ANNEX's dirty secrets

Captain Shokichi here! If you want to know anything about any of us here at ANNEX, just ask. I'll try to make them answer....even using my authority as a Captain if it's necessary (╬ Ò ‸ Ó) (ask in "queries", clicking the second hexagon)

[ask-terrafo]

Asataro-san how do you feel when they tease you about not being married yet ??

ASATARO: It’s ridiculous because none of them ismarried eitherSHOKICHI: Exactly! And the ones married donot tease youASATARO: Only the youngsters…they know nothing. Let’ssee how they are when they reach my ageSHOKICHI. Well I must say that given the USTbetween most of them there’s a big chance for some of them to get married.ASATARO: Shokichi-san I supposed you were on my sideSHOKICHI: Oh yeah, yeah…of course. There aregoing to be all alone once they are our age!…ASATARO: Just wait to see who laughs the last. Probablyus!SHOKICHI: YEAH! Because they don’t have any chanceand, and…sorry I can’t I’m a shameless shipper and rooting for all of them.ASATARO: Are you going to leave me alone? But we’rebrother in arms, I’ve trusted you.SHOKICHI: I’ll be with you, Asataro-san.Remember we are the Ultimate Bachelors. It’s just that I want them to betogether so much. I’m a proud dad.ASATARO: You’re not their father.MICHELLE: *passing by* Together again?  When are you two going to marry each other?ASATARO: Now they are teasing us with thatSHOKICHI: You’re right. Lately, they don’ttease us so much about not being marriedASATARO: At least it’s a changeSHOKICHI: The problem is I don’t know if Icould find a wedding that fits meASATARO: That is not the problem Shokichi-san

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Ok all of you *smiles* do you like or love someone in the annex♥?

MICHELLE: Really? Again? Why is people sointerested in our love life?ALEX: Same reason why soap operas are so popular, IguessKEIJI:  We’reall friends so we like each other, right?YAEKO: Keiji, dear, you’re so naïve.KEIJI: Why? We’re like a familySHEILA: He’s so pure he’s charming, I kinda understandAmelia.MICHELLE: Keiji, they’re not asking aboutlove in a way you love a parent or a sibling.AKARI: It’s more the love you feel for agirlfriend….or boyfriend.KEIJI: But, but, but… that’s personal! Why peoplewant to know about that?! They sound like my mother.ALEX: It’s because of soap operas, trust me!EVA: I think it’s funSHEILA: Of course! You don’t get teased about thisanymore, you’re just a spectatorAKARI: You don’t get teased either, we all know thatyou like the Captain.SHEILA: AKARI!!!EVA: Akari, don’t talk too loud, remember we alsoknow who you like.AKARI: I do not like her, well, I like her. But Imore like love her…you know? Ehh I don’t even know what I’m saying anymore.YAEKO: *nudges Michelle* Isn’t he cute?MICHELLE: Ye…I mean, why are you asking me? Whatdoes that have to do with me?EVA: Like…a whole lotYAEKO: Aww, look at her! Her cheeks are a little bitred!MICHELLE: No they’re not, it’s just hot inhere…*everyone stares at here* Leave me alone, I’m your boss! And you likeAlex!ALEX:  I hopeso…SHEILA: You two go get a roomKEIJI: Sheila!SHEILA: What? From all of us they’re the most likely tobe a coupleEVA: AgreeMICHELLE: In fact I thought they were already goingout.AKARI: Me tooALEX: Is there anything you two don’t agree in?MICHELLE: To be honest, few things. *Akarinods*And none of them regarding who should you date, Alex.ALEX: Well, maybe Yaeko and I also have an idea ofwho you should be datingYAEKO: AH! Well said, Alex.AKARI: Can we change the topic? PleaseMICHELLE: No, no, I’m interested.KEIJI:  And I’m getting lostEVA: Don’t worry Keiji, I’ll give you someguidelines of what is happening.KEIJI: Thank you, Eva!EVA: Here they are, listen carefully *sheapproaches him* You should date Amelia.SHEILA: Wise words, my friend.KEIJI:Leave Amelia out of this, she’s a very nice girl.ALEX: I don’t mean to interrupt you but, gettingback to what we were talking about…MICHELLE: Oh yes please, enlighten me on whoshould I date.YAEKO: Well, maybe Akari has something to say here.AKARI: What?MICHELLE: Maybe if he asked properly to thatgirl he loves, he would get a proper answer.AKARI: WHAT?EVA: I have this feeling we should leave them alonebut I don’t want toYAEKO: Me neither, I’m a sucker for soap operas.

