Ask Strange Steak Snake The Steak Salesman

Hello, I am Strange Steak Snake, I am a Steak Salesman that sells steaks that can do ANYTHING and EVERYTHING, and yes I mean ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING. I am [Expunged] years old, and I've worked this job for [REDACTED] years, I hope you buy my steaks.

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Ask me anything!

Or buy my steaks

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\\Eyy, got any grapes :v

No, my steaks CAN turn into grapes, and not just a grape that is a steak, a legitimate grape. My steaks can do anything and everything you need in life.

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Yo u got any ribeye

Yes, of course I do, why wouldn’t I.

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About this blog.

This won’t be of pictures any time soon, so its only text, sorry.

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Ask me anything!

Or buy my steaks