ASK THE AVERYS!!

Multifandom self-insert rp blog run by @shadowmilkcookie--man !!!

[ask-the-averys]

A (revamped) list of all the Averys you can ask questions to!!

FNAF:SB/RUIN AVERY (these two *are* separate people) (also, this includes any other DCA related Averys (like Kreeture or Spirit)) - #❤️ avery

WELCOME HOME AVERY (silly puppet who definitely doesn't have the soul of a missing person) - #🎵 avery

ROTTMNT AVERY (half human half raccoon mutant. Has yet to meet the turtles formally, has seen them around though. Hides animalistic features with hats, makeup, etc. to try not to be fucking exiled or something) - #🦝 avery

PLAGUE DOCTOR AVERY (the name explains itself.) - #🎩 avery

SPOOKY MONTH AVERY (child in a plague doctor costume. I have nothing else to put here.) - 🎩🎃 avery

ANDY'S APPLE FARM AVERY (guess what its another raccoon) - #🦝🎵 avery

TADC AVERY (big dumb baby ((is 30 years old)) who was a librarian before he was pulled into the circus. In circus name is actually Disco. Makes it to Ep 9. Barely.) - #💿 avery

BATIM/BATDR AVERY (emo/j raccoon cartoon character that's stuck in the studio) - #🦝🖋 avery

CoLQ AVERY (big deity boy) - #🪽 avery

LIE/FALSE AVERY (unwilling cult leader who gets killed every time he learns what he leads.) - 🐑 avery

SWAP AU AVERY (basically, its if sun + moon and Avery swapped roles. This guy's an animatronic) - #⚙️🦝 avery

SEASHORE AU AVERY (mer avery) - #🐚 avery

INVADER ZIM AVERY (that is just a teenager. that is a teenager that does NOT gaf about ANYTHING) - #👾 Avery

POPPY PLAYTIME AVERY (basically just a scrapped smiling critter concept. Was one of the first big bodies. Has a missing kid's soul in there. Friends with Doey.) - #💜 avery

PHM AVERY (that is a teenager that they sent to space. its a miracle they survived with the crack in their helmet.) - #🚀 avery

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Okay I gave them all tags n stuff. Im tired.

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Man I need to revamp this blog... sighs as I crack my knuckles

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dcavery.. mod you missed an opportunity… throws tomatoes

oh my god stop i missed the opportunity

[ask-the-averys]

Okay I have a question for whoever the fuck you want to answer

If you're covered in blood, would it symbolically be:

- the holy retribution of your own suffering

- the satisfaction of vengeance

- subtype: consumed by vengeance until there is nothing but rage

- the guilt of causing others to suffer

- the numb execution of a task, as a weapon has ought to do

- anything else I forgor

QWILL WHAT THE FUCK

I would... I would cry. I would feel guilty.

[sir-qwillian-ferne]

The guilt of survival or the guilt of wanting?

I suppose that itself depends on other factors

[ask-the-averys]

The... The guilt of survival.

[ask-the-averys]

Okay I have a question for whoever the fuck you want to answer

If you're covered in blood, would it symbolically be:

- the holy retribution of your own suffering

- the satisfaction of vengeance

- subtype: consumed by vengeance until there is nothing but rage

- the guilt of causing others to suffer

- the numb execution of a task, as a weapon has ought to do

- anything else I forgor

QWILL WHAT THE FUCK

I would... I would cry. I would feel guilty.

[ask-the-averys]

HEY EVERYONE!!!! Sorry we've been dead for forever. SEND ASKS. Not you Chaos. You already did enough/silly/nm

PLEASE SEND STUFF IN IM BORED AND THIS BLOG HAS POTENTIAL

[startersforall]

→ BE MY VALENTINE!

prompts to celebrate valentine’s day, with options for romantic or platonic. even the enemies can have some valentine’s fun.  ‘my muse’ meaning receiver’s muse! can also reverse if you’d like. 