[ask-terrafo]

Is there any developement between Marcos & Kanako?

YAEKO: If you call development to constant bickering,yes.KANAKO: That’s not trueYAEKO: I was there, Kana-chan, you can’t lie to me.KANAKO: We were just talking, not bickering.YAEKO: SureKANAKO: Besides, I don’t know what development is theanon talking about. Which development. We are adults already, what has todevelop?EVA: Your childish, unhealthy and undevelopedrelationship *sips tea and smiles*KANAKO: W-w-we don’t have a relationship!EVA: PreciselyYAEKO: Well in fact you DO have a relationship, but Iguess anon is wondering about you unresolved issues.KANAKO: Why are you attacking me like this? It’s notfair. Also, unresolved issues? I don’t know anything about issues hahahahaYAEKO: Eva, database.KANAKO: Back in Mars you confessed to him when youthought you were going to die. Lately, when you were safe and sound in FrontierSpirit you talked about it, but he couldn’t make a decision and he asked you towait for him, what you did. Now you’re together again and we want to know ifyou sorted things out or not.YAEKO: Thank you, Eva.KANAKO: We’re fineEVA: Fine is not a valid answer.KANAKO: I’m not sure I like this new straightforwardside of yours, Eva.YAEKO: She spends a lot of time with Michelle, it’sher influence.EVA: I’m worried about you, Kanako, I don’t wantyou to get hurt because of him.YAEKO: You are a lot more mature than a year ago buthe keeps behaving as a child, like he is taking you for granted. *Eva nods*KANAKO: Well..to be honest…he kinda flirts with me*blushes*.YAEKO: Awww, you’re cuteKANAKO: And he’s also a lot more kind with me thanbeforeEVA: That’s some development!YAEKO: Tell us more!KANAKO: Well, that’s it.EVA: There’s no more?KANAKO: No. Then he usually something that makes menervous and I don’t know how to react and…YAEKO: You end up bickering.EVA: Why do I have the feeling that we’re at thebeginning again?

[ask-terrafo]

This is one tough pickle jar.... Can one of you "tough" guys give a little lady a hand?

SHOKICHI: Of course! Bring it here, CaptainDad is here to help y..hgnnnnn….hgrrrmmmmm…*after two tries, he looks at thejar in dismay* …Here, Keiji. Some pickles for you.KEIJI: Oh, thank you….Wait, why are you giving methis?SHOKICHI: It’s a present!KEIJI: Thanks. Let’s share some…oh, it doesn’t openSHOKICHI: You know, sometimes jars can be alittle tough…KEIJI: You gave me this because you can’t open it?SHOKICHI: Maybe…*Keiji stares at him*…Yes.AKARI: Hi Captain, Keiji!.. .what are you doing?SHOKICHIAND KEIJI: Tough jarAKARI: Oh there’s a trick for that. Gimme.SHOKICHI: What are you going to do?AKARI: You just need to hit softly the base and then…..andthen……and then….KEIJI: And then…?AKARI: *smiles* It won’t open.

They can hear someone snorting and asthey look behind, Alex and Marcos are looking at them in a very condescendingway.

