Steve Cobs

Meeple CEO | "Welcome to Meeple, where the future is SO yesterday!" too ambitious? I don't care.

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Welcome to Meeple.

Hello. I am Steve, Steve Cobs. Here at Meeple Inc., we pride ourselves on being the cutting-edge of innovation and design. As CEO, our goal is to ensure that you have an exceptional experience with our Meeple products.

Therefore, this askblog is here just for you. Whether you need help with your Meeple device, want to provide feedback, solving any issues you might have, we aim on sharing all the latest updates and insights straight from Meeple HQ!

Your satisfaction is our top priority. Drop by! and maybe, you'll find out your future is as good as yesterday.

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Thats it, I'm switching to pamsong now. Meeple sucks anyway

*throws away all my meeple related stuff*

Aw.

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Can you say the words "I'm proud of you" for no reason at all.

Pfft.

There's nothing about you for me to be proud of.

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high five Steve, I live in your walls 👍

And not paying YOUR half of the rent? Get out, squatter.

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Be nice to MePhone4 I think u traumatized him ☹️

A simple factory reset would do.

Poof! Gone, like nothing ever happened. Revert him back to a squeaky clean slate. Doesn't that sound just ideal?

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THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT I HATE YOU

Oh, Is it though?

I'm not the genius who decided to pull the plug on everything, y'know.

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what if i relate to mephone4

How tragic.

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are u skibidi?

you probably aren't and that's okay!! not all of us are I am though. I'm so skibidi

Get out of my askbox.

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Mr cobs where is my family

Unless your family was generated by MeLife, I'm sure they're out there somewhere.

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I'm going to grill you over a campfire and put butter and salt on you.

Loving the empty threats! Please, continue, I'd love to see what else you have in mind.

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Steve can I make out with you

No. Next question.

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A more clever one? Here you go

Somehow you've gone even lower than you already were.

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is the meeple corporation.... as the kids say..... woke......

Well, we're certainly awake, aren't we?

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Have u ever thought of how some of your products may see you as a parental figure or not? Just curious

If I'm being completely honest, I do — quite a lot. And frankly, being viewed as such a figure opens up quite a range of opportunities when it comes to authority.

It's cute, really!

Sure, it does come with it's disadvantages, but that's how you know where certain adjustments are needed.

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what would happen if MephoneX suddenly started attacking you?

Don't be silly.

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One question.

Why.

Why did you tell them?? The contestants??? About how THEY ARE NOT REAL???

Oh, but if I didn't, who will?

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bro really said "mods, send a deadly robotic phone that produces alarm noises towards this person"

A lovely feature, isn't it?

Really goes for the kill.