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*An ask blog for Susie from Deltarune.

[ask-susie-the-punk]

Hey! You! You are badass! Want a snack? *yeets a car at you*

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Hey Susie what if Ralsei pranked you by putting only salt instead of sugar what would you do?

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(pulls out an onion and eats it like an apple without breaking eye contact)

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I'm coming for you, and when I catch you, I'm going to shower you in love and affection, and there's absolutely nothing you can do about it. Every second you're not running, I'm only getting closer.

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QUICK, DODGE THE INCOMING KRISMOBILE!

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What Axe Should I Buy? My Old One Is Rusty And That Stuff...

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*You have been invited to the King of Iron Fist Tournament, where you must fight a bunch of fighters for a special prize, would you join?*

[ask-susie-the-punk]

I’m exposing Noelle. She wanted to know if giving you a chalk lunch box would be weird or not Sorry not sorry

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I'm back from... that experience with another sugar ingot! *hands a steel ingot painted to look like a sugar ingot*

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Tawney: Would you rather fight a bull sized goose or 100 goose sized bull? Akuma: Pick your poison, mi amigo.(^w^) Tawney: Shut up, you little💧🖐👇❄!!!

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You realize you nearly murdered Lancer right?

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I offered some to Prince Ralsei, and so too will I offer some to his close friend! Would you like some roast dragon haunch? It's amazing! -Guard Anon

*Did he really call me his close friend?!?!??!?!

[ask-ralsei-the-lonely-prince]

HEY SUSIE RALSEI CALLED YOU AN ANGSTY UNICORN AND ALSO HE'S AFRAID OF KRIS

Noooo dont tell Susie I called her an angsty unicorn!

And for the billionth time. IM. NOT. AFRAID. OF. KRIS.

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Hey I gotta Ralsei ask blog and I was wondering if maybe we could do a collab! I got a recent ask that will need a Susie and I was wondering if it can be you! The blog is @ask-ralsei-the-lonely-prince and if you wanna collab please message me!

[ask-susie-the-punk]

pssst. Mod Suz, according to Ralsei's manual, Deltarune takes place in 202X. Gen Z people are born around 1997-2009. The generation after that, Gen Alpha, are born around 2010-2025. Which gen is Susie?

MOD SUZ: *i don’t even know, don’t ask me.

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*slides a sugar crystal the size and shape of a steel ingot* is this good cronch?

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You like chalk. because cronch. tell me.. *hands you a bag of hard pretzels and eats one of them* do you like... THIS CRONCH?