MARCOS: You Japanese people used to have tons of toolsfor such simple actions.ALEX: Let us show you how to make things our way…TheMexican way!MARCOS: The way of people able to open cans with theirteeth just to fill their stomachs with something.ALEX: Even if it’s dog food.AKARI: Well, enlighten usKEIJI: We trust youSHOKICHI: Show us what you got.MARCOS: it’s well known that if you want to open a jarthe best thing to do is to hit softly the lid against something.See?…HNGGGGGNHH…SEE?AKARI: I’m only seeing a closed jar.KEIJI: Are you sure that works?MARCOS:Of course!….Alex, it doesn’t work.ALEX: You’re being too rude! The lid is combing, ofcourse it won’t open. Give that to me.MARCOS: And what are you going to do mister “I think I’ma genius opening jars”ALEX: Well, I’m going to open it….MARCOS: So?ALEX: Just a little bit moreAKARI: We’re waiting.KEIJI: You know? I don’t even like pickles that much,but this has become personal.SHOKICHI: I really feel like eating picklesright now.AKARI: Alex?ALEX: This is impossible

They keep trying to open it usingdifferent methods for a while. Just when they’re about to give up, Amelia andMichelle bump into them.

AMELIA: What’s that?SHOKICHI: A jarKEIJI: A tough pickle jar. We couldn’t open it.MARCOS AND ALEX: Keiji!  Don’t say that, you’re making us look bad.MICHELLE: Oh don’t worry, you already lookbad enough for us.SHOKICHI: OuchAMELIA: There’s a very useful trick I know. Can I try?KEIJI: Of course, but we’ve already tried everythingand…

Amelia takes a rubber band she’swearing around her wrist and puts it around the lid. After just one try and effortlessly,the jar is open.

AMELIA: Increasing friction always helpsMARCOS: Meh, you only were able to open it because we alreadyleft it weakened. Right, guys?AKARI: Of course, it was thanks to usALEX: We’ve been about to do it, you just had to dothe easiest part. Don’t you think, Keiji?KEIJI: I supposeSHOKICHI: Can we stop arguing and starteating?AMELIA: Well, yeah. Probably you’re right.MICHELLE: *takes the jar from Amelia’s hands*So you’re telling us that Amelia just opened it  because you alreadydid all the job.MARCOS: More or less…yes.MICHELLE: Ooooooh, that’s interesting. Sothen, you wouldn’t mind if by any chance the jar is closed again, right?AKARI: Michelle-san, please. Don’t do itMICHELLE: Don’t do what, Akari?AKARI: Cloe the j…MICHELLE: Woops…my hand slipped. Now I guessyou have to open it again. But I don’t think that would be a problem for you. Right,“tough” guys?

[ask-terrafo]

wow! Michelle and Akari kiss again?!?!??!!!!

ALEX: AGAIN?ASATARO: Oh myMARCOS: WAIT…WHAT? WHEN? HOW? WHY?EVA: Marcos, when two people love each other, theyput their lips together and…MARCOS: I know how a kiss works! But, why them? When?…and,wait a moment, AGAIN? That mean they’ve kissed more than once?ALEX: Yaeko told me about the one in Mars, butanother one?

Everyonelooks at them, Akari panics and tries to hide his red face with his hand. Michelleremains calm, at least apparently. But her cheeks are red and tries to coverherself with a mug as she drinks

