeah ok. it’s kind of a belittling yet challenging smile? sometimes he raises a brow too and he’s so chill and completely unaffected otherwise, with his hands in his pockets and a mask obscuring half his face and then it’s just a raised brow and the hint of a smile seen through his eyes. and he’s staring you down too?? good god
sugawara kōshi — when you nearly trip or fall and they reach out for you.
it’s like that heart stopping near fall and then he gets all wide eyed and reaches out for you, saying “woah, careful” in that really soft, gentle voice. even better if he grabs at your arm or presses his hand on the small of your back to steady you even if you are steady. does he make fun of you after? yes. but it’s still really attractive the way he gets all worried and grows really soft for you in the moment.
hanamaki takahiro — when they can keep up with your energy.
the banter is endless with the two of you. every thing you say he’s got a comeback, a witter, funnier, probably more sexual comeback. it’s so like? exciting? the way he’s always challenging you. he’s always got something to make fun of you of, even if it’s not real and made up. and he says it so smooth and it’s always, always, right in the moment. like he thinks of it in the spot. the fact that it just naturally comes to him how he can keep up with you and match your energy is so, so attractive.
tanaka ryūnosuke — when funny, light hearted guys get super serious about something
he’s always chill and always cracking jokes. he’s everyone’s comfort person, and no matter the situation he can be relied on to cheer and lighten up the mood. but sometimes shit gets serious, like if you’re hurt or something, and he does not crack a single joke. nothing. he won’t attempt to lighten up the mood because he cannot bring himself to. especially if he’s like protective and angry, he gets super quiet and won’t take shit from anyone it’s both heart warming and kinda scary.
ushijima wakatoshi — when serious, solemn, no jokes guys let loose
the complete opposite! ushijima’s super serious and he honestly doesn’t get jokes to even consider making them. he’s a very strong and reliable presence, like a literal pillar. but then maybe you do something stupid or you buy him a snack he’s been wanting and he smiles so softly, so sweetly, and his face just relaxes and softens and his eyes are so kind that you instantly melt. because it’s a sight that‘s as rare as it is makes it all the more endearing.
kozume kenma — when guys have a softer smell rather than a strong, cologne.
when i say softer i don’t mean girlier. i just mean softer. like maybe it’s a fresher smell (like minty) or maybe it’s a more floral smell like jasmine or lavender, or maybe it’s like warm tones (like cinnamon). either way, no matter what he smells like, it’s subtle but there. especially if you sit directly next to him or pass by him. you get a whiff of him and it’s so? calming? alluring? intoxicating in the most subtle way? idk. just. attractive.
konoha akinori — when guys stretch while they’re sitting and their shirts ride up.
he‘s just sitting there minding his own business, relaxing, chatting. he’s had a long day and his muscles are all tight and tense, so he just lifts up his arms and stretches, groaning a little and sighing, in relief and satisfaction, as the tension is relieved. his shirt rides up a bit and he even leans back too, exposing more of his lean abdomen. and when he sags in his chair after he’s got this delirious, satisfied smile or smirk on his face.
tsukishima kei — when a guy is explaining something to you and is demonstrating
like the way he’s trying to explain something on a computer and you’ve got the screen before you so he reaches across you to point something out and then suddenly the two of you are really close?? or if he’s writing down something on paper and he keeps looking up as he’s explaining to see if you’re getting it and to keep you engaged. or when he’s just explaining something and he just. sounds smart. you don’t get a thing but it’s fascinating.
- sorry idk this is in a different format than my other hc posts, uhh im inconsistent,, i’ll figure it lolz
OIKAWA:
-> admires you while you’re getting ready in the bathroom, and walks up to you, hugging you from behind. then pulls out his phone to take a quick mirror selfie of y’all and shows you the pictures while saying “damn babe we look goood”
-> you almost always wake up to him staring at your peaceful, sleeping state. soft smile spread on his face. greets you with a “good morning angel”, and reaches for your knuckles, bringing them to his lips to kiss every single one.
-> he also winds up staring at you in admiration and awe whenever you’re doing something you’re passionate about. he loves seeing his s/o so determined and he appreciates all your hard work so much.
the tip of his tongue stuck out and curved up as he concentrated, his electric guitar propped on his knee. oikawa’s been practicing the opening cords of do i wanna know? by arctic monkeys and now he’s finally playing it for you. his fingers strummed the cords with ease. he’d been wanting to learn it for a while after finding out that it’s your favorite song.
sweat dripped down his temples, his muscles flexing with every chord.
his dark brown orbs locking with yours when he glanced up at you through his lashes.
he looked beautiful.
and just when you thought he couldn’t get any more attractive....
he flashed a lazy grin and sang the lyrics perfectly.
“c’mon,” suna chuckled, gently pushing you towards the skateboard that was rolling in front of you. you scowled at him, soft eyes contradicting your expressing as you looked at him before turning to face the contraption in front of you.
“do i have to?” you asked, your tone exasperated as you pouted slightly. suna faltered at the sight, shaking his head briefly before nudging you forward once again.
“yes,” he replied dully. “unless you’re too chicken.”
you made a small noise of indignation at his words before stomping over to the skateboard, muttering under your breath as you did so. “i’ll show you who’s chicken.”
suna snorted at your words as he watched you, a smile tugging at his lips when he noticed the way you placed your foot on the skateboard carefully. you stifled a yelp when your foot drove the skateboard forwards, causing you to wobble before you managed to regain your balance. you could feel suna’s smug stare burning into you.
“need some help?” he called out, earning a sharp look from you.
“no!” you snapped, rolling the skateboard back to your side. “i got this.”
you took a deep breath before stepping onto the skateboard once again, this time managing to successfully board it. you crossed your arms as you rolled past suna slowly, giving him a smug smile before sticking your tongue out. “see this rin? i did it.”
suna nodded along, amusement dancing on his face as he observed the exact moment in which you realized that you were still rolling along. “need some help now?”
“yes!” you cried out in defeat, arms reaching out as he jogged to your side. you couldn’t help the soft shudder that ran through your body as suna’s hand landed on your waist, effortlessly bringing you (and the skateboard) to a stop in front of him.
“hey,” he said, a smile tugging at his lips as he tried to catch your gaze.
“hey,” you whispered back, chuckling softly when he leaned forward to press a kiss to the corner of your mouth. “i think i deserve a better reward than that, don’t you think? after all, i managed to actually get on the skateboard.”
suna simply smiled at your words before rolling his eyes good-naturedly. before you could open your mouth to convince him further however, he leaned back in, catching you off guard as he captured your lips in a sweet kiss. your hands unconsciously clutched at his shirt, balling up the fabric as you sighed softly. the kiss was over before you could truly enjoy it, and for once, you weren’t upset at the smug look on suna’s face when he noticed the dazed state he had left you in.
“well,” suna whispered, giving you the soft smile you knew he only ever gave you. “off you go.”
you yelped as he pushed you gently, sending the skateboard rolling away from him once more. you snarled at him, sticking out your middle finger as he tumbled to the ground from laughing so hard.
“suna rintarou, i swear on my life that you will regret this!”
thanks to @gellysticks for the idea. reblogs are appreciated <3
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