just a mouse stuck in retail hell

modded by @theradicalace!! INBOX: PERMANENTLY CLOSED.

[ask-squeaky]

mod post

[[i just got a couple new asks to this blog and i hate to disappoint but uh. between tumblrs latest bullshit and the fact that i desperately need to redesign squeaky to make him look less like mouse kaboom... i'm so sorry to the five of you still here, but this blog isn't going to be posting anymore.]]

[ask-squeaky]

What's the weirdest experience you've had on the job? (Not bad necessarily, just odd.)

“Regional management was visiting, I think. Do fluorescent bulbs even need to be cleaned?”

[ask-squeaky]

would you take me to the circus if your work place blew up

“I’ll take you wherever you want if it means getting to leave early. I won’t even tell anyone if you blow up my store!”

[ask-squeaky]

Whaf do you do at work on a slow day :3

“So… hold a broom and try to look busy, mostly.”

[ask-squeaky]

Hiya! Hope the minimum wage jobs been going👍

[ask-squeaky]

what was your worst experience with a customer?

“I don’t even remember what she was mad about. I wouldn’t go check in the back for something, I think? Don’t know what the drink was either, other than that it was pink, and it left me sticky for the rest of the day.”

[theradicalace]

created a full reference sheet for squeaky! didn’t draw their vest, but believe me, he has one. said vest has been changed to green to reduce resemblance to a certain chain retailer that won’t be named that the artist may or may not work for.

notes under the cut!

there’s no other characters here to compare to, but squeaky is short! generally, put him about a head shorter than the rest of the cast, or shorter if it makes the bit funnier. they’re a little guy!

their exact job requirements/department/responsibilities are left vague, because they’re meant to change based on what the plot needs. he does whatever the situation requires of him, and whatever it is, he’s not getting paid enough for it!

don’t put too much thought into the length and size of his tail. it’s whatever size makes sense for the scene.

he is a pissed off little motherfucker, and he is NOT afraid to fight someone twice his size.

they are a MOUSE, not a rat.

i don’t draw him with whiskers, but you can if you think he’ll be cuter that way!

alternating pronouns for him isn’t required, but it’ll make me smile and is highly encouraged.

i’m sure i’m forgetting stuff but that’s okay i’ll think of it later

[theradicalace]

did someone ask for more squeaky content? no? too bad

[ask-squeaky]

INFO:

-squeaky is 21, works a retail job, and runs on caffeine and rage

-squeaky’s pronouns are he/they!

-want to know more? you’ll have to ask and find out >:3

-blog is modded by @theradicalace

RULES:

-this is a happy tree friends blog, so gore is allowed, with the caveat that the mod can decline anything too difficult to draw

-LIGHT sexual content is allowed, but don’t get too crazy with it.

-in general, mod has final say on what is or is not okay here.

-inbox status will be in the blog description at all times!

-sending asks through the submit function is bad form in general, but i’ll be extra steamed if you do it to get around the inbox being closed

[rules are subject to be updated if needed]

ASK AWAY!!