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//Just realized I still have this. I wonder how many Jojo ask blogs still exist
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"Oh, a coworker I see" David smiled "Hi there!" Erika waved (@ask-spw-crew)
“Hello Doctor Jackson it’s a pleasure to finally meet you.” She then waves excitedly towards Erika. “You as well Miss D'orta.”
@ask-spw-crew
"Oh, so you've heard of us?" he blushed "I'm flattered"
"Nice to meet ya too!" Erika offered her hand "You're miss Izzy, right?"
Reblog for a half blind cherry boi in your inbox
((Ask blogs only please! I wanna see how this goes while I finish more asks :>))
“DOCTOR!!! HELP ME!!” Micro Arden said as he ran to david. (ask-spw-mercenary)
"PFFF AWWWWWWWW" he hold micro arden on his hands "s-sorry, I don't how to help-" he hald a laugh "what happened?"
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-" Black Ice was rolling on the floor from how hard his was laughing.
Erika was just cooing at Arden like he was a puppy or something
@ask-spw-mercenary
As soon as Arden heard ice laughing, he immediately turned his head towards him. “It doesn’t matter what size I am at, I can still make you experience a fate worse than death.” He said as his left eye was twitching.
"Yeah but you're nugget sized-"
"PLEASE don't fight" David begged, terrified and tired
("at this rate I'm going to lose my job" whispered to himself)
“Fine, we’ll save it for when I’m back to normal. Then we can have Ice prove his metal.” The small mercenary said as he calmed down.
He sighed relieved "Thank you... I don't know how to help you with your size, tho. Was it an enemy stand?"
“I heard about this phenomenon from others who experienced it and they call it the ‘micro apocalypse’. That’s all I know. As for who started it I honestly don’t know.”
"Oh..."
"Yeah, I remember when it happened to us"
"Being small is... Traumatizing... To say the least..."
“DOCTOR!!! HELP ME!!” Micro Arden said as he ran to david. (ask-spw-mercenary)
"PFFF AWWWWWWWW" he hold micro arden on his hands "s-sorry, I don't how to help-" he hald a laugh "what happened?"
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-" Black Ice was rolling on the floor from how hard his was laughing.
Erika was just cooing at Arden like he was a puppy or something
@ask-spw-mercenary
As soon as Arden heard ice laughing, he immediately turned his head towards him. “It doesn’t matter what size I am at, I can still make you experience a fate worse than death.” He said as his left eye was twitching.
"Yeah but you're nugget sized-"
"PLEASE don't fight" David begged, terrified and tired
("at this rate I'm going to lose my job" whispered to himself)
“Fine, we’ll save it for when I’m back to normal. Then we can have Ice prove his metal.” The small mercenary said as he calmed down.
He sighed relieved "Thank you... I don't know how to help you with your size, tho. Was it an enemy stand?"
“DOCTOR!!! HELP ME!!” Micro Arden said as he ran to david. (ask-spw-mercenary)
"PFFF AWWWWWWWW" he hold micro arden on his hands "s-sorry, I don't how to help-" he hald a laugh "what happened?"
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-" Black Ice was rolling on the floor from how hard his was laughing.
Erika was just cooing at Arden like he was a puppy or something
@ask-spw-mercenary
As soon as Arden heard ice laughing, he immediately turned his head towards him. “It doesn’t matter what size I am at, I can still make you experience a fate worse than death.” He said as his left eye was twitching.
"Yeah but you're nugget sized-"
"PLEASE don't fight" David begged, terrified and tired
("at this rate I'm going to lose my job" whispered to himself)
Dave is the Speedwagon Foundation equivalent to Dr. Bright. Discuss.
"Me?" he had a soft blush "Oh, I'm flattered, but I'm not remotely that high in the foundation!" he laughed
((Yes he is))
“DOCTOR!!! HELP ME!!” Micro Arden said as he ran to david. (ask-spw-mercenary)
"PFFF AWWWWWWWW" he hold micro arden on his hands "s-sorry, I don't how to help-" he hald a laugh "what happened?"