MARCOS: I feel betrayed, I didn’t know any of this.  Akari don’t you dare to hide your face you oweme an explanation!!!ALEX: You owe us all an explanationASATARO: Don’t worry, my friends. I’m sure this anon isjust joking. Right?….RIGHT?SHOKICHI: *sobs* They grew up so faaaaaastEVA: Oh no, it’s not a lie. I’ve seen them kissingat least two timesASATARO: Why is everyone but me getting a girlfriend!!!????MARCOS: Eva, you knew and didn’t tell me a thing? Ithought we were friends! What do you have to say in your defence?EVA: My ship has finally sailed?MICHELLE: Wait…you ship us?ALEX: 85% of the crew ships you!AKARI: Really?EVA: The other 15% are Joseph and people notinterested in romance.MICHELLE: You’re exaggeratingSHOKICHI: They’re not, I conducted a surveyMICHELLE: You did WHAT? *gets up*AKARI: *grabs her arm* Michelle-san, let him be. Whatit’s done can’t be undone.MICHELLE: *sits down again* Fine…but I’mstill mad.MARCOS: I’m still waiting for an explanationALEX: *pointing to himself* WE are waiting for anexplanation.ASATARO: I’m not sure I want an explanationSHOKICHI: You shut upASATARO: Shokichi-san?SHOKICHI: Let this old man enjoy his OTP, it’smy last wishASATARO: But you’re not dying…EVA: Asataro, shut up. Could you? *bright smile*Thank youMARCOS: *whispering to Asataro* Beware, she’sterrifying.EVA: Michelle, Akari. Please, explain yourselves.MICHELLE: I’ve got nothing to explain, *shecrosses her arms and frowns with her cheeks still red* He was the one whokissed me. Both timesAKARI: It was necessary!MARCOS: How is a kiss necessary?AKARI: It was not even a kiss, it was CPR *covers hisface with both hands*MICHELLE: You put your lips over mine, that’stechnically a kiss. My first kiss.SHOKICHI: Oh my. Is this a lover’s quarrel?MICHELLE AND AKARI: No, it’s not.MICHELLE: The other one was necessary aswell. *Akari, at her side, nods* When I’m transformed my arms grow a hard exoskeleton,so the usual method to mix our base organisms wasn’t an optionAKARI: We were surrounded by roaches and I had tothink fast, and it was the easiest way to mix our blood without hurting her.MARCOS: To kiss? I don’t get how that can mix blood.MICHELLE: He bit my lipsASATARO: Oh myALEX: That’s savage.ASATARO: I’m sure there were other ways.AKARI: Well I couldn’t think of anything else! It wasa dangerous situation. Besides, I’ve wanted to kiss her since she appeared.MICHELLE: What?AKARI: Did I say that aloud? *everyone nods* Somebodyshoot meMICHELLE: C’mon, Akari, don’t say that.SHOKICHI: So, when are you going to marry? Iknow a place that…MICHELLE: Shokichi, no.SHOKICHI: But…MICHELLE: NOEVA: I’m curious about something, may I ask? Whatare you right now? Lovers, friends with benefits…?MARCOS: I refuse to believe that Akari is getting agirlfriend before meASATARO: Same hereMICHELLE: T-that’s none of your concern.ALEX: But….MICHELLE: I’m not gonna talk about it, andneither YOU, Akari.SHOKICHI: C’mon, ShellyMICHELLE: Don’t you Shelly me!! You’vealready got enough information, now leave.ASATARO: Michelle-san, don’t you think th…MICHELLE: Leave before I make this whole roomexplode!!!!

Everyone but Michelle and Akarileave the room. Once they are alone she closes the door and sits on the table,in front of him. They look at each other and keep silent for a moment.

MICHELLE: So…AKARI: Yeah…MICHELLE AND AKARI: What are we?

[ask-terrafo]

Shokichi, you should hand out some rewards! It's good for morale right? Best this, coolest that, most likely to whatver, just recognize some fools! They'll love you.

SHOKICHI: You’re right, dear anon. We shouldorganise an Oscar gala!!!MICHELLE: NOSYLVESTER: It could be fun!MICHELLE: Don’t encourage himSHOKICHI: C’mon Shelly, I just want to throwa party, give some prizes and have some fun! I can even give you the “coolestbase organism” prize!MICHELLE: DO NOT involve me in this, haveyour party if you want. Just don’t mess with me, I’m not into the mood for thisstuff.SYLVESTER: C’mon lieutenant! You’re stillyoung, stop being like Adolf and enjoy life a little. *nudges her* I’ve seenyou when you’re with that boy of yours and I know you can smile and playMICHELLE: Which boy? I don’t have a boy! Ihave a cat, I play with my cat if that’s what you mean.SYLVESTER: Don’t you find it moving when theyoungsters try to deny the truth?SHOKICHI: But what if we really organisesomething like the Oscars?MICHELLE: Have you even been in theconversation for the last 5 minutes?SHOKICHI: ｢(ﾟﾍﾟ)MICHELLE: *Sighs*Fine, I GUESS we can do something like that. I’m sure the crewwould love it and as the anon says it’s good for morale.  Let’s choose the categories and let the crewvote for their favesSHOKICHI: That idea is way better than my idea of deciding all the rewards myself! Can you please help me decide thecategories? Please? Pretty, pretty please. Pretty please with a cherry on top?MICHELLE: Why do I always end up helping youwith your ridiculous ideas.SYLVESTER: Because you’re a softie and alwayshelp animals in need.

