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she didnt handle the breakup very well

they are all such masterpieces

#bitch can make niagara fall with two needles and a string #dave strider #homestuck

you guys miss me or what

#dave strider #homestuck #ask-strider #luck-is-needed #come on #on a scale from one to TZ spitballin with her nose plugged how much

robotcowboy

Sometimes my brother makes food

#dave's human #dave strider #Bro Strider #reblogging myself

well i didnt exactly have a choice in the matter chickadee shot me up and got her macks on with my still warm corpse how will i ever get married now the entirety of lofaf thinks im a woman of loose virtue

#blood #dave strider #homestuck #jade harley #kiss of life my ass

dude never fucking ages

#homestuck #bro #bro strider

#homestuck #dave strider #shout out to myspace #corey-45

so i guess youll get this in two years happy birthday from the meteor bunch egbro

Happy birthday, John. Hopefully this one will not be the harbinger of another planet's doom, hmm?

dietrich tell your friend to get off their lazy ass and this doesnt count as a present dude just get the kid a nerf gun or something shit buy him a pop and stick a ribbon on it

#Happy Homestuck day #homestuck #dave strider #rose lalonde