Steven The Enderman

Just an enderman

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Hey. I’m an enderman.

My names Steven. I’m an enderman.

I like placing blocks and shit. I’ll answer questions I guess.

I live with my roommates Johnny the creeper and Anthony the skeleton.

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Can you eat food?

Yeah. We all can. We help Johnny eat cus he can’t really reach with his nubs.

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There was an open nether portal. I took one of the blocks.

I can't let Anthony know about this.

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The two are still whispering about something. They don’t usually act this weird.

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My parents called just to remind me about the pact.

Like I want more reminders about that asshole skeleton.

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My roommates are acting weirder than usual. They keep whispering about me.

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Is the bed comfy?

Yeah. Pretty comfy. Fits me well.

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How come we don't get our own statues!

Yeah!

Because they don't like you.

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The villagers are making something. I don't know what they have planned.

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Are they building me?

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Maybe it's a peace offering.

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The villagers are making something. I don't know what they have planned.

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Are they building me?

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The villagers are making something. I don't know what they have planned.

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Anthony and Johnny's beds.

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*Stares at you.*

-🪲

*Turns you around so you aren’t.*

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Here is a picture of my bed. I felt like showing it off.

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So far I have placed about 14 blocks of wool in Anthony's room. I am surprised he has not noticed yet.

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*Supplies wool blocks.*

Thank you. I will update later.

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How many wool blocks do you think I can put in Anthony’s room before he notices.

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Depends how blind he is and what color of wool

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He’s not very blind but he is not very discerning. Me and Johnny both stood upside down once and he didn’t notice a thing.