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So,are you interested in having said rewards? I can think of some categories andlet my followers vote  and then write apost with the results. Just let me know if you would like to see something likethat ^^

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EME AT THE KEYBOARD

It’s been a while , a quite long “while”. An almost 2 years “while”.

I won’t promise to upload this blog daily, or weekly or even monthly but...here I am. I’ve missed this, and I haven’t realized how much till I read some of the pending questions I have.

So, here I am even if there’s no one left to read this blog. 

I’m going to be honest here. My main blog went on a hiatus because of many reasons, like not having a lot of free time, my mental health situation, having to move again, the hiatus of the manga itself...but all that happened after I stopped updating this blog.

Of course I had my reasons but the main one was that I was burned out. Running three Terra formars blogs at the same time, making translations, fanart requests and also being busy writing a 100+ chapters (and more than 1,500,000 words) AU fic left me completely drained. But it’s been months since I finished it, I took a necessary break and I’m feeling creative again. 

I’m writing a new Terra formars fic, but demanding myself a lot less. Also, I’m not publishing it yet so I can go at my own pace. Besides, I want to practice my English writing skills and this a fun way to do it. So, I’m back!

If someone doesn’t believe me when I refer to my super long terrafo fic...

I’ll publish a couple of answers today so, keep tuned!

[ask-terrafo]

kana-chan i feel so bad that marcos don't has the same feelings, i want him to see that you're perfect so badly, you deserve all the love!are you going to give up on him or keep on trying until he stops being an idiot(i love you man but that wasn't nice TAT)

Kanako: WHYDOES EVERYBODY AND THEIR MOTHER NOW?*covers her face* I’m feeling so embarrasedYaeko: Awww c’mon Kana-chan, it’snothing to be ashamed ofMichelle:Well, we were pepping at you when you were talking about it in Frontier.Eva:Michelle!Michelle:She alreardy knows *Kanako nods* The guys were so noisy it was impossible forher to not notice us.Yaeko:However he only said that he wasn’t ready! Not that he didn’t love youEva: And hewanted you to wait for him. That’s a good signal, right?Yaeko: Andhe was very happy when you told him you named your newweapon like his,remember?Eva: He’s alittle confused but he’ll realiza how great you are soon, right?Michelle: Ohhe already realized, is just that he’s a coward and is afraid to take the nextstepKanako: I-Idon’t think t-tthat’s true at all Michelle ahahahaahh don’t say nonsenses…Michelle: I’mnot saying nonsenses, it’s obvious. He’s always staring at you smiling like anidiotYaeko: Oh…nowthat you say it, that’s right. The other day at the cafeteria he crashed intoAkari because he was staring at someone, it was you!Eva: Well I’msure Akari was also busy staring at someoneKanako: You’reonly saying that to please me.Michelle:No, not really, you know how honest I am, I’ll tell you right away if I thoughthe wasn’t interested.Eva: That’s true,Michelle is very straightforwardKanako:really?Yaeko: yeahI agree!Michelle: Besides,Akari told me that Marcos is constantly sighing and that he blushes when theymention youEva and Yaeko:AwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwYaeko: Maybeyou should confess again?Eva: I’msure this time he would say yesKanako: No,I won’t he already gave me an answer.Yaeko: Buthe was afraidEva: And akid!Michelle:Maybe he has changed his mind now. You should try instead of waiting for him,if he isn’t brave enough to give you a proper answer he doesn’t deserve youYaeko: WELLSAID!Eva: That’swhy is great having Michelle as a friendKanako: Buthe’s a good guy…I want to wait for him.Michelle: HEDOESN’T DESERVE YOU

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I'm sure your human instinct can tell you exactly what kind of man Shokichi really is. He may be kind and laid back, but surely all of you realize that he can be truly fierce if he needs to be. Despite his soft exterior, he's not to be messed with. Gotta respect a guy like that!

