Ask Team DrunkenProfessional

WE ARE OPEN FOR ASK Carter: What's up ya fucks. I'm Carter and I am a meowstic, I also run this place. And my "partner" Isn't around yet so I can say whatever the fuck I want. Anyway I'm a meowstic and I run a team of other pokemon (gijinka) because I'm the leader for some reason. Anyway feel free to ask some stuff and yeah.....Really hope she don't yell at me for doing this alone. Eh whatever Katze: Jackass. Anyways, I'm Katze. I am also a meowstic who is in charge of her own team. I never really wanted to be a part of this thing, and I don't care too much for my..."Partner" which is a drunken idiot. You can ask me questions as well, but you better not hope for the perfect answer -- I can be very busy.

[ask-team-drunkenprofessionals]

"You ain't special, you aren't a deity, you're just some overgrown sap who was put on a god damn pedestal by a group of idiots who wanted you to feel special."

[ask-team-drunkenprofessionals]

"Yeaaaah it's been a while but that's what's been happening. Honestly I have no idea what to do now."

[ask-team-drunkenprofessionals]

//I couldn't help but doodle a bit of this. Scahtz beolongs to ask-the-royal-sylveon

[ask-team-drunkenprofessionals]

//Carter has been working out. And of course he has to show off

[ask-team-drunkenprofessionals]

"Hallo, my name is Schatz E." She tilted her head in curiousity. "I was wondering if you'd like to be friends or something-! Heh-"

“Heh. But on a more serious note A lot of the people here are a bit more than fucked in the head. Myself included.” Said popping a few bones in his neck. “Our group is uh, special in a way”

[ask-intertwiningtime]

“Honestly, it was quite hard to understand you for a moment there, sweetheart. You seem like a lively group of people. I hope to get to know you lot soon-” She cocked her head. “Why did you crack your neck? WHAT DID YOU HAVE TO PROVE-?!”

[ask-team-drunkenprofessionals]

“And going away from that aside. I have this to say. We’re a bunch of fuckin’ idiots, we don’t like each other, I’m forced to work with someone I hate. Blah blah blah.” He pulled a flask from his pocket and unscrewed the cap. “You’re welcome to try and deal with these guys. But word of advice, keep away from the monster known as Katze, she’s a bit uh….She a bitch.”

[ask-team-drunkenprofessionals]

Popping out of nowhere a star in the form of a mawile forces his way into this! “Oh don’t listen to this punk! Katze is amazing, I should know I’m one of her best friends. Anyways my names Flint nice to meet you!” He coughed a few times “Well I guess you can listen to him about being a bunch of idiots though…”

[ask-team-drunkenprofessionals]

“We’re not friends!! Stop telling people that!” 

[ask-team-drunkenprofessionals]

"Hallo, my name is Schatz E." She tilted her head in curiousity. "I was wondering if you'd like to be friends or something-! Heh-"

“Heh. But on a more serious note A lot of the people here are a bit more than fucked in the head. Myself included.” Said popping a few bones in his neck. “Our group is uh, special in a way”

[ask-intertwiningtime]

“Honestly, it was quite hard to understand you for a moment there, sweetheart. You seem like a lively group of people. I hope to get to know you lot soon-” She cocked her head. “Why did you crack your neck? WHAT DID YOU HAVE TO PROVE-?!”

[ask-team-drunkenprofessionals]

“And going away from that aside. I have this to say. We’re a bunch of fuckin’ idiots, we don’t like each other, I’m forced to work with someone I hate. Blah blah blah.” He pulled a flask from his pocket and unscrewed the cap. “You’re welcome to try and deal with these guys. But word of advice, keep away from the monster known as Katze, she’s a bit uh….She a bitch.”

[ask-team-drunkenprofessionals]

Popping out of nowhere a star in the form of a mawile forces his way into this! “Oh don’t listen to this punk! Katze is amazing, I should know I’m one of her best friends. Anyways my names Flint nice to meet you!” He coughed a few times “Well I guess you can listen to him about being a bunch of idiots though...”

[ask-team-drunkenprofessionals]

"Hallo, my name is Schatz E." She tilted her head in curiousity. "I was wondering if you'd like to be friends or something-! Heh-"

“Heh. But on a more serious note A lot of the people here are a bit more than fucked in the head. Myself included.” Said popping a few bones in his neck. “Our group is uh, special in a way”

[ask-intertwiningtime]

“Honestly, it was quite hard to understand you for a moment there, sweetheart. You seem like a lively group of people. I hope to get to know you lot soon-” She cocked her head. “Why did you crack your neck? WHAT DID YOU HAVE TO PROVE-?!”

[ask-team-drunkenprofessionals]

“And going away from that aside. I have this to say. We’re a bunch of fuckin’ idiots, we don’t like each other, I’m forced to work with someone I hate. Blah blah blah.” He pulled a flask from his pocket and unscrewed the cap. “You’re welcome to try and deal with these guys. But word of advice, keep away from the monster known as Katze, she’s a bit uh....She a bitch.”

[ask-team-drunkenprofessionals]

//just now realizing that i forgot Carter’s tail in his ref...shit

[ask-team-drunkenprofessionals]

"Hallo, my name is Schatz E." She tilted her head in curiousity. "I was wondering if you'd like to be friends or something-! Heh-"

“Heh. But on a more serious note A lot of the people here are a bit more than fucked in the head. Myself included.” Said popping a few bones in his neck. “Our group is uh, special in a way”

[ask-team-drunkenprofessionals]

Ever wanted to punch Carter in the face? Maybe you just have some stress you want to let go of? Well I have the answer for you, for just the small price for five dollars you too can beat up Carter! 

-Flint

[ask-team-drunkenprofessionals]

[ask-team-drunkenprofessionals]

flint, doesn't a second mouth that drools all over you're back annoys you?

Drool? I’ve never noticed.

[ask-willow-the-banette]

Liam to Zero: So you like to fight eh? What's one of the more elaborate fights you've been in?

((I would have drawn Liam but I’m really bad at drawing pokemon so i’m sorry for that :’D ))

[ask-team-drunkenprofessionals]

“AND I’M PRETTY FUCKING SURE THAT THE CACTUS YOU DIDN’T FIGHT WOULD APPRECIATE THIS”

[ask-innkeeper-audino]

Carter: YO PINK LADY...I heard you got a bar....Mind if I drain all of your booze?...I'll pay as much as it takes

“Don’t think I don’t know about your drinking habits, Meowstic. I’ve talked to your sister or whatever, she told me everything. Here at Birds of Paradise Inn, we do our best to keep raging alcoholics like you at bay. I’ll still serve you, but if I feel like you’ve had too much - you’ve had too much.” -Terra

[ask-team-drunkenprofessionals]

“Woah waoh woah waoh. She is not my sister, And if you’re going to address me address me by my name C mater flex...I mean Carter. And you don’t need to worry ‘bout me sugar lips. I can hold my drinks” -Carter

[ask-eternity-deactivated2016102]

[ask-team-drunkenprofessionals]

[ask-team-drunkenprofessionals]

Carter no, they’ll kill you with they’re legendary powers, Carter plz I need you alive. Blaze plz stop him))

[ask-willow-the-banette]

∞ Katze and Willow cause I'm 100% sure it'll turn out disgusting. Please and thank <3

Woo its done, finished it in stream so I hope ya like it. owo