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-" Black Ice was rolling on the floor from how hard his was laughing.
Erika was just cooing at Arden like he was a puppy or something
@ask-spw-mercenary
Well are we wrong about ice being a simp for David?
“Um, YES?!”
“Please, elaborate” she said with a grin
“I'm not submissive, I'm just... Protective. Maybe a little too much" she shifted his look to a side "And I. don't. Like him!" then he got a glance at David, who looked like he didn't care... Or prented he didn't.... "I-I mean... Not like that..."
((Please keep on messing with the gays
*gives david a piece of paper that explains what a simp it*
"Oh..." his whole face just got red
"What does it say?" David gave him the paper "OH FUCKS SAKE-"
Hey David! ICE IS A SIMP FOR YOU!
"ERIKA JUST TELL ME WHAT THE HELL IS A SIMP?!
Laying on the floor, wheezing and out of air "A-ask them!"
//David may be 25 years old, but has the Internet awareness of a boomer
There's big squid/octupus figure there,standing there menacingly , dolphins-bizarre-adventure (( idk why sorry for send lately monster dolpins--))
David looked, terrified but fascinated "O-oh, hi there..."
The creature waves one of their tentacles and swims a bit close to David, revealing their humanoid face...Wait,this one seems familiar....
He smiled a bit at the sight of her face "You're quite familiar! Have we met before?"
"Oh, a coworker? Nice to meet ya!" Erika waved at him with a smile (@ask-spw-crew)
"Ah! Hello there! Always good to meet a few fellow comrades!~"
The large man spoke with a smile
"so, what office do you work at?"
"I don't really work at a office, I'm more on the field side, spying and getting information from others. That stuff"
"I work on the stand investigation!"
".... Test subject"
"What about you?"
"I WAS in the Knights unit, basically like stand user Ghostbusters, I get called to take on the small time bad guys the joestar family needn't waste time on, at least I thought I was then I had to fight a stand the size of a moon once...but that's besides the point, anyways I work at the new York branch, Now I was promoted to King Class, so I pretty much RUN the New York branch actually"
He chuckles
David whistled at the end "That's amazing! I have to admit, I'm kinda jealous" he chuckled
Erika took a few moments to react "So... Do you have someone-"
"Erika please don't-"
"ah, it's nothing too special"
He chuckles, blushing at the compliment
"I have TONS of stories if any of you wanna hear?"
"I'd love to!"
(*jealous bored pillar man noises*)
"I think one of my favorite stories is how my stand and I had to fight a stand that could become heavier than a planet and my stand just... Tossed it like a baseball at it's user when it was as heavy as a truck-"
He'd laugh
Erika stared amazed "Wow! That's sounds awesome!"
"If you don't mind me asking- what does your stand do, exactly?" his eyes were shining with curiosity
"ah, his speed and strength are unlike any stand we have in the archives, even possibly outmuscling Mr. Kujos, albeit he can't stop time like star platinum-"
He'd chuckle
"plus he's armed with some small flares and rocket fists"
His stand appeared, posing proudly
"Wow" he was smiling like a child in a candy store "I'd love to see it sometime!"
("Man, you're already taken, leave someone to the rest-" "Erika for Darwin's sake-")
"oh! If you'd like I can show you him, he loves to be shown off!"
He'd smile
"PLEASE"
He'd summon don't stop me now, who poses proudly, his engine turbines roaring
Erika looked over the stand, a big smile, her stand 「D. P」 in her shoulder and excited as well
David was going from one side of the stand to another, taking notes on his notepad with the energy of a child who had taken way too much coffee
When u realize that black ice is a simp for david
"... I don't know what a simp is, but I feel greatly offended"
Erika was just laughing her ass off in the background, refusing to give the boys any context
((Lol yeah, David is just oblivious af
There's big squid/octupus figure there,standing there menacingly , dolphins-bizarre-adventure (( idk why sorry for send lately monster dolpins--))
David looked, terrified but fascinated "O-oh, hi there..."