For The Family Of Team Dad Assemble!

May: Hello everyone, you've reached the dysfunctional family of Team Dad Assemble! I hope you can all ask us great questions!

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"He didn't like it. I gotta sleep on the couch now..."

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"I gave him lots of kisses! Hershy Kisses!"

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"Well I suppose above anything we regret not...valuing alone time more..."

"Hey, you're the one that said no to tranquilizing them!"

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"...It isn't the children I've had to worry about."

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"Yes Archie, face nuzzles are truly the embodiment of toughness..."

"....Shut up Maxie."

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"The children had quite a busy Christmas, with plenty of things to keep them occupied until bed. I dare say we rather spoiled them with gifts."

"Nah, you can never have too much presents! Hey, how do you beat this level on New Super Mario Brothers?"

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Merry Christmas From The Family!

Hey everyone! It's May, here to wish you all a Merry Christmas and general holiday greetings--for anything you celebrate! The team's been super busy getting ready for Christmas but maybe later today if we get the time Brendan and I will show a couple of the things we got!

Have a happy rest of your Christmas and everyone at the team wishes you well!

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"From time to time we want space from the children, and they do love spending time with the rest of the team."

"They usually just wind up falling asleep on the floor or something so we have to get the little scamps back to their beds when we come home...And the babysitters as well!"

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"Okay so the wiener goes in the donut hole and-"

"ARCHIE THIS IS COMPLETELY UNACCEPTABLE!"

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"We're awesome gift givers! I still have the scars to prove it!"

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how do you feel about this being my new favorite blog?

OOC: I DON’T KNOW IF THIS WAS MEANT FOR ME OR THE CHARACTERS BUT AHH THANK YOU! I feel so happy you have no idea. I could never imagine that my little scribbly dumb comics would be such a hit~! You made me smile so much thank you anon <3 I hope I can continue to deliver hehe!

THE TEAM THANKS YOU AS WELL~!

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"You bet we are! We can't wait for Christmas!"

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"She's not getting a boyfriend until she's fifty!!"

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"I....I don't like to talk about it."

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"I don't think either of them would survive an encounter with us..."

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May: Oh I am so excited for this! We're gonna have so much fun answering these questions!

Archie: This theme is a little too kiddish for my liking.

Maxie: I second that notion...but you can pick the next theme, Archie.

(OOC: This is an ask blog for the Team Dad Assemble family! ;p I decided to do this once my fic gained a bit of popularity. Ask May, Archie, Maxie or Brendan anything and they'll answer! Just make sure who you direct your questions to!)