the titular pups

grace. i'd rather be dead in california than alive in arizona.

[koiagain]

im going to fix my entire life

[fruitcakebro]

When?

[koiagain]

Like Um. later

[riacain]

i’m not flopping i’m niche ok

[elexecution]

if i was famous i would add myself to the notable bisexual wikipedia page and then post something on my instagram story about how my fans are so parasocial

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[robertfagden]

real person facts with evidence

[robertfagden]

real person reasonable assumptions

[pjharvey]

honestly we have no idea how much good comedy is made by two or more people who desperately want to hook up with each other but they can't do that or feel that they shouldn't for whatever reason and so instead they have to become comedy partners

[rosewearsclothes]

ever since I was a little girl I’ve been a bitch

[segamascott]

[monster2003]

[philcollinsenjoyer]

Thank you divorce for all you've done for music

[kikibabybunny]

[cluttrbugs]

Misfit curled up on a pillow amongst lots of clutter, 2005

[ayyoo-river]

[scientologisabethmoss]

people talk about girlboss feminism in the most deranged ways. god, i WISH girlboss feminism was as dominant a cultural force right now as it is in the delusional way some of you people talk about it. please read the room and look around you. where is sophia amoruso? what’s sheryl sandberg up to?? i don’t know because it isn’t fucking 2014 anymore! instead, we have a rapist as the united states president, a disturbing proliferation of tradwife propaganda around every fucking corner, and forced birth in the united states because a woman’s right to choose is no longer a federally protected right. if ONLY my biggest concern was rich women telling younger women and girls that they too can aspire to earn money, become professionally powerful, and be independent because we live in a global society where access to money equals power, independence, and self-autonomy. god forBID.

[irreparableinnocence]

I think we should collectively raise our standards on what is considered good writing.

[bark-barkley]

coming across something that DESPERATELY tests your self restraint on being a massive bitch

[meanbuddhist]

some things are your fault and some are not and actually it doesn’t matter either way because you have to deal with all of it anyways