Shokichi:See, Michelle? Someone out there really appreciates me! *sobs* Thank you anon!I LOVE YOUMichelle:The anon is not saying anything new *shrugs*, all of us already know that.Shokichi: Doyou really think so?Michelle:You’re not the person I trust the most in this crew for nothing, Shokichi.Shokichi:You’re gonna make me cry.Michelle: Ohc’mon, don’t be like that. You’re gonna make me regret my wordsShokichi: Doyou really think I’m trustworthy?Michelle:You’re kinda like a father to most of us…*blushes lightly* You make your stupidjokes and all but at the same time you’re always here for usShokichi:*sobs* Shellyyyyyyyyyy, I love youuuuuMichelle:Don’t make such a fuss over this, is something you already knew.Shokichi: NoI did not *sobs*Michelle:Then why you make us call you Captain Dad?Shokichi:Because….because I want to be the father in this familyMichelle:Well, you are the father. Happy now?Shokichi:*bright smile* YESMichelle:Perfect, now leave me aloneShokichi:Wait Shelly!Michelle: What? And don’t call melike thatShokichi: Ineed to talk with you about something, now that I’m your father.Michelle:Enlightlen meShokichi:You know, girls your age usually have a boyfriend or are interested in someone.Michelle:Shokichi, NOShokichi: I don’t mind if it’s a boyor a girl, I’ll support you anywayMichelle: Inot interested in that kind of stuff leave aloneShokichi:But as your father I want grandclindren!Michelle:Stop talking before I make you stopShokichi:You know? Akari kinda makes eyes at youMichelle: I’MGONNA  KILL YOU

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If you could show us the list of everyone's packages, that would be awesome Especially Adolf In fact, if you had a pic of his, I would really appreciate it

Adolf: Whatkind of perverts send us questions?Shokichi:I’m not sure, but I’m starting to think accepting message from strangers is nota good ideaAdolf: Itold you the moment you decided to make this….thing.Joseph: Theanon is just curious, and that’s not bad! I don’t have pictures but I can giveyou the list, let me start. How do you prefer me to read it, from last to firstor from first to last?Adolf: Weare wondering about the pervert out there when we have pervert number one herewith us.Joseph: I’mnot a pervert, I’m a scientistShokichi:Well… that is more or less the same thingJoseph:  Can I keep going?Adolf: NOJoseph: Don’tworry Adolf, you’re not that bad on the listAdolf: “That”bad? What do you mean?Joseph: Douyou want to know?Adolf: yes…I mean NO!Joseph:Definitely you want to knowAdolf: I don’t.Shokichi:That’s it, I’m getting rid of this *grabs the list from Joseph’s hansand thowsit into a trashcan* That’s it! This is only giving us problemsJoseph: Doyou really think that’s my only copy?Shokichi:Joseph, as your Captain I’m not asking you, I’m ORDERING you to stop with allthis package stuffJoseph: I wasn’texpecting this from you, Captain.Shokichi:What?Joseph: You’rebeing such a party popperShokichi: I’mnot a party popper!Joseph: Thenlet mi read the listShokichi: ….Adolf: He’splaying with your mind, Captain.Shokichi:But….I’m not a party popper.

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Dorjiberke, Sergei, Jared, maybe Bao, how do you all get so muscular without being officers?

Dorjiberke:ermmm… We train? It’s obvious.Jared: Yeahwe exercise a lot, they are officers not only because their muscles.Sergei: Iusually exercise with Sylvester so we have similar routines, probably that has somethingto do with me being this flawlessDorjiberke:You, flawless? You’re far from thatSergei:Excuse me?Jared: Guys…Dorjiberke:I can’t deny you have some muscles, but you’re fan from being flawless.Sergei:You’re not the one to talk.Jared: Guys…stopDorjiberke:And why I’mnot the one to talk?Sergei: Youlike to act tough but you cry at movies when an animal appears on screenDorjiberke: T-that’snot true!Jared: Sothat’s what I heard when we were watching The Lion King at the common room. Ithought the one crying was one of the girls.Dorjiberke:I was Hong!Sergei:andnow you blame the little girl, what a shame!Dorjiberke:You’re just attacking me because I’m more muscular than youSergei:That’s not true, and I’m not attacking you, I’m stating facts.Jared:guys…calm down.Bao: Nomatter what you say, I’m the flawless one here…..Dorjiberke:You’re not….Bao:SILENCE! *opens his shirt* flawless…..Sergei: Thisis disgusting

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Sandra, does your transformation help with cosplay?

