Heterophonic Tunes of How Love Bites

19 ☎️ everything ☎️ trans* in more ways than you could imagine (gender stuff, not like those other weird "trans" things. idk, I try to say away from discourse)

[kittybroker]

Calcifer enjoying the rainbow colored sunbeams

Calcifer enjoying the rainbow sunbeams in this bright and cheerful month! Get this prideful sunlit kitty for only $72.90 now!

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[irishmansdaughter]

[optical-trapping]

[kaylmao]

[bimmyjimmy]

My audience when I do dishes

[bimmyjimmy]

jimmy kept taunting moose and trying to bite his toes

[gaybichon]

not even funny how true this is for me

[sovietnam]

[make--it--gayer]

[veztemporana-deactivated2019061]

bonus:

[scumbagsblog]

I’ve never seen this with the update and it makes it so much funnier

[unyieldingsilence]

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[lakecountylibrary]

⚠️SUMMER READING IS COMING⚠️

THIS IS NOT A DRILL

DON'T FORGET TO SIGN UP FOR YOUR LIBRARY'S PROGRAM!!

[cyberglittter]

hair by nikki nelms & photography by adrienne raquel

[cheaphalloweencostume]

yesterday my grandma found a penny on the floor and said to my grandpa “there’s that penny again, pa!” and i absolutely lost my mind because i couldn’t shelve the thought of a single panel Far Side comic of two old people on the front porch in the middle of nowhere and a giant penny angrily and inexplicably rolling through the wastes

“there’s that penny again, pa!”

[secreteggplantbaby]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

this is hands down my single favorite post ive ever made that got notes

[morgannalefey]

I sincerely hope that the OP realizes that gramma was very likely quoting that cartoon.

[cheaphalloweencostume]

the cartoon that was drawn and posted based on my post? probably not, but i guess we can never know

[softichill]

I loooove ominously giggling when I'm getting my friends into smth new. They ask me a spoilery question and I get to do this

[so-i-did-this-thing]

GOOD NIGHT

[kuuura]

[shittttyproblems]

not today...

[charl0ttan]

dog i gotta move like yesterday