🌷 to kiss my muse

💖 to confess attraction to my muse 

🍫 to give my muse a box of chocolates

🌹 to give my muse flowers

🧸 to give my muse a giant teddy bear

🍷 to invite my muse to dinner 

✨ to go stargazing with my muse

☕ for our muses to have coffee together

🌈 for our muses to dance together

🌼 for my muse to compliment your muse

🥀 for my muse to confess a secret

🍒 for your muse to tie a cherry stem with their tongue

🦢 for my muse to talk about someone they love 

🔪 for my muse to threaten your muse 

🖤 for my muse to reject your muse

                                                            — ♥ —

“Be my valentine?”

“Would you be so kind as to fall in love with me?”

“Darling, you’re the one I want.”

“This is no time for confessing.“

“You know, darling, you bring out the worst in me.”

“If you’re free tonight, maybe we could spend some time together.”

“I know I’ve kissed you before, but I didn’t do it right. Can I try again?”

“I hate Valentine’s Day.” 

“I love you— ain’t that the worst thing you ever heard?”

“You have my whole heart.”

“I hope I never lose you.”

“All the good in me is because of you.“

“If I could give you the moon, I would.”

“Eat your heart out.”

“We both have our rabid hearts.”

“I thought maybe we would kiss tonight.”

“You’re not the person I wanted to see today.”

“I love everybody because I love you.” 

“Do you want company?”

“Nobody fucks me like me.”

“Can we always be this close?”

“Please don’t say you love me.”

“I once believed love would be burning red, but it’s golden.” 

[stardusttheaters]

I’m only doing this for THIS blog specifically and mind you they WILL respond as they normally would to any situation/suggestion/action so be careful.

You might get punched depending on who it is.

You’ve been warned.

Please include the action/question/prompt because I might lose this. 💀😂

[ask-attendant-mansion]

Well you can have him then

MAGIC ANON AVERY'S HERE

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Sun jumps back, startled by the sudden appearance. Since when could that just happen?

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Avery groans, sitting up.

Where...

He trails off, looking up at Sun.

Sunny?

[ask-attendant-mansion]

"Avery? Goodness, do you need me to get Moon?"

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That'd be nice, Sun. Thank you.

[ask-attendant-mansion]

"Stay here."

Sun wanders off to find Moon.

[ask-the-averys]

Avery stays. He's too tired to really attempt shenanigans right now anyway.

[ask-attendant-mansion]

Well you can have him then

MAGIC ANON AVERY'S HERE

@ask-the-averys

Sun jumps back, startled by the sudden appearance. Since when could that just happen?

[ask-the-averys]

Avery groans, sitting up.

Where...

He trails off, looking up at Sun.

Sunny?

[ask-attendant-mansion]

"Avery? Goodness, do you need me to get Moon?"

[ask-the-averys]

That'd be nice, Sun. Thank you.

[ask-attendant-mansion]

Well you can have him then

MAGIC ANON AVERY'S HERE

@ask-the-averys

Sun jumps back, startled by the sudden appearance. Since when could that just happen?

[ask-the-averys]

Avery groans, sitting up.

Where...

He trails off, looking up at Sun.

Sunny?

[ask-attendant-mansion]

Wouldn't it be funny if I drew a bunch of future things and posted them but didn't explain any of them

[sir-qwillian-ferne]

Everyone wants that stupid jester twink

[sir-qwillian-ferne]

Wait this could apply to the dca too

[ask-the-averys]

Aw man

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Andddddd....last one, A high five for Plague Doctor Avery (if it would like one :3)

,Jester

HIGH FIVE!!!

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Is computer head Avery's head more of a modern computer or an older model? :3

,Jester

It's one of those computers from the 2000's that's built like a brick and runs super slowly/silly

[ask-the-averys]

Does Plague Doctor Avery like the song 'ring around the rosie' since it's associated with the time when Plague Doctors were more common?

,Jester

Plague Doctor Avery quite enjoys the song actually :3

[ask-the-averys]

Free question! Basically just if you have anything you want to ramble about or to do with any of the Avery's, ramble away if you want! ^-^

,Jester

Idk lol