Sandra: Idon’t do cosplay…Isabella: Youshould!! Just think about it, you’ll be able to cosplay the kitty version ofeverything!Eva: Thatsounds cuteSandra: Butwith my age…I’m too old for cosplayIsabella: You’renever too old for cosplay. Besides, you’re stll youngEva: Eventhe Captain does cosplay and he’s older thatn youSandra: TheCaptain does coplay?Eva:Michelle told me he went as I don’t know which superhero to the lastofficer’smeeting they had. She was SO mad at him.Isabella: Ifhe can do it, you can do it.Sandra: ButI don’t know who should I cosplay asIsabella:Don’t worry…leave that to us…Sandra:Isabella? Isabella I don’t like that face you’re making. Eva, you too?

[ask-terrafo]

Alright, who ordered... whatever the hell this thing is?

Shokichi:What is that? And someone used our budget to get it…who was it?Sylvester:This is weird, I haven’t seen anything like this beforeJoseph: Itseems someone got a little disappointed with his resultsSylvester:What results?Joseph: Seethat list about packages sizes I talked you about?Shokichi:Yeah?……Joseph: Imade it publicShokichi:YOU MADE WHAT?Sylvester:HAHAHAHAHAH I love this guy!!Shokichi: You’reonly happy because you’re in the top 10!!!!!! Where is it?Joseph:Everywhere, I even sent mails in U-NASA’s name with it.Shokichi:JOEJoseph:What? Is vital information for the crewSylvester: I’msure women would be glad to have that kind of information.Shokichi:Shichisei is going to kill me for thisJoseph: Idon’t think so, he was well positionated in the list.Shokichi:YOU ASKED HIM?Sylvester:Forget about that stuff, what in hell is this?Joseph: I’mmore interested in who ordered it, although I can have an idea.Shokichi:You seem you know what it is, JoeJoseph: isn’tit obvious? *Sylvester and Shokichi shake their heads while they pick theobject* It’s a penis extender.

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Who has the biggest package ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)? I must know

Joseph: Thisis the perfect momet to ask something like this, I actually have here the sizesfrom all the crew and already made a list from biggest to smallest.Shokichi:Wait… don’t think I wanna knowJoseph:Don’t worry, Captain, you’re not at the end of the listShokichi:Then I don’t mind knowingJoseph:You’re not at the top either.Shokichi:Then I prefer not toJoseph: Butyou’re at the half topShokichi:Then I wanna knowJoseph: Theone whose package is the biggest is from your squad.Shokichi:Can I go now?Sylvester:From squad 1? I’m sure you’re mistaken, we Russians have the biggest packages….Joseph:Actually….noSylvester: What?You’re wrong, let me check that listJoseph: Hereyou have it. By the way, Captain. Weren’t you leaving?Shokichi:I….I well, I was leaving but I’m not leaving.Sylvester:That make no senseShokichi: Itmakes a lot of senseJoseph: Soyou wanna knowShokichi:Maybe I’m just spending some quality time with my friends.Sylvester: WHAT?!!!Hecould not be the number one!!Joseph:Believe it or not, he is. Even I was surprised by his magnificenceShokichi:Who is it who is it? You said he was from my squad so Jared probably, right?I’m sure it’s him.Joseph: It’sKeijiShokichi: Iknew i…wait, WHAT THE HELL?Sylvester:If it’s as big as it says here he’s like a mircle or something similar.Shokichi: SoTHAT was not his cellphone.

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Jet, who is your favorite comedian? Be real with me, it's Xi isn't it?

Jet: No sheisn’t, I don’t even like comedyDorjiberke: Jet,you start laughing the moment she opens her mouth and says something stupid.Xi: I don’t say stupid things, I’m just comedy gold.Dorjiberke:*sighs*SureXi: You’rejust mad because I’m able to make him laugh and you’re not.Dorjiberke:That’s not true, I could make him laugh if I wanted toXi: The doitDorjiberke:I don’t feel like itXi: CowardDorjiberke:I’m not, I just don’t want to thik of a joke right now.Jet: Beinghonest I kinda want to know if you woul be able to make any of us laughDojiberke: Idon’t need to prove anything.Hong: I-I wouldlike to laugh, Dor.Dorjiberke:Well, if Hong wants to I guee I’ll give it a try…just let me think.Xi: Are youready for NOT laughing at all, guys?Jet: C’monXi, let him try. Maybe he surprises us.Hong: I’mkinda nervousXi: Ok, ok,let’s give him the benefit of the doubtDorjiberke: Ok,hereI go.Two cows were talking in the field. One cow says, “Have you heardabout the Mad Cow disease that’s going around?” The other cow answers,“Yeah, makes you glad you’re a penguin, doesn’t it?”Xi: ….Jet:…Hong:…Dorjiberke:Oh c’mon, it’s funny!!Xi: You justkilled it.Dorjiberke:What?Xi: Youkilled the joke. I mean, It’ not bad…you killed it.Jet: Youdon’t know how to be funny.Dorkijerke:I’m funny!Hong: Youtalk in a way that makes me feel more frighthened than happy.Xi: Beingfunny is not only about telling good jokes, it’s an attitude.Dorjiberke:Really?Xi: I’msure,just look at this. Hey Jet!Jet: Yeah?Xi: POOPJet:HAHAHHAAHAHHAAXi: See?

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Squad #4, what do you think that is on Kai's face?

Xi: ShitDorjiberke:Xi!Jet: HahahaahaahahhahaDorjiberke:Jet, don’t laugh! you’re just encouraging her.Xi: Or maybeis just that he’s rotting that’s why he looks like that. He already smells likea place that have been closed for a centuryDorjiberke:He’s gonna hear you and we’ll be in trouble!!Jet:HAHAHAAHAHAA that’s true he smells like mold!Dorjiberke:Jet!Hong: WellDor, it’s true that he smells a little weird.Xi: Rememberwhen I forgot a banana in our quarters a whole month? He reeks of thatHong: *laughssoftly and covers her mouth*Dorjiberke:Hong! Don’t let them corrupt you!Hong: But it’sfunny!

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Captain, tell us more about your size. For science, of course. 😏

Shokichi:Joe, please.Sylvester: I’mcurious, are you average in you country or not? I mean, you look quite bigcompared to other Japanese guys and well, maybe you’re also big…you know*points at Shokichi’s crotch*Adolf: Yes,I’m also interested.Shokichi: Adolf?Adolf: REVENGEJoseph: Whyare you so shy about this? It’s like any other part of our anatomy! In fact I’mmaking a research about the sizes from the crew…Sylvester: You’rereally doing it for Science?Joseph: Ofcourse, I AM a Scientist.Sylvester:Are you getting interesting results?Joseph:Fascinanting. You wouldn’t imagina who is the biggest from the crew keeping inmind the data I had already collected.Sylvester: Ican give you mine and I’ll top that list HAHAHAHAJoseph: Ohthat’s won’t be necessary, I already have yoursSylvester:how? I haven’t told youJoseph: Seewhen we went skinny dipping laste week? Well, I’m good at figuring out sizesjust by looking.Sylvester:And? Do I top your list?Joseph: Eventhough you are very well endowed, there are som member with great pe…Shokichi:Joe!Joseph: Ohright we were talking about you? How long is it, Captain? 15 cm? 18?Shokichi:*covers his crotch* STOP LOOKING AT IT!!!Joseph: It’sjust a number! Don’t be shyShokichi: Idon’t know, I don’t usually measure my…..Sylvester:Don’t try to hide it, every man does it.Shokichi:Well, I don’t. *crosses his arms*Adolf: You’llknow at keast if it’s big or small, we don’t need numbers, just an estimation.Shokichi:Adolf, what wrong with you?Adolf:REVENGEShokichi:Again???Joseph: 16centimetersShokichi: WHOTOLD YOU???? STOP LOOKING AT IT!!